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Monu : ( in call ) sid tum samaj rahe ho na mein kya keh rahi hunn ,, mujhe woh kankajoore patha nahi kyu ithna acche lagne lage ..

Sid : ( in call ) arey toh lagne do na ,, waise ayisa product aaj Kal market mein bahut kam miltha hai bro,,so just go for it monu ,, kya patha woh bhi tumse pyaar Kartha ho ??

Mo : agar shadhi ke baad jagada vagda hogayi toh ??

Sid : you duffer monu ,, bina jagda se pyaar kaise badegi ?? Jagada ke baad Jo romance aathi hai ,, muhhhh ,, you know what I mean bro ..

Mo : sid stop it yaar ,, ab yeh bathav mujhe kya karni hai ..

Sid : kya karni hai ?? Tum ek kaam kar seedha uske kamre mein jao ..

Mo : ( excitingly ) ok ..

Sid : door ander se close kar ..

Mo : ok ..

Sid : aur bolde ki tum usse se pyaar karne lagi hai ..

Mo : ok ..

Sid : agar woh bhi interested hona,,  toh ek kissi bhi Karo ..

Mo : ok ..( flow flow flow ) ..after realizing what she said ,,, sid you are mad or what ..tum Aathey hona tab bhathavunga tumhe ..

Sid : hahaha ,, ok ab jao aur tumhari mehbooba ko sab bathado ..

Mo : haa teek hai ..

She ends the call and left to Karan room ..

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Karan room ..

Faizi was talking with him .

Faizi : toh bol kyu nahi dethey ho tum usse pyaar karthey ho ??

Karan : bolna chahtha tha lekin ,, agar
Usse gussa agaya toh ?? Fhir gusse mein aakhar meri sar phod diya toh ..

Faizi : ayisa kuch nahi hoga Karan ,, aur mera experience keh raha ki woh bhi tumhe pasand Karthi ,, aur bahut acchi ladki hai ,, lekin ha thoda Pagal hai ..

Karan : thoda Pagal hai ?? Nahi pura paagal hai ,, kab kaise behave karegi kisi ko nahi patha ..

Faizi : ( worrying face ) bhai yeh sab ab bolna jaruri hai kya ?? Woh ithna bhi buri nahi hai ..

Karan : buri nahi hai balki ek dum paglet hai ,, arey kab kaise react Karthi hai kisi ko nahi patha hai ,, patha nahi iss shadhi ke baad mera kya hoga ,, ya toh mein paagal khana ko shift hojavunga ,, ya fhir paagal khana hi mera ghar shift hojayegi ..

Faizi : Karan ,, kyu aag se lad rahe ho ?? Tumhe tumhara zindagi pyaari nahi hai kya ??

Karan : agar woh aag hai toh mein nuclear gas hunn ,, sab kuch raag kardunga ,, aur samajthey kya hai apne aapko , jhansi ki rani ,, arey woh jhansi rani ki servent jaise lagti hai ,, paagal kahiki ,, mendaki ,, ek toh sabke saamney badi sharmeli banthi hai agar koi nahi hotha chandi rani banthi hai ..

Faizi : all the best bagwaan hi  tumhe bachaye ..

Karan : arey tum tension math le woh kuch nahi kar Sakthi hai ,, aur shadhi ke baad mein ithna tang karunga ki woh ..

? : haa mein ?? Kya karungi mein ..

Karan turns and sees Monami is in full Monami avatar ..

Monu glares at Faizi and left from there ..

Mo : bye yaara agar zinda bacche toh kalmil lengey ..

Karan : kaise dosth hai yaar ,, sherni ke gufa mein akela choke jare ho ..

Faizi : toh kya mein bhi meal banjao ,, Jo bhi hai tum dono miya biwi aapas mein nipatlena mein jara hunn ..

Saying this he left actually he ran from there ..

Monu comes near Karan ,, he steps back until he touches the wall ..

He about to move one side,,  she put her one hand ,, he move another side ,, she put her another hand ..now he was in btw wall and monu ..

Mo : toh Mr sherghil ,, toh kya kehrahe they tum ?? Mein paglet hunn ??

Karan first nods in yes and then in no..

Mo : mein buri  hunn nahi nahi bahut buri  hunn ..

Karan gulps in fear ..

Mo : mein jhansi ki rani ki servent  lagthi hunn ??

Karan : woh flow flow mein boldiya sorry ..

Mo : accha toh ready hojao bhugthne keliye ..

Saying this she left from there ..

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Me : haa bhabhi aap ithna asani se chodiya ?? Mujhe Lagalo aap do teen maarengey ..

Mo : arey maarneki abhi license kaha mili hai ?? Shadhi ke baad nahi chudungi ..

Me : ( mutters under the breath ) bagwaan Kare kisi ko ayise biwi na mile bichara bhai ..

Mo : kuch bola tumne ??

Me : nahi nahi aap bhathaye aapne kya kiya ??

Mo : maine unke favorite chole bature banayi thi  ...

Me : ohh woh mirchi wala ??

Mo : yes ..

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All family members were eating dinner at mahajan house ,

Karan was about to eat chole bature but ,, monu stops him ..

Monu : Mr doctor ,, woh math khayiye ..

Karan : kyu vakeel Sahiba ?? Koi problem hai kya ??

Mo : woh actually thoda spicy bana hai ,, aur aapko dekh kar lagtha nahi ki aap itni spicy kha payengey ..

Sherghil family tries hard to control there laugh bcoz they know how Karan was choosi about his food ,, he always avoids spicy food and masala food ..

Karan : tumhe ayisa kyu lagtha hai ki mein khan nahi pavunga ,, I was habitual of eating spicy food ..

Saying this he stubbornly eats that food and literally his eyes become red bcoz of spicy ness ..

Mo : ( in mind ) haa kao mujhe patha hai ,, tum food ke mamle mein kithna choosi ho ,, isiliye yeh punishment ,, zindagi mein aage kabhi bhi mujhese panga leneki sochna bhi math ..

Sherghil family noticed this but didnt reacted bcoz they know " saand ke saamney laal kapde nahi dikhana chahiye " but Mr mahajan and Monami were just eating there food .. Actually monu know everything ..

Karan : ( in mind ) I know yeh sab mujhe tang karne keliye kar rahe ho ,, bagwaan mujhe ek chance toh do ..

They finally completed there food ..

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Karan was pacing here and there in his room as his stomach was burning due to the effect of spicy food ..

Mo : ( seeing Karan)  bichara ,, thoda zyada kar li kya ?? Ithna teeki hai aur yeh chup chaap Kaliya ,, I think I have to help him ..

Karan : ( to himself ) ab mujhe patha chala ki yeh Monami mahajan ithna teekhi kyu hai ,, har rozh ayise teekhi khane se ayisa hogayi hogi ,, aur sab par uski gussa nikal ne lagi hai ,, paagal kahiki ,, mendaki ,, aur tumhe kya jarurat hai Karan ,, ayise baath ko ego par lene ki ,, ab leliya toh bhugtoh ..

Just then someone passes curd bowl to him ,, without seeing the person Karan takes the bowl and eats the curd ..

Karan : bhai thank you so much ,, meri pet toh pura karaab hogayi woh Hitler ladki ki wajese ..

" agar spicy handle nahi hotha toh khaya hi kyu ?? "

Karan identify the voice and sees that person ....

Karan : woh mein ayise ho bol raha tha ..waise tumne ithni mehnat karke kiya mujhe punish karmekeliye ,, punishment toh puri Marni padegi na ..

Mo : pehle toh khav baadmein baath karthey ..

Karan continues eating curd ..

Mo : waise ek din mein tumhara yeh haalat hai ,, zindagi bhar kaise jheloge ??

Immediately he chokes and sees monu ,, she hides her laugh and left from there ..

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Mo : matlab isse zyada ek ladki kaise batha Sakthi ki woh mujhe pasand hai ..

Me : haa mere hai toh thoda tube light case lekin Bichare ko kithna tang kiya hai bhabhi tumne , ithna seh liya lekin kuch nahi kiya ..

Mo : kisne kaha ki kuch nahi kiya hai woh ..

Me : matlab kuch kiya hai woh ??

Mo : haa udhar dekho..

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Monu was doing yoga in the morning ,, Karan sees her and thinks of something and left to room and comes after a while ..

After completing yoga monu sees Karan and they both wished ..

Karan : I think tumhari fitness secret is yoga hai ,, isiliye aap ithni healthy ho ..

Mo : haa ,, may be ..

Karan : ( giving towel ) yeh lo sweat hai pura face mein poch lo ..

She takes the towel and cleans her face ,, she feels something on her face and sees herself in mirror and shocked actually afraid by seeing herself like that and shouts

Ignore her hair and sid

Mo : ahhh ...

Karan : waise looking good lawyer Sahiba ..

Mo : doctor kahike ,, abhi dekho mein kya Karthi hunn ..

She chases Karan and Karan runs to downstairs where everyone there ,, everyone laughs by seeing monu face ,, she throws everything comes in her way on Karan ..

Finally they reach garden ,, there monu sees a water pipe and takes that pipe start watering on Karan ..

Karan : rani Sahiba  ,, rukho pura bheeg raha hunn ..

Mo : khadoos sherghil tumhe meri pura muhh bigada ,, ithna toh banthi hai ..

She still watering on Karan ,, Karan  immediately pulls her to him and takes that pipe and makes upwards ,, it was like raining on both of them ,, there eyes met with each other ,, he slowly went towards her lips ,, realizing what he was doing he left her and mutter a sorry and left from there ...

Monu blushes and reminds what happened in few minutes before ...

All that day they both were stealing glances with each other of course it was not unnoticed by family members ..

Next day they asked to go kul devi puja ,, monu got ready in yellow color Saree with light make up actually she was doing all this only for him ,, she was not that type girl that got ready to impress someone but now he was doing all this for him ,, he was doing magic in her ,, she looked herself for the last time in mirror and left to his jeep ..

He was waiting for her one glimpse ,, as expected his heart beat got skipped by seeing her in Saree ,, he shamelessly staring at her ,, with his intense gaze she blushed hardly ,, after that they left towards mandir ..

They halted there car before a coffee shop ,, she was not able to climb down from jeep ,, he gave his hand to come down ,, she kept her hand in his hand and he kept his another hand on her waist a shiver wents on both there bodies ,, she sees another side to hide her blush ...

They both sat in coffee shop and guy was singing song ,, Karan was seeing only stage but monu was shamelessly staring at Karan ,, even she imagined Karan was singing song by seeing her ..

Finally they continued there journey ..

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Me : matlab aag dono tharaf bara bar ki hai ..

Mo : lekin woh kuch boltha nahi hai ,, ayisa nahi woh mujhe Samajtha nahi hai ,, woh mujhe bahut acchese Samajtha hai ,, lekin express nahi Kartha ..

Me : tumhe kaise patha woh tumhe samjtha hai ..

Mo : tumhe yaad hai woh ladki jiske saath unke pathi domestic violence Kartha tha ,, him dono unke gav gaye they usse punish karne keliye ..

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Mo : toh woh tum ho apni biwi ko maar they ho ..

Sarpanch : arey meri biwi hai mein Jo chahe kar saktha hunn ..

Mo : biwi hai gulaam nahi ,, agar woh ek baar ulta jawaab dedi ya naa tum jaise hazaar sarpanch tikh nahi payengey ..

Sarpanch : lo ab yeh nazookh si Ladki humme bathayegi ,, arey woh chori ek aakhari maouka deraha hunn yeha se bhaag jao iss ladki ko meri hawaalat kardo ..

Karan : agar tumhe lagtha ki ladkiyan kuch nahi kar saktha hai toh yeh tumhara galat faimi ,, ladikiya mardondon se bhi zyada takat var hothey hai ..

Sarpanch : lo hero agaya re , arey woh ramuva Zara yeh hero ko dikhav humare ghao ka Kathir dhari aur saath mein madam ko bhi dekhav ki hum kya kar sakthey hai ..

Karan : arey tum samaj nahi rahe ho ,, kaha panga lere ho ,, abhi batha raha hunn bhaag jao ..

A group of men sorrounds Moran ,,

Karan : yeh thod fhod ki department madam ka hai ,, toh mein involve nahi hotha ,, chalo rani Sahiba dikhdo in he aakhir Monami mahajan kya cheezi hai ..

She gave her bag to him ,, he took that bag and sat on car Bonnet and munching chips and watching the action sequence ..

A man came to monu and raised his hand to hit monu ,, but she stops in air and twist to his back ..

Monu : ( by twisting that goon hand ) ek akhri maouka dera hunn ,, chalo bhaago yehase varna baadmein do phairon par chalne layak nahi rahoge ..

That group boys attacked monu same time ,, shoba ( sarpanch wife ) throwed a stick towards monu ,, monu cathtes the stick ,, aur fhir kya ,, kisi ki haath tut gaye toh kisi ka phair ,, but our hero was happyly munching chips ,, in middle he offered some chips to shoba also but she denied ..

Here monu was fighting with a goon ,, another goon came from back side tries to hit on monu head but someone stops his hand in air and he was none other than Karan ..

Karan : ( to that goon ) patha hai asli mardangi kya hotha hai ?? Ladkiyon ko izzat karna ,, sammaan dena ,, agar lad na hai toh saamney se lad,,  khayar ki tarah pecchese nahi ..

Saying this he straightly punched on goons face and with one punch he fell on ground. .

Karan : ( to monu ) chalo jaldi finish karthey bahut book lag rahi hai ,, kuch khane ke baad wapas bhi toh jana hai .

Monu smiles and now they fights with that goons with in no time that goons ran away from there ..

Monu straightly went to sarpanch and about to slap ..

Karan : Monami ek minute ..

Karan sees shoba and signs her to come ..

Karan : ( to shobha ) dyaan se hisaab bara bar honi chahiye ,, niraash math Karna ..

Shoba takes her chappal and gives tight slap on sarpanch face and he fells on ground in shot  ..

Monu throws some papers on sarpach face and a pen ..

Mo : is par sign kar ..

Sarpanch sees them with questioning eyes by putting hand on his cheek ...

Mo : aaj se tumhe aur shoba ke beech mein koi rishtha nahi hogi aur iski paas bhi dikhaya toh seedha ander kardungi ,, sign Karo jaldi ..

That man signs on that papers ..

Karan lift him by holding his collar ..

Karan : I hope tum samaj gaye ho Ladikiya ladkon se bhi strong hotha hai ,, aur asli mardh vahi hotha hai Jo aurath ko respect Kartha hai ..

( seeing all the villagers )

Karan : aurath ka  ek aur naam hai nature ,,prakriti ,, jab tak hum usse Sammaan dengey ,, izzat dengey tab yak woh ek maa ki tarah raksha karegi ,, agar koi kilwaad kiya toh maa Kali banke raag karegi ..
aaj se in fact abhi se apne biwi ,, maa ,,beti sab ko izzat dena seekhiye varna ayisa hi muhh Kala hojayegi ..

He throws sarpanch on ground and that three left from there ..

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Me : matlab sab kuch teek chalri hai toh aap bolthey kyu nahi ki aapko bhai se pyaar hogaya hai ??

Mo : kabhi usne pucha ?? Kya pyaar Kartha hunn ya nahi ?? Arey ithni choti si baath puchne ithna soch raha hai ,  Kal shadhi ke baad zindagi mein bade se bade problems ayengey tab kya hoga ?? Mis communication hogi ,, difference hongey ,, yeh sab mein nahi chahtha ,, agar ayisa hai toh mein abhi yeh ristha se back out kardungi ,, kyuki woh ab mera accha dosth hai ,, uske friendship ko nafrat ya gussa mein badalthey hue nahi dekh saktha mein ,, aakhari moment tak wait karungi mein agar woh kuch nahi bola toh ,, mein iss shadhi ko rokh dungi ..

Pandit ji : ( shouts ) vadu ko lekar ayiye ..

Mo : lo bulava bhi agayi ,, mujhe jana hoga ..

Me : arey yeh dono fhirse koi gadbad na Kare ,, chalo readers kum  dosthon kuch karthey hai ..

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Mandap ..

Mo : ( in mind ) chalo bahut inthazar kar liya maine ..

She about to say something before that Karan says ..

Karan : ek minute Pandit ji mujhe monu se kuch baath karni hai ..

Me : ( to my self ) yes yes yes jaldi bolo bhai .

Karan : monu kya tum yeh shadhi tumhari marzi se kar rahe ho ?? kyuki mein nahi chahtha ki tum koi bhi forcefully Kare ,, agar yeh shadhi hogi toh tumhari marzi se hogi bus ..

Mo : aur tum ?? Tum mujhe pasand karthey ho ??

Karan : kyu tumhe nahi patha ?? Har baar Maine prove kiya ki mein tumhe pasand Kartha hunn ,, aaj nahi day 1 se Kartha aaya hunn ,, lekin ankhon ko bhasha pad na nahi aatha mujhe isiliye puchraha hunn ,, bolo yeh shadhi karna chahthi bhi ya nahi ..

Agar nahi karna chahthi toh bhi teek hai ,, mein tumhe force nahi karunga ,, him humesha ayise hi friends banke rahengey ,, kyuki yeh katti meeti wali special friendship ko mein khona nahi chahtha ..

Monu got tears in her eyes with his genuene confession that too in front of everyone. 

Here comes our ziddi gang now ..

riyagupta_love : toh aaj ka breaking news hai ,, humare Karan Saab aapne dil ki baath finally bol hi diya ,, monu ki jawaab keliye inthazar karthey rahiye paagalonki duniya news channel ,, reporting by riya ( CEO ) ..

rene_love_0905 : arey jalli abhi toh confess liya ithna bhi jaldi Kya hai breaking news banneki ??

JustacupofCoffee0 : arey ithna accha scene chalra hai jaruri hai kya ,, beech mein gusna ..

Kebab_mein_haddi : mujhe samaj mein nahi aara ki kabbab mein  haddi mein hunn ya yeh log ,, arey Pehli baar devi ji ,, bina nasha kiye ,, ek chapter likhi hai woh bhi enjoy karne nahi dethey ..

AS_198 : arey tum log chup raho aur monu di badli jawaab do ,, varna woh hogayi siyyappa ke book ke  baba se  pyaar jagane wali powder leke aathi hunn ,, sungne ke baad automatically pyaar hojageyi ..

moran_ishqaan : arey jaldi Karo aur honeymoon keliye shimla math auo ,, varna yeh writer kuch na kuch gadbad karegi aur himachal Pradesh ki naam karaab karegi ..

pa7678 : arey bhabhi jaldi yes bolo varna humare bhayya ko dusri ladki se shadhi karwadengey him ..

its_lost_and_found : arey koi toh chup Karo yaar ,, waise bhi exams ke beech mein pad rahi hunn ,, thoda toh peace do mujhe aur Moran ko ..

Itsaryanbhange : Karan bro this you won't leave her ,, kithna pareshaan kiya monu bro ne ab usse tumhe jawaab dekhar  tumhe manana hi hoga ..

samanvitha0kapu : arey yaar menu mein kya hai ,, waise mujhe bahut book lagi hai ,, yeh dono ka toh chaltha rehtha hai ..

Samaira1921 : arey woh Sam ,, yaha ithna bada discussion chalri hai aur tumhe khane ki padi hai ..

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( me : guys agar kisi ko bhul gayi toh plz maaf Kardena ) ..

@DeviDevi756 : ( koi aur nahi mein hi hunn ) arey chup ho jao tum sab ,, monu bhabhi tum dedo jawaab ..

Everyone eagarly waiting for monu replay ..

Karan had thought that she was actually not interested in him ,, he about to leave but monu stops him by holding his hand ..

Mo : kamaal hai  ,, tumne mujhe chup Kara diya ,, waise mein tumse bahut pyaar karne lagi hunn ,, bahut se bhi bahut zyada pyaar ..

Karan : sacchi ??

Mo : mucchi ??.

They smiles with tears and hugs each other ..

Sherghil family ,, mahajan ,, Faizi ,, sid ( in video call ) ,, ziddi gang yeni ki  hum log ,, sab log hooting,,  whistling  and clapping for them ..

Pandit ji : agar tum sab ka hogaya toh mein shadhi continue Karu ?? Mujhe ek aur shadhi bhi karwani hai ..

They continues the rituals ,, Karan puts sindoor in her maang ,, ties mangalsutr in her neck ,, they do saath pheras and starts there new journey as wife and husband ..

Me : chalo shadhi toh hogayi finally ,, ab ek epilogue bhi likh du ??

Karan : nahi meri maa ,, pichle baar permission diya ek epilougue keliye lekin tumne paach epilogue likhi hai ,,  Bichare readers ka dimaag kha lo tumne ,, abhi epilogue ki koi jarurat nahi hai ..

Mo : aur nahi toh kya ,, hamesha ajeeb ajeeb twist lathi ho ,, humare readers ka dil toh muhh mein aajathi hai ,, isiliye koi epilogue nahi chahiye ..

Me : ( under the breath ) kaam hogaya toh bagha rahe ho ,, jab shadhi ke baad jagada hogi naa tab advices keliye mere paas hi aana hai tab bathadunga season 2 mein ..

Moran : kuch bola tumne ??

Me : nahi kuch nahi ,, phir milthey season 2 mein I mean baadmein bye ..

Moran : bye ,, and ziddi gang KO bhi ..

They both saw each other and get lost in each other ..

Me : in dono ka kuch nahi hosaktha any ways bye everyone ,, yeh book toh complete ,, agar kabhi Moran ko advice chahiye toh phir milengey bye

Ziddi gang : bye devi ji / bro / chudail / jalli / nasha ki rani etc etc

The end ..