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The World of Assassination Classroom

After we disappeared, I passed out, only to wake up again in a bed somewhere...

"Oh good, you're finally up."Krist said, looking up from his P.V.L

"Where am I?"

"Look out the window and you tell me."

"... A crescent moon with a dust ting around it... it's day time but I can still see it... Ah! Ansatsu Kyoushitsu, Assassination Classroom!!!"

"Right, and you've been asleep for a month or so."

"A month!? How!?"

"I don't think you can handle world traveling well just yet, it was late fall when you left home and you woke up on new years."

"So does that mean I only have eleven to go!?"

"No... it wasn't counted."

"Oh! Okay, what a relief." I said sighing

"Anyways, go and get ready, you have school today."

"Well that killed my mood..."

"Don't worry, you've been failing,"

"HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP MY SITUATION!?"

He sighed. "Well Einstein, since you've been failing, you have been sent to class 3-E, you should get the rest of the plot on your own."

"Class 3-E... WAIT! YOU MEAN!?"

"Yes, you're in the same class as Nagisa and the rest, now go dress up or you'll be late for school." He ordered

"Alright, but where's my uniform?"

"It's in the bathroom, by the way your hair seems to have grown a lot."

"It has?" I asked feeling my hair, "It has!"

"Yeah yeah, congrats now go dress up, you have a hill to climb."

"Right!" I chirped happily and went to take a bath, then I dressed up and surveyed myself in the mirror, "I am soooo ready for this world!"

Day 2 begins~

When I walked out of the bathroom, Krist was lounging on the bed with his P.V.L and seemed to be enjoying himself, "aren't you going to school too?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Cause I don't want to, I'll only come if I'm needed and don't worry, your time span in this world is longer by default."

"Okay, but how do I get to school from here?"

"Simple, an old friend of yours is coming to pick you up."

"Who is-"

"Aleara-chan! It's time to head to school!" The voice of the green dye haired Kayano came from outside

"I'M FRIENDS WITH KAYANO?" I asked utterly shocked

"Yep, now off to school with you." Krist said and put on some headphones, bringing out his pack of everlasting cookies from his jacket, just how many things could fit inside that jacket!?

"COMING!" I shouted so that Kayano could hear me, "well then, Janée." I said then exited the room as I set off to school with Kayano.

{Time Skip, brought to you by Natsume inc.}

Climbing up that hill was harder than I thought and Kayano climbed it like it was nothing when it was obviously something.

"I'm really glad you decided to come back." Kayano said trying to start up a conversation, "The last time I saw you was such a long time ago, we were in the third grade and I was crying my eyes out because I didn't want you to leave."

(Tetra's mind: -_-" I don't remember any of this)

"... but then when your mom said you were coming back I became really happy, but you fell sick and were stuck in a coma so you missed a month of school and your grades had dropped so much they put you in E-class."

(Tetra's mind: well that pretty much sums up everything-_-, but if I knew you since then, that means I know you as...)"Akari? Why did you dye your hair green?"

"Are? you don't remember? I thought I told you."

"Chigaw, I do-" cause i read the wiki, "-Atashii(I in Japanese, ur welcome😉) just wanted to know why green?"

"It's not important, (cause author san doesn't know) oh and by the way, while you're here call me Kayano or Kaede."

"Can I call you K.K-chan instead? It's easier to say."

"Kayano is quite easy to say too."

"Ok KK😉."

"Whatever, we're there." She stated then I looked up

'HOLY GOD! YES!!!'

"Well then, let's go." She said and we walked in together.

(A/N: sorry for the bad collision, out of materials)

We finally got to the front of the class as koro-sensai was about to go in, "ohayou koro-sensai." We said at the same time.

"Ohayou Kayano-san, ah, pokerface-san, you seem to be well, are you finally going to join the class today?" Koro-sensai asked

"Hai!" I replied trying to hold in my laugh as he called the last name on my anime ID

"Ah, sugoi, koro-sensai, you know aleara-chan?"

"Hai, I met her before she first joined us at a movie premiere in America."

"Ha!? Hontou!?"

"H-hai..." (iie—no in Japanese—, we met over the internet on youtube✌️😋).

"Well we have class now, Kayano-san, go seat down onegai."

"Hai! Janée." Kayano said then entered the class, Koro-sensai following her

=~( @ . @ )~= in class =~( @ . @ )~=

Koro-sensai: Kyou Ohayou!

Class: ohayou koro-sensai!

Koro-sensai: minna((everyone)) from Nagisa down, move back a seat."

Nagisa: Nande?

Koro-sensai: a classmate if yours is joining us today and she's meant to be number 11

Class: H-hai.

Okajima: shoujo or shounen ((well i used this as a pronoun in a way, shoujo is manga for girls while shounen is manga for guys so I decided to use it that way Otokonoko ka on'nanoko is the real thing))

Koro-sensai: shoujo, Poker-sama ((sama actually means miss, mrs & mr in Japanese))

???:H-hai.*walks in*

Boys ((apart from Nagisa and Karma, you know what? Dice it, plus Nagisa and Karma just because she's fabulous *} )) : WHOA.

((Krist's voice: Author-san, you're abusing your power again))

((Author-san: SHHHHHHHH! *} ))

???:*grabs chalk* (thank you ninth grade Japanese)*writes fake name on board in Japanese* Minna Ohayou Watashinonamaeha ((I'm not sure if it's correct, if not plz help by commenting the right thing, it's meant to mean my name is)) Poker Aleara-chan, Tomodachi ni narou.((Let's be friends))
ポーカー 問題
Pōkā Mondai (Aleara in Basque)

Korosensai: Daremoga kanojo no tame ni nanika shitsumon ga arimasu ka? ((Does any one have any questions for her?))

Okajima: Hai. Kotchi ni ((over here))

Tetra/Aleara: Hai?

Okajima: Otoko no anata no taipu nani? ((What's your type of guy?))

Aleara: *blushing a bit*Watashi wa aoi kami no shottas ga suki ((I like shottas with blue hair; also, kami means hair, God and paper in case you were confused)) Watashi mo akai kami to yanderes ga suki ((I also like yanderes with red hair XD))

Okajima: Ā! Anata dake no karuma-kun to Nagisa-kun o setsumei shimasu ((ah! you just described Karma-kun and Nagisa-kun))

Aleara: hontou!? (I knew dat brov✌️😎 also u forgot Ciel Phantomhive)

Nagisa: *blush*😳

Karma: *in Karma creepy smiley tone*Ā? Atarashī on'nanoko wa watashi o suki? ((Oh? The new girl likes me?))

Aleara: (I made Nagisa blush! success!!! Yosh!) Ā! Watashi mo... Basukettobōru o purē aoimoku o motsu hitobito o ken'i no takai basho ni aru kurokami to ga suki ((Ah! I also like brunettes that are in higher places of authority and... people with blue eyes that play basket ball))

(A/N: I'm tired of switching back from english to romanji (Japanese in english characters) so I'll just be writing in English, and if they have an English class, I'll put the english words in italics, thanks 😉)

Okajima: So Yuma-kun and Sugino too!

Aleara: I-I guess, although I don't know the people you just said (I actually do XD) *starts (fake) feeling uncomfortable* umm... can I go now? I'm sorry but I only like L Lawliet😏

Class: HE'S FICTIONAL!

Aleara: Ah? Am I not allowed to have a fictional boyfriend?

Kayano: ah... well no actually you can.

Aleara: Great, because I love Ciel Phantomhive, Yukine, Lucifer/Urushihara Hanzō, Yukiteru Amano, Sadou Maou, Kazuto Kirigaya, Natsume Hyuuga, Kaneki Ken, Yatogami, Hikaru Hitachiin, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikimaru, Honey-senpai/Mitsukuni Hazinozuka etc.

Class: *sweat drop*

Aleara: that aside, I really hope I can be friends with everyone *throws hidden knife at koro-sensai*

Koro-sensai: *catches knife with paper* Good try Aleara, but not quite good enough yet.

Aleara: I don't care, after all it's Na-

Class: Na? Na what?

Aleara: Nat... like I was going to do it now anyways.

(Krist's voice: nice cover up.)

Aleara: (get out of my mind and come to school!)

(Krist: how about no?)

Aleara: *sigh* oi, sensai.

Koro-sensai: Hai?

Aleara: can you help me with something? *sparkling smile*

Koro-sensai: H-hai.

Aleara: Kotchi ni, Kotchi ni.

Koro-sensai: Hai? *walks up to her*

Aleara: sensai you're too tall!

Koro-sensai: H-hai *sweat drops and squats* (if a yellow octo-human creature can squat XD)

Aleara: *whisper whisper* *stabs Koro-sensais hand, tentacle? IDK XD*

Class: GAH! SHE DID IT!!!

Koro-sensai: *re-summons hand, er tentacle* very good Poker-san, now... 座って行きます (Suwatte ikimasu/go sit down)!!!

Aleara: Hai hai.

Koro-sensai: minna, go change we have P.E, to the field

Class: Hai! (And thus the class starts emptying)

Aleara: Nagisa-kun.✨🌟😉🌟✨

Nagisa: H-hai?😳

Aleara: Kochi ni.

(And thus he walked up to her and she told him that when he's done changing he should quickly meet her on the hill before class starts)

"Hai."

"Janée😘" I said then walked off to change into my sports wear

"...😳"

((XD I feel bad now))
(\____/)
( ͡ ⚫͜ ʖ͡⚫
\ 👉 \ 👉 ((on the hill))

"Poker-san!" Called the blue haired shota running up to where I was

"Kotchi ni!" I called out to him and he finally found me.

"You wanted to see me?" He asked

"Hai! Etto... you called me poker-san."

"Hai."

"Dōshite?"

"It's only formality."

"But... when we were younger, you called me Alear-chan."

"I-I did?"

"Yes, you don't remember?" Actually we've never met before but 😈ksesesesesese

"I-I'm sorry I actually don't recall meeting you before." Nagisa admitted

"Really... aww*sad face and droopy eyes*" 😞😥😢 *turns away to create anime effect*

"GAH!!! PLEASE DONT CRY!!!" Nagisa pleaded

"I-I'm Fine."(You know me, believe it!)

"Ah, Alear-chan... are you sure you're okay?"

"*applies eye drops* *turns like kirari from kirarin revolution, episode 2* I'm fine really!"

"You-you are?" He stuttered

"Yeah, after all you called me Alear-chan, didn't you✌️😉."

"I guess I did."

"Yay!" Then I suddenly pulled him into a tight hug.

"A-Aleara... ch-chan! Wh-wha-what are you-"

"Say, Nagisa... has... has Bitch-sensai... has she started... teaching you yet?"(with sudden dark and gloomy atmosphere)

"Who? Who is that?" He asked

"You... haven't met her yet?" I asked pushing him away slightly by his shoulders

"N-no."

"Really!? Yay!!!" I shouted and hugged him again (well yeah, it's hard to hide your otaku, just ask Renge), then suddenly we tripped-

((Hold it! Gakuen Alice spoiler moment!))
😏well below, it was christmas, someone bumped into them while they were dancing, they tripped and...

BAM!!!!!!

(It's safe to say that I stole his first kiss before bitch-sensai👏😰🔫😎)

"Mmph!?"

"Hmm!?"

3...

2...

1.

"*seperates at the speed of sound*GAHHH!!!!!!!!"😫

"I-IM SORRY NAGISA-KUN! I DIDN'T MEAN TO... AHHHHHH!"😱

"We-um we..."😶

"W-WE SHOULD GET GOING! WE HAVE CLASS THE OTHERS WILL GET WORRIED!!"😰

"R-RIGHT!" He agreed and with that we went to join the others at the field.

B{D as we were training...

"Koro-sensai!" Came the obnoxious voice of bitch-sensai and I knew what was coming... TOO BAD I ALREADY STOLE NAGISA'S FIRST KISS XD!!! Wait! It was my first too😱... AND IT WAS WITH AN ANIME CHARACTER!!!

(9 *^*)9 I can almost smell the flames of moe in the air, it's... it's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
🌺🌸✨\(T^T)/✨🌸🌺.

Anyways, back to professor bitch ~(T_T~)

"Oh koro-sensai*insert assorted rubbish of sweet nothings from the episode here* you know what I'll really like?"
#animebootyshake #cuekorosensaiwithpinkheadduetoblushing

(Class's perspective: yep, he's all for her. *watches with no particular intent*)

"What will that be, My sweet darling."

"I'll really love some ((forgotten what it was and where from, watch the anime and tell me)) right now."

"I actually know a good place in ((said location)) where you can get that, I'll be right back." *flies away at Koro-sensai speed to wherever was said in the anime*

"Um... excuse me miss? We were having a class." Yuma said adorably, (flames of moe!!!) 🌺🌸✨\(T^T)/✨🌸🌺

"I realized that *lights cigar*, by the way when that octopus isn't around, don't bother to be so formal, my name is Irina Jelavic."

(Class: suddenly a bitch!)

"Anyways, you're Nagisa Shiota right?" She asked my, I repeat MY bluenette shota

"H-hai."

"*walks over raises his chin and plants kiss on his lips*."

((Class' reaction))

((Nagisa's reaction))

Nagisa: MMPH!? (shit. Shit! ShIt! SHIT!!!)

((Aleara's reaction))

Well... after all life was slowly drawn away from the poor innocent but has bloodlust shota boy, professor bitch broke away and he dropped to the floor, contemplating life, "bring that little notebook to my office later, the same goes for anyone with information on Koro-sensai." She stated, "anyways, you kids should head back into school, we're having english class now."

={everyone returned to the classroom}=

Irina-sensai wasn't paying attention to the class she was meant to be teaching and the students were bored af, "Jelabitch-sensai, aren't we going to learn something?" One of the students asked

"Yeah miss.hell-a-bitch."

"What did you call me!?😡 my name is Irina Jelavic, just because it sounds like Jelabitch doesn't mean it is and if you call me that again, I'll become a hell-a-bitch."

"Are we gonna learn something or not, we have final exams coming up." Yuma complained

"Alright, you wanna learn something!? Open your books to whatever page and zip your mouths shut, this is a self study session!"

(Class: *menacing aura*)

Later On~

"Irina~ I'm back with (whatever the shii waz)" Koro-sensai cooed upon his return

"Ah, Koro-sensai~ I missed you😇."

"Don't worry darling, I'm back."

"Hey, Koro-sensai~"

"Yes?"

"Can you follow me to the shed?"
✨😇✨

"Sure."

"Great."

{and thus they went to the shed while the students of class 3-E were having sports}

Random classmate I don't remember: Is he really falling for her?

Aleara: I can assure you guys that both koro-sensai and Irina-sensai will be coming out from that place alive but professor Bitch will be out in a different outfit... (OH SHIT! I TOLD THEM THE STORY LINE!!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD!!!)

Nagisa: How are you so sure about that?

Aleara: uh... just a hunch😅

Nagisa: okay...

Aleara:...

Nagisa...

((A/N: Awkward silence continued))

Kayano: what's with the strange atmosphere between those two?😓

Aleara: Wha!? What do you mean!?

Kayano: Why are you getting all flustered?😏👉😓*tease tease, poke cheek poke cheek*

Aleara: I AM NOT!😳
(I'm just acting like I am✨✌️😉✨)

Karma: Come to think of it, you guys came to practice late and you came from the same direction~😇😈

Kayano: you don't think-!?😮😨😱

Okuda: she confessed her love to him!?😱

Aleara: Like hell I would!!!*gets giant fan and whacks them with it*

Kayano: well we all know that the english translation of her name means issues.

Aleara: }* Imma kill u

Kayano: It was a joke😋 (but true I just found out not too long ago) if you didn't confess then what exactly did you two do up there?

Aleara: we had a nice friendly conversation~🌸😋🌺

Nagisa: *Nods*

Kayano: is that all~? No hugs and kisses~?

{Author-san: absolute silence}

Kayano: no way, for real!? It was just a joke

Aleara: IT WASN'T MEANT TO TURN OUT THAT WAY!!!

Kayano: oh~ then how was it meant to turn out?

Aleara: I just simply asked him if professor Bitch had started teaching you guys yet and he said he didn't know who that was.

Kayano: and before that... by the way how did u know she was going to start teaching us?

Aleara: I had heard about her before, she's a very good assassin and I heard they were bringing her here.

(Krist: your lies are getting better and better✌️😎🍪)

Aleara: (go to hell) anyways before that I simply asked him if he remembered meeting me before and he said 'no' and after I asked him about professor bitch I was happy because it meant I could still get that ¥10,000,000 so in the heat of the moment of bliss I hugged him but he didn't expect it and was caught off guard, making us to trip and well... Gakuen Alice.

(Krist: 🎵🎶I love the way you lie🎶🎵)

Aleara: (🎶🎵bish don't kill my vibe!🎵🎶)

Kayano: well I guess that sums it up

Class boys apart from Karma and Nagisa: ah! You're so lucky! You got kissed by two hot girls today!!! One's a bitch, but the other...

Suddenly gun sounds were heard from the shed

Nagisa: wh-what's going on in there?...😓

After a short while slithering sounds and screams/moans were heard

Class boys: for some reason I really wanna know what's going on in there. Mhm. First there were gun shots and now...

The sounds stopped and the guys went to check it out while I chilled behind with the girls

Later on~...

bitch sensai suddenly entered the classroom...

Deathly silence and menacing auras everywhere

Aleara: oi, bitch sensai, aren't we gonna learn anything

Random classmate: yeah!

Irina: just give up... I'm sure you all know that the best thing that can ever happen in your lives is getting that 10billion

Class suddenly got angry and blew up like dynamite, I think the funniest part was when Kayano got up and held the sign that said 'no big boobs' I was like LMAO

Anyways that went on and I followed everyone outside to play assassination badminton, knowing the chat they were having in the teachers' lounge, eventually we returned to the classroom for another class.

Later we returned to the class and Irina-sensai walked in, "turn to page 16. Of your notebooks." She said and heads lifted, we actually had a normal class finally and she apologized for being such a bitch so we forgave her and the day of school ended as Kayano and I walked back to my house, then she left me.

"Sayonara!"

"Janée!" I said cheerfully as I entered the house, closed the door and climbed up the stairs to my room (Krist has his own room so I don't get why he's always in mine😑), "I'm back." I muttered as I dropped my bag on the floor and flew to the bed.

"Hey..." he replied and went back to his P.V.L, what is he always doing on that thing and why was he always at my computer desk!?

"So... how many days do I have till we leave?"

"Well..." he started looking up from his P.V.L slightly, "your days here are counted in episodes." He said taking off his glasses, I think this was my first time seeing him without his glasses but he wasn't facing me completely so... anyways I won't lie, he's actually a very hot guy (MUST.NOT.SHOW.EMOTION!!!), "so in episodes..." he continued, "you have until after Ritsu joins the class." He estimated as I got off the bed and went to change in the bathroom.

"Oh... okay." I replied getting back on my bed, "G.Night." I said

"Yeah..." he muttered and I fell asleep, then he covered my with the duvet again and went to his own room, "sweet dreams... princess." He whispered before closing the door


(FINALLY DONE WITH THIS PART!!!, WELL NOW IT'S COMPLETED, ENJOY!!!)

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