The androgynous urge to make this a roblox story (like the Smiles family kind of story, with real people playing the characters and not silly bots) but i'm not good at developing :(

also the pictures are NOT the mushroom that is in the title, they're just too pretty to leave out

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ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ :  ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʟʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ • ᴅᴜꜱᴛᴇʀ

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ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ :▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

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───── ❝ 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 ❞ ─────

My Name is Cardamon Evans.

I am a biology scientist, specializing in fungi.

I have an assistant, by the name of Charlie Cobalt.

Cobalt is rather non-verbal, and is a person of few words, and i'm quite alright with that. Compared to me, they have the best grammar.˙ᵕ˙

On top of that, Cobalt uses all sorts of pronouns, including neopronouns, whatever those are. I'll have to do research on those later to help them feel more comfortable in my workspace. 

Feb 2, 20XX

Cardamon here!!! You can bet what silly things happened today!

Cobalt drew something for me!! Moss is a very good artist!!! 

Isn't moss just the sweetest!?!?!? Look at how well they drew my hair!! She's so good at this!! Especially since he worked with a crumpled piece of paper! It really pulls off the look!!

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Cobalt crept up to their messy-haired coworker.

The two had been on probation of studies for 2 months straight, it was rather annoying. On top of that, Cobalt had to have 'desposed' of a trespasser. It still clings to their mind.

The tears streaming down the trespasser's face, as their breathing grew fast. They had scrambled against the wall, holding a hand to their face, as dread rang through their ears.

Along with the loud revving of a chainsaw.

The breathy voice of Cobalt spoke over the chainsaw's loud rumbles, not as though moss could be heard.

''I'm sorry.''

...

Cobalt hadn't been able to get it out of their mind.

Not as though they felt bad.

It was rather that they disliked the fuss Cardamon made.

" Oh dear!! That's no good Cobalt!! Here, i'll get you some new gloves! Do you need a wipe for your mask?? Oh don't worry, i'll get one for you!! ^^" 

How could someone so sweet fuss about someone like them?

On top of that, Cobalt had hardly hesitated to hunt down the intruder once they caught sight of them. That was when they found them wandering foolishly, right in view on one of the many security cameras. What an idiot.

Yet...

The two were still close as ever, as though nothing could stop them dead in their tracks, not even the months-old probation.

Nothing.

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Woo!! I got this done!!

My idea for the actual game (if it ever becomes a thing, i might use my brother to make the land models, he's good at those) 

is that the screen opens on a letter with the player's username, with a supposedly handwritten letter by Cardamon.

something along the lines of

" Dear, <Player name here>

I have heard of your interests of fungi from my peers!

I was hoping you'd be able to visit, I have much to say!

I assume i'll be needed by Assistant Cobalt now, goodbye!"

and when you get there his grammar is completely different lmaooo-

with all that,

SHRIMP OUT!!