My brother actually tried to apply logic to inanimate insanity earlier, but his logic made no sense XD. He was trying to catch me out on how much I knew about ii (obviously he couldn't because I'm slightly obsessed), but then he said 'who is the oldest character in inanimate insanity?' And I couldn't answer that 100% certain because that hasn't been said at all, so I said 'well it hasn't been answered yet, but I would say it's either Steve Cobs, because he seems pretty old compared to the rest of the cast, or it could possibly be a background character like Rusty Jo.' So he said 'wrong it's mephone'(mephone and taco are the only characters he knows, so he would only say about them if he was making a point to catch me out, which he tried to do but failed) so I said 'you do realise mephone is only a few years old, and Steve made him, so Steve is older' so he said 'he may only be a few years old, but everyone else are only a few days old. Think about it, if you leave a taco out for too long it will go mouldy'. I didn't mention that mephone isn't the only non-edible object, because it was funny thinking about how stupid he looked only making a point about 1 character when there's so many more. But instead I said 'you do realise your trying to put logic into a show that comes from a universe that makes no logical sense and destroys it 24/7. Seriously, there is plenty of proof because: some characters can fly/float(toilet), taco can spit lemons without choking, lightbulb has faded into existence once, paintbrush can set itself on fire, they can go into space without space suits and not die, and they can all defy death by getting recovered by mephone' which I thought was funny because he realised how much of an idiot he was being before lol XD.
Also, something that has happened to me many times:

Expectations:
Me:oh wow it smells like updog in here
Friend/family member:what is updog?
Me:not much, what's up with you
Friend/family member:*thinks* I can't believe I got outsmarted by her again

Reality:
Me:wow it smells like updog in here
Friend/family member:what does updog mean/oh ok
Me:-_-
Friend/family member:?*thinks* why does she angry and annoyed/*thinks* ha ha lol you thought I was gonna fall for it XD

That's all, bye