This is a pic of my dog, because it was too cute not to share with everyone
Now on with the chapter:

My good friend, alisha-is-batman02 has a true talent that everyone should praise her for. Seriously, I question how this is possible. Whenever she sneezes, she says the word sneeze. I'm not even joking, this literally happens. And the only times when it doesn't happen is in the middle of class when she knows she's about to sneeze, but doesn't want to shout sneeze at the top of her lungs, so she just ends up sounding like a kitten sneezing. I wish I was clever and imaginative enough to be making this up.

This chapter was brought to you by ninjo12 , because he complained that people weren't updating much, and for some reason actually wanted more of a weirdos randomness. Yeah, I'm confused why he didn't want ANY different books updated as well.
Bye :3