SOUR CREAM! I mean happy new year. If anyone is wondering, I decided that the first thing I would say for new year would be sour cream just to break tradition and make a reference to the best character in the best object show EVER (cough cough taco from inanimate insanity go look it up on YouTube cough cough). However I technically haven't broken that tradition yet because as I am writing this it is earlier on the 31( obviously as I wouldn't be able to write all of this and post it exactly at midnight, which is when I plan to post it), but I am definitely planning on doing it just for the lols.
Now time for my list of New Years revolutions(you can skip if you like, but I just wanted to write this on here as proof of it. Plus, even though I plan on also writing them down on peaches of paper, my hand writing is VERY messy, so later on in the year I might not be able to read it (that sometimes happens) or I could loose the paper, so I decided to put it online just so I know where to find it at all times if I ever forget one of them and need to remember them. Plus this version will be the best one because on any other copy's I won't be adding opinions, but for this one I will, which might possibly make it funny if you think I am funny. I hope people find me funny. Wow I can talk a lot and get distracted easily. Here us the list):
-stop all bad habits (e.g biting my nails randomly (those of you who have ever bitten their nails so much that it starts to hurt will know what my pain is half of the time(before anyone starts to suggest to wear nail vanish, it never works for me. I just somehow end up chewing off the nail vanish eventually. Plus the only nail vanish I've got which might actually work takes ages to dry compared to other nail vanish and its black, which is one colour that I don't mind, but I wouldn't wear that often because, as any of my friends would tell you, I prefer wearing brighter colours as they probably would look better on me)))

-drink more (I literally forget to drink all of the time. I'm literally too caught up with wattpad, YouTube, the Internet in general and on most lazy days sleep to remember)

-act more mature and don't get distracted so easily(probably the hardest one so far. Seriously I am hardly ever mature, ask anyone except my teachers and the idiots in my classes who are too busy being idiotic to even bother being nice to me or getting to know me better. Seriously, only a few people in my classes are actually ok and some of them I am friends with, the others I am neutral with until either we decide to become friends or either they get tricked by their friends to be mean to me or I end up doing something stupid and they think I'm weird, which I am, but that's not the point. What was the point again? Oh yeah, mature nests and not getting distracted easily. See I already broke one and it's not even new year yet. Yay for me. But as I was saying, the only reason why you couldn't ask my teachers or the people who don't know me that well in my classes, is because I'm one of those people who is really immature at home and when I'm with my friends, but in lessons I somehow become super mature...........until I get distracted after 5 minutes in most lessons and have no idea how to do the work that was set and then in my head I'm like 'oh shoot! What should I do now?!' Except with a few more swear words. Which brings me onto my next one)

-don't swear so much( those of you who don't know me that well in real life will just be there like 'what the freak are you talking about, Abbie? You never swear. You even made this impression of us say freak rather than the f word.' However, those of you that do know me IRL will know that I swear 24/7(except when around family members (e.g my grandparents) or when in school (I don't want to get into trouble in school that much as it will affect my grades). Heck, sometimes I even swear accidentally, like on Christmas when I told myself I wasn't going to swear all day, ended up doing something stupid and accidentally swore. At that moment when I realised that I swore, in my head I was like '$h!t I f*cking Swore' (for the record I don't swear online as anyone can see what I say online(also, before anyone says, it technically wasn't swearing as $ isn't an s, ! isn't an I and I did a * instead of a u. With all of this accidentally swearing, this one will definitely be very hard to keep as well.

-the next one is doing my home work on time. No even better, getting my homework as soon as it's set. That way I won't have to be rushing to get it all done at last minute..............again....................just like the last few years of my life (I really hate the person who first invented homework and it is pointless. Well, I'm pretty sure that all of you know my opinion on homework right now. If not, why not go back to one of my previous chapters when I have a rant about it all because I had lost my phone and iPad for a month just because I got a detention. I was trying so hard not to swear back then)

-remember to do all of my chores, even the ones that suck.(I sometimes forget to do them............ok most of the time I forget. In fact I should really be hoovering and bringing in the bin right now as I am writing this. 2 secs. *stops writing for a little bit just to get on with my chores. Then comes back and continues to write*

-be less slow(seriously I am super slow. The only things I am not slow about are walking my dog and eating food I like)

-eat less unhealthy food like chocolate (*looks over to the chocolate I will have when I'm done writing this and then over to where I keep my stash of chocolate from Christmas* welp I'm screwed)

-update 'I can't control it' more often(seriously this needs to be done so that I can finish it quicker and get on to different story ideas, because I'm not as motivated to write it as I originally was, but I will still finish it.)

-hopefully not get into so many fandoms this year. (I can't believe how many I've gotten into. BFDI, inanimate insanity, object shows in general, total drama, Steven Universe, Dan and Phil, jacksepticeye, markiplier, super noobs(I don't know if you guys have heard of it as it is pretty new, but it's not my biggest fandom), five nights at Freddys, into the woods, inside out, pitch perfect, pixels, several you tubers who do (mainly FNAF) songs and parodies (e.g mandopony and nadewantstobattle), reaction videos on YouTube, and today I decided to start watching some undertale videos on YouTube (but since I've only gotten into it today, and I've been pretty busy, I haven't seen all of the videos of it that jacksepticeye has done(yes I'm watching him play undertale) but because of this I don't know everything that happens, so please no spoilers) and that's only the things I've gotten into this year. Seriously I'm also addicted to gravity falls, minecraft, skydoesminecraft and so many other things i just can't remember them all. Not to mention the fact that I think my friends are getting annoyed by me fangirling out over the smallest things 24/7. Also be sure to tell me if there are any fandoms that I just listed that you are in)

-and finally the last thing on my list (because I'm making these up as I go and I can't think of any more) is spending more time with my friends, because this year I've spent more time on my devices at home than with my friends, and I think I should spend a bit more time with them.

So that is my New Years revolution, that I will try to keep, but some of them will be hard to do. Definitely the hardest ones are matureness/not getting distracted, not swearing as much, doing my homework not eating as much unhealthy food and not getting into so many fandoms.

That is all I'm going to write for this New Year's Eve/New Years day special(mainly because I really want that chocolate). Be sure to tell me what you guys plan to do in the new year, or at least comment something, because I want to know who is actually reading this book, and that at least 1 person us reading, because otherwise I will feel like a crazy loner who talks to herself. Happy new year everyone, I hope you all enjoyed reading this (that is if anyone is reading) and I will see you all in 2016. Bye