Phone:*is at 21%*
Me:*puts it on charge*
Phone:*magically jumps to 25%*
Me:*turns on wifi*
Phone:*magically goes straight to 3%*

Am I the only person who whenever I go into a fast food place grabs half of the entire salt, just so when I go to school whenever someone says something like "inanimate insanity/be more chill/any fandom I'm in sucks" I can throw a salt packet at them and say how in-salt-ed I am XD
Another good reason to do this is because if you know what the scientific word for salt is(sodium chloride(NaCl)), you can ask random people if they want some sodium chloride, and they will either be confused as to what it is, or be confused as to why I have so much of it when they say that it's salt and see me getting all of it out XDDDD
I did that once to my science teacher. He said, "nah, I'm just brine without it"(for those of you who don't get the joke, bribe is salty water). Yes, that did actually happen XDDD
I honestly went into school today with like 50 packets of salt in my pocket, and my friends were just there like "WHY???!!!!??????? WHY DO YOU DO THIS?????!!!!!!?????? It was funny the first couple times but you've done it too much now, and why did you grab so many???!!!!!??????" And I'm just there like, "ok, I see all of this sodium chloride is really getting to all of you, so here is a peace offering" and I just put loads of it in their pockets XDDD
And then in science our teacher was talking about ionic and covenant bonds, and I found out that salt is an ionic substance. Every time he said about salt of sodium chloride my face just kinda lit up XDD
I think I might have a bit of a problem lol XDDDD

And speaking of salt, I promise my II s2e12 review will probably come out soon. Technically I have started to write it, but only if you count what I wrote on paper under the title of the many poems we were supposed to study and make notes on for English homework(my teacher doesn't actually check the homework, only that we have it written down. It was quite funny XDD. Speaking of not checking our English homework, you should of heard how I summed up an inspector calls act 1; "Sheila wanted to scrap with Eva Smith" XDDD(only people who have read/seen AIC will understand XDDD))

Be more chill Halloween party from Chloe and Brooks POV(at the same time as Micheal in the bathroom is playing, but in a bedroom or something instead)
Both:*singing* do you wanna scrap
Do you wanna scrap
Do you wanna scrap for a bit

XDD

Did you know that 57% of comedy is made up if randomness?

Pineapples!

Did you know I made up that previous fact just to make a joke, I don't know what the actual statistics are XDDD

To do list for be more chill fans:
1)hang out with friends who know enough about BMC to understand your references(it doesn't matter weather they do or don't like it)
2) make sure you have a tic tack or something on you
3) make sure you have some Mountain Dew (green)
4) make sure your friends see you have the tic tack with your Mountain Dew
5) about a minute later play the song "squip enters" and start freaking out and acting like you're in pain
6) play be more chill part 1 and say all of Jeremy's lines. Also follow your squips advice, but make sure you aren't following it before he says(e.g. Before the first line("take your hand out of your pockets") make sure your hands are in your pocket. If your friends don't play the rolls of Brook and Chloe, act all offended after the song
6)later on that day, act all weird, and start disagreeing with what your squip would probably be saying(but make it look like you're talking to yourself)
7) at some point after that when the fighting with your squip has gotten out of hand, randomly shout "IIIIII NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD MMOOOOUUUUUNNNNNTTTTAAAIIIIINNNNN DDDDDEEEEEWWWWWW RRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Best done in public
8) make sure another friend is waiting around the corner with some red liquid in a Mountain Dew bottle. When you shout, about a minute later they should jump out holding this bottle and singing "_________ makes an entrance!!!!". Works best if said friend is actually called Micheal
9) get friend to ask someone to force you to drink the "Mountain Dew red" whilst this person holds you down. You should fight back
10) eventually let them give you the "MDR" but occasionally after that complain about the voices in your head

Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? Would you like to be involved in an accident that wasn't your fault? *puts on a stereotypical tough person voice* call Barry

Can I ask you all a question?
Say there's this person you pass in the hall every day.......
You've known him since 7th grade.......
You're used to thinking about him in a certain way,
From the persona that he displayed.....
But then something changes........
And he changes........

From a guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you'd kinda be into.
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into
Is he worth it?
All of you?
Is he?

Say there's this person that you never knew that well
(She totally wants food)
You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can't tell
He's gone from

A guy that you'd never be into
Into a guy that you kinda be into
From a guy that I'd never be into
Into a guy that I'd kinda be into
Is he worth it?
All of you?
I guess absolutely!

I don't always relate to other people at all
Except when I'm on wattpad
There are so many changes that I'm going through!
And why am I telling this to you?

Guess theres a part of me wants to
I guess a part if me wants to. Who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to talk to you
I guess a part of me likes to. Who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to talk to you
I guess a part of me likes to who knew?
I guess a part of me likes to hang with you!
I guess a part of me..............

Back to my confession, I know that it's weird, but it's totally true.........
The guy that I'd kinda be into......
The guy that I'd kinda be into
Yeah that guy that I'd kinda be into.......

Is.........

Box

I swear I'm not high, I'm just some weird awkward geeky girl with no social skills, an unhealthy sugar addiction and the ability to think of the most random things XDDDDD

Also, yay next week is half term week AND I'm nearly done reading a series of unfortunate events, YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Speaking of yay, yes I have started writing NAOS chaptersode 2, but idk when it's gonna be out
Also on Valentine's Day I'm gonna update my art book with all the NAOS s1 ships that will at the very least be acknowledged in s1(aka someone crushing on someone else), and each 1 will have a funny line that sums up that ship, so yeah, look forward to that
Also, I'm tempted to write out the secret message that was at the end of the Mask tribute on here just because I put so much effort into that, and it is pretty funny, so if no one even bothers trying to decode it, it would of all been a waste. What do you all think?

Ummm after all of that I'm too lazy to say the normal outro, and have used up all my imagination on all of that, so bye I guess XDDD