
Days 5-8 +all pics so far(not counting 1s youve seen + update on whats happening
Ok, so I got my devices back(as you can probably tell). I would rather not say why they were taken away in the first place, so let's just say long story short I was an idiot(like normal)........and I may have a lying problem, so someone please help out with that. Also, I was gone not even for a week and got 30 notifications. Seriously, this motivates me to not loose me devices again even more because it took ages to go through all of them. Anyway, you guys missed these 2 last chapter, so :
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In other news, some people might be confused about the zognoise a couple chapters ago. I was gonna explain that on day 3 but things obviously didn't go according to plan, so I will explain that now. Zognoises are a race of aliens who have been enslaved by the government and illuminati (it turns out all of the governments everywhere secretly work together and are part of the illuminati and try to stop the public from finding this out by putting monkeys like Donald Trump in charge). Anyway long story short, I somehow ended up in Area 51 and accidentally found all of this out, so when I got back home, the next day in the middle of school, just before break time a Zognoise by the the name of Jhåhn-Jhancë decided to kidnap and impersonate me for the rest of the day. My friends realised I was being impersonated and made fun of her and her lack of knowledge to humans, and got her to believe that all humans had dicks in their mouths, which some called tongues, and that casually rubbing someone's face with your hand is a human ritual to show friendship, so she ended up going up to everyone saying about 'her dick in her mouth' and rubbing the sides of people's faces, so I need to high five them later for that good prank. At the end of the day when I was trying to escape the cell I was locked in, I was let go. Apparently my family were having fish for tea and I'm not the only one who hates the taste of it(however I do love smoked salmon and tuna)(wow I have put way too much thought into this). Just a warning, she could come back to impersonate me again at any time so be on the look out for that, but I noticed what she wrote in day2 and realised that it should be easy to spot her, so yeah. Now the part you've all been waiting for:
On the 5th day of Christmas
My ii gave to me
$1000000
1 mephone 4
3 alliance members
2 host assistants
And a Taco in a lemon tree
On the 6th day of Christmas
My ii gave to me
6 spoiled lemon band members
$1000000
1 mephone 4
3 alliance members
2 host assistants
And a Taco in a lemon tree
On the 7th day of Christmas
My ii gave to me
7 different mephones
6 spoiled lemon band members
$1000000
1 mephone 4
3 alliance members
2 host assistants
And a Taco in a lemon tree
On the 8th day of Christmas
My ii gave to me
8 past players
7 different mephones
6 spoiled lemon band members
$1000000
1 mephone 4
3 alliance members
2 host assistants
And a Taco in a lemon tree
Fun fact: there have only been 2 days that I've had to look up a picture/several pictures for to use as a reference for drawing, because both of them had characters that I've never drawn before and will probably never draw again, and both are shown in this chapter(cough cough day 6 and day 7 cough cough). The mephones were a nightmare to draw, the only 1 I had drawn before was 4, and although I know how to draw 4s, I kept on having to look up pics for the rest of them. At least it was easier with spoiled lemon, I found several pics of them all together rather than separate like with the mephones.
In other news, as I said last chapter, Friday was my last day at school before Christmas, and I loved it. Last days of term are always fun; we only get 2 lessons, which we never do any work in, we have an assembly(which isn't the most entertaining, but at Christmas it's better because the teachers do a mini pantomime, and it's hilarious how stupid/ridiculous they look in their costumes (for example this year they did sleeping beauty, and the head of year 9; mr Chalmers was playing 1 if the fairies. He is also a pe teacher, and was a lot taller than the other teachers playing fairies, so we just saw him in his tracksuit with a pink pair of fairy wings, and the only thing that would of made it more hilarious would be if he was wearing a pink tutu as well XD)), and we also have a tutor party, where we stay in our tutor groups in the room that we normally have tutor time in and we just eat food like Pringles, crisps, sweet and cake, we drink fizzy drinks, and we just mess around for an entire hour. And the best part is if you have for example a tub of Pringles, or a packet of cheesy puffs and no one knows you have it/your friends know but don't want them, you can just take it home and no one would care as whoever brought it it would just assume that someone ate all of it already, and would therefore not bother to check that someone has it, meaning that I've got 1/2 a tub of Pringles, a kit-kat, (I ate the cheesy puffs), half a bar of chocolate(which I had anyway), 1 and a bit bags of popcorn(which I also had anyway), and any other sweets that I buy before/on the 23 to enjoy whilst watching, Before watching and after watching season 2 episode 11 part 1 of inanimate insanity (plus whatever ice got left will go towards what I eat during part 2). Keep in mind that I live in England, so time zones are completely different and the episode will be released in the middle of the night for me, and I'm not waiting for the morning when I wake up, I'm watching it as soon as it first airs, so I've gotta make sure that I have lots of sugar to stay awake. If you think I'm overreacting, episode 10 came out around 11pm for Adam and the ii crew(which my parents would not approve of me staying up as late as), but for me it was half 4 in the morning, and I couldn't get back to sleep until 7(until 10 when my bro woke me up to try and annoy me by coming in my room and playing the episode on his iPad thinking that I hadn't seen it yet), but this time my sister is coming back the next day(who I have the absolute pleasure of sharing a room with(note the sarcasm)), so I don't want to be too tired for that, so I've gotta make sure I can stay up late enough to was the episode a few times when it first airs, and then go to sleep asap to make sure I'm as little tired as possible(idk if that makes sense, but you guys know what I mean, right?)
Anyway guys,that's all for now, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and I will see you tomorrow, bye 😜
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