Greetings carbon based life forms. It is I, Abbie the hue-man, definitely not a zognoise who has replaced her. Zognoises are aliens who can shape shift due to the fact that they are made out of carbon dioxide, and they commonly take on the forms of chairs, but I can assure you that I am not a zognoise, no matter what ninjo12 might say.
Anyway, I, Abbie the hue-man shall now participate in day 2 of my little song thing that I, Abbie the hue-man is doing:
On the second day of Christmas
My ii gave to me
2 host assistants
And a taco in a lemon tree

Anyway guys, I, Abbie the hue-man must say goodbye now, so goodbye fellow earthlings 👽