Ok, I am officially the worlds most clumsy girl EVER! I'm not even kidding, just look at today;
*in the morning, going to the fridge*
Me: oh cool, mum bought some blueberries. I love them. I'm gonna have to have some later when I get home from school. Now to get the bread and butter for my toast *grabs the bread. Then goes to grab the butter but accidentally knocks over the blueberries, spilling most of them onto the floor* oh crap, now I've gotta pick all of these up off the floor before school. At least it can't get much worse-*accidentally steps on a blueberry*

*after school when doing the dishwasher*
Me:*goes to put my phone in a glass cup because it makes the volume louder as it echoes it slightly. My phone doesn't fit. I try even more to put it in and accidentally end up smashing part of it* fuck....um.....no one's home other than me. I can just chuck this in the bin and Hoover over here and I'm sure everything will be ok *does that. Luckily nothing bad happened regarding getting cut by any glass or anyone finding out(yet). I then grab a plastic cup and put my phone in there*

*10 minutes later when putting away said plastic cup from before*
Me:*goes to open up the cupboard when a box with tea bags in falls in front of me and nearly lands on my head* WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO ME TODAY?! I'm not putting that back up there, I can't reach

*a bit later after my mum and her boyfriend(Kev) has come back*
Mum: you can have some coke if you like, you just need to grab a cup
Me: ok *goes to grab 1. When I open up the cupboard a metal shot glass fall down and hits me on the head. Luckily it's so small it didn't hurt, and it's made of metal so it didn't break* SERIOUSLY, I swear the universe hates me
Kev: *grabs the shoe glass and taps it on my head, but not hard so it doesn't hurt. Says this in a joking way:* hey, Abbie, does this hurt*keeps on tapping me on the head with it*
Me: no -_-. Please stop, it's annoying
Kev:*keeps on doing it* I'll stop when you say it hurts
Me: fine it hurts
Kev: *finally stops and puts the shot glass back. The notices that the box with tea bars has fallen down as well so goes to put that back up*
Me:*grabs a cup and goes to shut the cupboard door. As I do it scrapes along my ear and although it obviously isn't a serious injury or anything like that, it still hurt a lot* ow WHY?! Seriously, why must I be a failure at life
Mum: your not a failure
Me: trust me, mum, I am

*5 minutes later my mum and Kev go out again and I start to pour my drink*
Me: *is pouring my drink when my hand somehow slips and the coke goes all over the table, 1 of the chairs and my hand that is holding the cup* hahaha universe, I get it. Are you done punishing me yet?

Only time can tell if the universe is done punishing me yet, but if it finds another way to do so (which it probably will -_-) I will be sure to notify you of my pain and suffering. Anyway guys, that's all for now, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and I will see you in the next chapter, bye 😜