~The Next Day~

Branch Woke Up And Poured Himself Some Morning Coffee. ☕

Branch Marked His Calendar.

"Well Gary, 2 More Days Til Valentines Day. The Big Day Of Love. Ya Ready?"
Branch Asked.

Gary Had A Valentine's Day Hat On.

"That's The Spirt!"
Branch Sipped His Coffee.

Suddenly, Loud Knocking Was Heard From The Surface.

Branch Stopped Drinking.
"What The?"

Branch Went On His Elevator And Up To The Surface.

Poppy Was Standing There Upset, Tapping Her Foot.

Branch Blinked.
"Uh, Morning Poppy?"

"Morning Mr. Branch -.-"
Poppy Glared.

"Something.....Wrong?"
Branch Asked.

"I'm Not Gonna Yell, So Imma Take Your Coffee And Blurt It Out"
Poppy Said.

Poppy Took Branch's Coffee And Drunk It All Quickly.

Poppy Inhales.
"..........................THISWHOLEGUYBEINGCUPIDTHINGSISGETTINGOUTOFCONTROLANDIDONTLIKEITONEBIT!!!!!!"

"O_____________________O"
Branch Just Stood There.

Poppy Exhales.
"Okay, Done"

"Kay......So Why Come To Me?"
Branch Said.

"Cause You Were Part Of This Process Of Making Him Be Cupid!"
Poppy Replied.

"Pffft, I Just Gave Him The Idea And He Just- Ohhhhhh I Did"
Branch Remembered.

Poppy Crossed Her Arms.
"Yeah -.- And Look What It's Caused!"

Poppy Grabbed Branch And Brought Him To The Center Of The Village.

"See!"
Poppy Gestures.

The Trolls Were Being Lovey Dovey With Their Choosen Valentine's.

"Okay? I See Everyone Being Joyful With Their Valentines"
Branch Said.

"EXACTLY!"
Poppy Said.

"And That's Such A Big Deal Why?"
Branch Asked.

"CAUSE! IT DIDN'T HAPPEN BY FEELINGS! IT HAPPEND BY A FLYING GLITTER TROLL WHO SHOT THEM IN THE BUTTOCK WITH A ARROW!"
Poppy Yelled.

"Right....."
Branch Looked Away.

"Now I Want You To Put A End To It"
Poppy Ordered.

Branch Scoffed.
"Do I?"

"Yes -.-"
Poppy Replied.

"Do I??"
Branch Said.

"Yes!!"
Poppy Replied.

"DO I?????"
Branch Said.

"YES!!!!"
Poppy Replied.

"DO I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Branch's Voice Pitched A Bit.

"Okay, First, Incredible Pitch. Like That Was Total Adorbs!!!"
Poppy Hugged Branch.

"Second, YES!!!!"
Poppy Yelled.

Branch Groans.
"Ughhhh. Fine Whatever"

"Good. Now I Gotta Go Help Bridget With Her Valentine's Day With Gristle"
Poppy Told Him.

"Since When Do The Bergens Celebrate Valentine's Day?"
Branch Thought.

"Since Jack Black Got A Manicure-
BYEEEE BRANCHIE"
Poppy Waved And Walked Away.

Branch Sighed.

Then Got Shot In The Forehead By A Love Arrow.

"OW!"
Branch Yelped.

Guy Floated Down.
"Relax, That One Didn't Get Dipped In The Love Potion"

Branch Took The Arrow Off.
"You -.- See What You Did!"

"Nopeee :D Other Than Making Trolls Have The Best Valentine's Day Ever?"
Guy Grinned.

"Ughhhh No! Your Stupid Potion Is Making Everybody Crazy!"
Branch Said.

"Really? Or Are YOU Crazy Not To Try It"
Guy Booped Branch's Nose.

Branch Smacked Guy's Hand Away.
"I Am Not Crazy. I'm Not Trying It Cause....."

Guy Listened.

"......I Don't Have A Reason BUT STILL NOT USING IT!"
Branch Yelled.

"Brancho, I Know Deep Down. You Want A Arrow Shot At You So You Can Get A Troll To Be Your Valentine"
Guy Said.

"I Don't. That's Just Desperate-"
Branch Said.

"Hm, Fine. Then Whoooo Do You Want To Be Your Valentine?"
Guy Asked With A Smirk.

"I Don't Have To Tell You"
Branch Said.

Guy Laughed.
"Kidding, I Know It's Poppy"

"WHAT?! N-NO IT'S NOT!"
Branch Hid His Blush.

Guy Raised His Eyebrow At Him.

"Okay Maybe It Is, BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Branch Questioned.

Guy Shrugged.
"I Mean It Was Pretty Obvious And Predictable-"

"Oh-"
Branch Said.

"Soooo Imma Just Shoot This Arrow At Her Annnnd-"
Guy Pointed At Arrow At Poppy Walking Away.

"NO!"
Branch Stopped Guy.

"Well Cmon! How Do You Expect Her To Give Her Heart Gem To You As Her Valentine???"
Guy Questioned.

"I'm Not Forcing Her -.-"
Branch Refused.

"It's Not Forcing Just....Boosting Her Up To Be Your Valentine"
Guy Said.

"No Just No"
Branch Said.

"Mkayyy"
Guy Flew Up.

Branch Thought About It Still.

Guy Flew Around Branch.
"It'll Be Your First Valentine To Rememberrrr~"

Branch Tried Not To Get Tempted.

"Full Of Loveee~"
Guy Said.

Branch Gulps.

"Fuzzy Feelingsss~"
Guy Said.

Branch Kept Resisting.

Guy Whispers In Branch's Ear.
"Friiiiiiiiied Chicken ;D"

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE!"
Branch Broke.

"HA-ZAAAA!"
Guy Cheered.

"But Only One Arrow. And If It Doesn't Work, We're Not Redoing It -.-"
Branch Said.

Guy Nods.
"Deal. Now Let's Go Get Your Valentine!"