On the first day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
The one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the second day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the third day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the fourth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the fifth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the sixth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the seventh day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the eighth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
8 leaves of Lorien
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the ninth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
9 kings of old
8 leaves of Lorien
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the tenth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
10 oliphaunts
9 kings of old
8 leaves of Lorien
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
11 months of travelling
10 oliphaunts
9 kings of old
8 leaves of Lorien
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my precious gave to me,
12 grumbling dwarves
11 months of travelling
10 oliphaunts
9 kings of old
8 leaves of Lorien
7 books in all
6 appendices
5 awesome hobbits
4 good races
3 elven rings
2 badass blondes
And the one ring with a complementry Gollum! (My precious!)