Hi guys... *catches potatoe* -_- really? I am in the middle of exams here! Anyway, so my dad dropped this on me today:

Waiter, no ice in my water it dillutes it.

And then yesterday, because well we have teo exam sessions in a day and today the first on was just a study session no exam:

Kendra, have you learnt for your Study exam?

Just so you know, my dad isn't stupid or dumb or anything like that he just makes stupid and lame jokes all the time.