So a little earlier today some random person kept calling me and then hanging up after I told him it was a wrong number. But then five minutes later he would call again! So eventually I got sick and tired of it so when he called, I answered and said:

"Keira's Taxidermy Services, you snuff em we stuff em. How can I help you?"

There was dead silence, then he hung up.

He hasn't called since.

Just wanted to thank the amazing kmbell92 for writing that in her amazing Jurassic World fanfic! I can't remember which one it was... oh well, you'd better read them all just in case ;)

TRUE STORY YO