Looorrrrrrd of the Riiiiiiingsssss
Hobbits dwarves men and elves kings ad queensssss
Epicness
Lorrrrrd of the Riiiiiingsssss
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
POTATOES
Frodo must take the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights of the nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship is formed
Sarumans a jerk Gandalf fell because
YOU
SHALL NOT
PASS
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-Hai are beheaded(like a boss)
The Fellowahip is broken
Thanks for that JRR Tolkien
Frodo's gooooooone

To be continued...