ALL HAIL DA MOTH
I realised today that if it wasn't for that moth Gandalf and the dwarves would have died that night and the quest for Erebor would have failed and Gandalf would be gone and the quest of the Ring wouldn't have happened and no Boromir or Aragorn or Gimli or LEGOLAS or MERRY or PIPPIN or FRODO or SAM or FARAMIR or ANYTHING AT ALL. NO GONDOR NO ROHAN NO LOTHLORIEN NO MIRKWOOD NO FANGORN FOREST NO MINAS TIRITH NO EREBOR NO TREEBEARD NO EPIC BATTLES NO SCENERY NO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries at the thought* That moth, the orange one, is the fricken saviour of Middle Earth!!!!!!!!!! I mean sure, Frodo and Sam and Bilbo and the dwarves etc did all the hard work BUT WOULD HAVE BEEN MEANINGLES IF NOT FOR THE MOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That moth is the true hero of everything. He did his job. He was on time right when Gandalf needed him. He was never late. Nope, never once did he think, "Oh, I'll just stop and get a cup of coffe, maybe check out some hot butterflies. Oh no, Gandalf fell and died with the dwarves and Bilbo. And now Middle Earth is doomed. Oops. All for a cup of coffee. Geez." NOPE NEVA EVA EVA.
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