Ivy heard her phone ring. It was Cooper's ringtone. She was laying in Sebastian's arms on the floor of the living room with a afghan that their mom made, draped over them. "I have to find my phone. Cooper is calling." She had to get up.

"I am making us lunch or dinner!" Sebastian was starving.

"I will let you." Ivy smiled.

Sebastian stood and pulled her up. Ivy found her phone under a chair in the dining room. She found her robe too.

Sebastian was in his jeans and nothing else. He looked sexy as hell. Ivy almost dropped her phone. She pushed a button to recall Cooper. She pushed the speaker to hear him better.

"Mom. Is it safe?" He was kind of kidding.

"What? Why?" Ivy was worried.

Sebastian chuckled on accident. He knew why. He was making a couple of sandwiches and some pasta. He needed the carbs after that workout.

"Mom....I..." Cooper sighed. "I tried to come home about an hour ago..."

Ivy turned red and groaned. "Shit! I am so sorry. I have no excuse for that, Cooper!"

Sebastian turned red too. "Insanity!"

"We are crazy. Sebastian said that we are crazy. I'm so sorry!" Ivy hated herself. She was sure self-loathing was a step of some kind. Maybe a step closer to hell.

"Please, Mom! You looked very happy. I'm not judging you." Cooper had his own problems. He spent the morning kissing his friend.

"Oh, really? I'm judging me. I think your uncle is too!" Ivy teased.

Sebastian looked at her and smiled. "Sure am. Hard." He winked. He wasn't referring to how he was judging her. He was hard just thinking about her.

Ivy blushed again. "It's safe. I think. Are you okay?"

Cooper sighed. "Can we talk when I get home?"

"Absolutely. Do you need a ride?" Sebastian asked. He didn't even mean to answer for Ivy. "Sorry."

"I'm good. I love you. Mom, Uncle Sebastian. I love you both." Cooper sighed and hung up.

"Well, great." Ivy put her head on the table. Life sucked right now.

"How long until he's here?" Sebastian smiled.

"Sixteen minutes." Ivy didn't have time to ask.

Sebastian pulled Ivy to him and dragged her to the laundry room and bent her over the washer. She didn't even take her robe off. He worked around it. They had three minutes to sit at the table and pretend he didn't just bang her over an appliance.

Ivy started laughing as she ate her sandwich. Sebastian chuckled into his pasta. "Are we talking about it?" He had to ask.

"No! No, we aren't."

"It should happen again, right?" He was hoping it should.

"Fuck yes!" Ivy smiled.

"Fuck yes!" He smiled as Cooper walked in.

He looked a little stressed. He sat at the table. He looked at the table and sighed. "You look better, Mom."

Ivy turned red.

Sebastian cleared his throat and apologized to Cooper first. "Sorry for whatever you saw, Cooper. I'm sorry. Nothing was supposed to happen. I have lost my mind!" Sebastian sighed. He was still in jeans and nothing else and Ivy was in her robe.

"Me too." Ivy looked ashamed. She felt bad.

"I won't judge you. I have to tell you something..." Cooper sighed. "I kissed Jake." He said it really fast.

Sebastian smiled and Ivy stared as a smile formed on her lips. "Okay."

"But I thought that you would be mad!" Cooper was surprised and looked up at his mom.

Ivy smiled. "Do you want to talk about it?"

Cooper sighed. "I kinda do, can you handle it?"

"I think so. I love that you want to talk to me, Cooper. We have to stick together. Please, what happened?" Ivy didn't want her son to block her out. They were all they had left.

"It wasn't intentional and Mom, I mean I kissed him on purpose but I don't know what happened." He watched her for a reaction. "Not like a friend on the cheek...I..." Cooper smiled and blushed. "I mean tongue was involved and he pushed me to his bed. He laid on me and just kissed me for a couple of hours. He kissed me and I loved it, Mom ."

Ivy nodded. "Are you okay? How did it happen?" She smiled.

Cooper laughed and shook his head. "I got there and we were playing video games. The usual. I started crying for no reason. That keeps happening. I miss Dad at the weirdest times. I had to hit pause and told him I was sorry." Cooper paused. He was happy his mom was easy to talk to and she messed up worse than he did.

"Jake leaned in and held me while I cried. I felt so stupid and I apologized. He told me not to. Something changed as he was holding me. I don't know. I felt him soften? I guess. His hand slid to my hair and he kissed my neck." Cooper stopped. "Are you okay?"

"Yes!" Ivy smiled. "Sounds hot. What happened next!" She had to know. She would let him talk as long as he wanted.

Cooper smiled. "So, I moaned when I felt him kiss my neck. It was weird and I loved the feeling of his lips on my skin. He felt so nice in my arms. I melted into him. He pulled away and looked at me. He looked a little worried but I smiled. He whispered my name and kissed me. I almost died! I had been wanting to kiss Jake for so long!"

"Jake didn't release me or say he was sorry. He pushed me to the bed, I pulled him on me. We just laid on the bed and kissed. It was so pleasant. I kind of thought I might be gay but I really think I'm gay, Mom." Cooper sighed. "I don't think a normal guy would be okay kissing his guy friend, not like that. Those kisses were amazing. I was happy that Carol didn't walk in!"

They kissed for a couple of hours. Cooper wanted to relive it. He loved the look that Jake had right before he pressed his mouth to Coopers. Cooper was in shock at first but closed his eyes and moaned.

Jake slid his hands to Cooper's face and held his face as he deepened the kiss. Cooper tried not to think about how nice it was.

He couldn't believe he made out with his best friend. It was a really hot make-out session though and he wanted to do it again but he knew that Jake would never talk about it.

"Okay. Things happen, Cooper. Take me for example. Earlier." Sebastian knew that Cooper saw them and Ivy wasn't asking questions. Ivy was embarrassed.

"Well, we are all fucked up." Sebastian finished his pasta and seemed unphased. "Did you eat lunch?"

Cooper smiled. "I did."

"Food?" He winked at his nephew.

"Gross! Yes. Jake's mom made us grilled cheese. It was just kissing, Uncle Sebastian! Nothing close to what you were doing!"

"Fair enough!" Sebastian blushed then covered his face.

Cooper just laughed. "Mom, Uncle Sebastian, I'm okay with what you were doing! I just wanted to say thanks for just letting me talk. I needed to talk to someone! I have to shower."

He walked down the hall. He had to leave them alone and he needed some time to think. What was he supposed to say to Jake now? Was everything going to be weird?

He didn't want to lose Jake as a friend. This was a real fear of his. He couldn't imagine not talking to Jake everyday and trying to avoid him in the halls at school.

"So, what now?" Sebastian had some ideas. "Are you up for another hike?"

"I would love one. Just a hike, right?" She smiled.

"Sure." Sebastian wasn't a betting man but he wouldn't bet on this being just a hike.

They hiked for an hour through the park and Ivy found herself in the middle of the woods being ravaged by Sebastian. She never did it in the woods before and couldn't wait to do it again. He was a wild man.

"I just thought of something and I'm stupid. I haven't used any protection!" Sebastian stared at Ivy.

"I got my tubes tied about five years ago. We're fine. It's why I never said anything!" She smiled.

"So, you can't get pregnant?" He smiled a devilish smiled. He trapped her against a tree and pulled her up onto him. He found a smooth rock wall and took her against it.

She screamed as he decided to try to get her pregnant until he had to leave Monday. He was going to miss her. He would feel bad later but he was loving her for the rest of the day.

Thanks for reading and smack that cute star right in the face.