Wednesday, 8:02 PM

Perfidious Lover: bug in a rug or frog on a log?

Homewrecker: Cat in a hat

Thing 69: how unoriginal 🙄

Perfidious Lover: i am being so serious right now

Perfidious Lover: and you two are RUINING IT

Perfidious Lover: like how you ruin everything else 😃

Thing 69: mom, is that you?

Homewrecker: Unfortunately this isn't a therapy group, rooster

Homewrecker: Although everyone here could greatly benefit from that

Perfidious Lover: akaashi.

Professional Shit Starter: Sugawara-san, I must apologize. I lent my WMD to Sawamura-san this morning.

Professional Shit Starter: Though I would choose frog on a log.

Perfidious Lover: you are forgiven bc you answered the question, my love

Deadchi: So Suga and Akaashi were definitely lovers in a past life

Himbo: indeed

Himbo: how else do you explain how they are always on the same wavelength?

Bore Whore: Lack of brain cells?

Professional Shit Starter: Now that is fatherless behavior.

Bore Whore: Fucking what?

Amatuer Shit Starter: the only way to get him to stop being a bitch is to be a bigger bitch, iwaizumi

Thing 420: but you have to COMMIT or else he will ruthlessly tear you down

Thing 1: can confirm, this is accurate

Whore Hard: 😶‍🌫️okay but does anyone have a video of this fight between oikawa and akaashi? 🥺

Try Hard: I, too, would like to see this

Perfidious Lover: and i would like y'all to stop being little shits and ANSWER MY QUESTION

Homewrecker: What is so important about this question?

Perfidious Lover: it will give me vital information about y'all

Thing 69: it is vital to know whether we want to be a frog on a log or a bug in a rug?

Perfidious Lover: yes, you bitch

Thing 69: alrighty

Thing 420: why is it so important to know?

Perfidious Lover: uh, obviously so i can make sure my frogger rp is accurate and truly represents y'all???

Amatuer Shit Starter: oh you are so real for making a frogger rp

Perfidious Lover: oh i know 🤭

Perfidious Lover: now answer the fucking question or i am using your intestines as a crown 🤭

Thing 1: ugh why are you so hot??

Thing 69: maybe he was born with it

Thing 420: maybe it's maybelline

Himbo: maybe it's maybelline

Whore Hard: maybe it's maybelline

Try Hard: Mayhaps it could be Maybelline

Deadchi: Oh, he just had to speak up and ruin it, huh?

Bore Whore: Finally someone else is beefing with Ushijima

Whore Hard: 🍰noooo!!! the enemies to lovers were so close to being lovers too 😭

Amatuer Shit Starter: don't worry

Amatuer Shit Starter: this is just the third act break up/conflict that ultimately leads to their dramatic love confessions

Homewrecker: Can't confess their love if they are dead

Amatuer Shit Starter: stfu daishou

Homewrecker: I am just doing the lord's work 😸

Homewrecker: And by lord I mean Suga

Thing 1: oh? is suga-chan trying to replace akaashi as the savior?

Thing 420: no, babe, ur the savior

Thing 420: akaashi is the sovereign

Himbo: 🙏 praise be 🙏

Deadchi: @Perfidious Lover can we have the link to the rp?

Perfidious Lover: no, go fuck yourself

Deadchi: Yes sir

Thing 1: get his ass, suga-chan!

Amatuer Shit Starter: this chat is a fucking nightmare