Thursday, 6:02 AM

Thing 1: i miss my wife

Whore Hard: 😣 me too 😛

Thing 1: your wife is in the chat???

Whore Hard: ✉️no, i miss YOUR wife ☢️

Professional Shit Starter has added Kuroo Tetsurou to the chat

Homewrecker has removed Thing 1 from the chat

Homewrecker: Don't let the yaoi win, Akaashi

Professional Shit Starter: You are so right, thank you for catching me lacking.

Kuroo: give me my wife back, daishou

Prodigal Son: I thought you were the wife?

Bore Whore: They're lesbians, Tobio

Thing 420: nah, tooru is mine and tetsu's wife and tetsu is tooru's wife

Kuroo: but i am not bo's wife 😭

Thing 420: check your finger babygirl 💍

Amateur Shit Starter: ew, is he picking his nose again?

Kuroo: nah, just ur nose

Professional Shit Starter: Maybe I should've let the yaoi win...

Homewrecker: Yeah cuz the yuri seems worse

#1 Sister Wife: i misread that and was about to pull up on nohebi for that crime against humanity

Himbo: u read it as yuri as in yuri on ice too?

Evil Twin: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Evil Twin: i still haven't recovered from that

Evil Twin: now i gotta call my sponsor

Prodigal Son: Anyways...I need help with my phone, it's acting up

Deadchi: Suga can help at practice

Prodigal Son: Thanks, be there soon

Whore Hard: ➕ we should go to tokyo and do crime 😛

Amatuer Shit Starter: im in miyagi doing crime rn

Kuroo: without me???

Thing 420: ❤️‍🩹

Prodigal Son: guys stop blowing up the group chat

Professional Shit Starter: Blow up police stations instead.

Deadchi: Hello???

Prodigal Son: no but fr this is suga tryna fix kageyama's phone but i cant cuz y'all never stfu

Kuroo: yell at me more~

Prodigal Son has removed Kuroo Tetsurou from the chat

Thing 420: does this mean i am single again?

Prodigal Son has removed Thing 420 from the chat

Himbo: rip

Prodigal Son has removed Himbo from the chat

Prodigal Son has removed Whore Hard from the chat

Prodigal Son has removed Deadchi from the chat

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