Tuesday, 9:09 AM

Himbo: sooooo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Thing 420: tell me what you want

Whore Hard: what you really really want

Try Hard: You completely uncultured swines. You are everything that is wrong in this world and I am rooting for your downfalls. I cannot wait to go to your funerals and expose you for what you really are. Honest to Asahi POSERS!

Try Hard: Its yoooooooo with a Y not sooooo with an S

Try Hard: Surrounded by illiterate morons over here.

Try Hard: Damn

Professional Shit Starter: Not to be the well, actually guy here but well actually, the song does start with a 'Yo' BUT then it goes to 'So' when the second person starts singing.

Try Hard: You will never know a moment of peace and all your relatives that have been, are, or ever will be shall suffer the consequences of your careless actions.

Professional Shit Starter: Oh.

Perfidious Lover: are we just going to ignore the fact that ushiwaka said honest to asahi rather than honest to god?

Homewrecker: I thought it was a country thing

Deadchi: No, Asahi is actually Jesus

Deadchi: But the saying is honest to god not honest to Jesus so Ushijima is also one of the illiterate morons

Try Hard: I will send you to Jesus

Deadchi: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in Skechers?

Amatuer Shit Starter: shouldn't you all be in class and not blowing up my phone with your homoerotic fighting?

Whore Hard: new plot point discovered?

Amatuer Shit Starter: next chapter will be in your docs tonight xx

Whore Hard: 😿you are the bestest

Perfidious Lover: tendou can i have the link?

Whore Hard: i'll give you the link if you give me access to the frogger rp

Perfidious Lover: ugh you drive a hard bargain

Perfidious Lover: deal

Tuesday, 7:13 PM

Thing 1: so kenma and i have been talking

Whore Hard: and the next update is going to be late? 😭

Amatuer Shit Starter: hell no, im not a bitch that cant get their priorities straight

Perfidious Lover: 👑you dropped this

Thing 1: anyways

Thing 1: we've been talking and we agree that the chat has been too chummy lately

Bore Whore: Ushiwaka literally threatened lives and bloodlines this morning but go off

Thing 1: we decided it is time to spice things up

Thing 1 has removed Thing 69 from the chat

Thing 1 has removed Perfidious Lover from the chat

Thing 1 has removed Try Hard from the chat

Thing 1: there we go!

Thing 420: um

Thing 420: what was that for?

Professional Shit Starter: He is clearly trying to take my title but jokes on him because it won't work.

Professional Shit Starter has added Miya Atsumu to the chat

Professional Shit Starter has added Semi Eita to the chat

Professional Shit Starter has added Kageyama Tobio to the chat

Himbo: the correlation between who was kicked and who was added doesn't make sense to me

Bore Whore: There doesn't seem to be one

Semi: ugh, it seems the girls are fighting

Semi: again 🙄

Whore Hard: semisemi!!!! 😍

Semi: hello sister wife 😘

Professional Shit Starter: Say hello to your forgotten first born, Oikawa-san.

Kageyama: Are you referring to me?

Miya: no, clearly he was talking about

Kageyama: Oh

Miya: damn you are DENSE

Thing 420: okay so akaashi added setters from the psgc

Thing 420: but why did tooru kick tetsu, ushiwaka, and suga????

Thing 1: why not?

Thing 420: damn

Thing 420: cant argue with that logic 🍤

Miya: do we get nicknames as well?

Professional Shit Starter: You have to earn them.

Amatuer Shit Starter renamed 'Kageyama' to 'Prodigal Son'

Himbo renamed 'Miya' to 'Evil Twin'

Himbo: my evil twin, not ur actual twin

Evil Twin: bet

Whore Hard renamed 'Semi' to '#1 Sister Wife'

Bore Whore: So how long are we gonna not add the others back?

Deadchi: They are banned for life so that we may know some fucking peace for once

Homewrecker: I kinda liked the drama, ngl

Deadchi: Thin ice.

Homewrecker: Sorry daddy

Evil Twin: you must be daishou

Homewrecker: I will neither confirm nor deny that statement

Whore Hard: 🤯WAIT WAIT WAI 👏

Whore Hard: 🤔he never called sawamura daddy as far as i remember so he may actually not be daishou 🎉

Amatuer Shit Starter: he's not

Thing 1: then who is texting from his phone???

Bore Whore: One of his teammates, probably

Amatuer Shit Starter: i think you know who is behind the daishou mask

Homewrecker: 😘

#1 Sister Wife: babe, our husband is on a warpath looking for you, just an fyi

Whore Hard: i am going to kiss you on the mouth, semisemi

#1 Sister Wife: love that for me

Bore Whore: So we know where Kuroo and Ushijima are, but does anyone have eyes on Suga?

Prodigal Son: He just left the gym with Tsukishima, Tanaka, and Noya

Deadchi: It is time.

Thing 420: time for what?

Deadchi: I think you know

Professional Shit Starter: Knife monopoly, Bokuto-san.

#1 Sister Wife: ugh this is why you are the loml akaashi

Professional Shit Starter: I take it you received the package?

Thing 1: is anyone else suddenly fearing for their lives?

Himbo: i have feared for my life the moment i entered this world