Sunday, 12:08 AM

Deadchi: Real talk?

Thing 69: yes, we are all simps for you and i would bear your children if you ask me to, no hesitation

Himbo: kenma ur bestie is in heat

Amatuer Shit Starter: he ain't my problem anymore

Thing 1: he's mine 💗

Amatuer Shit Starter: HA! good luck to you grand king

Deadchi: Great, now that it has been confirmed that Kuroo is getting dicked down tonight, let's focus on the right topic now.

Whore Hard: sorry father

Try Hard: Please continue so that we may ignore you more obviously

Perfidious Lover: bet ur wishing you had let tanaka and tsukki loose on them now, huh, daichi?

Deadchi: It's not too late for that.

Himbo: bet

Himbo: i'll text my sugar daddy and tell him to release them

Bore Whore: Are they locked up or something?

Deadchi: Or something. 🙂

Homewrecker: Damn, why are the third years from Karasuno so hot 😩

Thing 420: i'm telling you, it is something about miyagi

Thing 1: it's called fresh air 💗

Sunday, 9:16 AM

Try Hard: What was the reason you wanted to real talk so early, Sawamura?

Whore Hard: oh yeah!!! you never did end up telling us 💢

Deadchi: And now I never will. 😀

Professional Shit Starter: Why do I feel as if Sugawara-san stole Sawamura-san's phone?

Perfidious Lover: bitch i might've

Bore Whore: You did. I watched you take it not even three minutes ago

Thing 1: oh thank volleyball i'm not the only one suga is willing to swing on with barely any provocation

Thing 69: is there a brawl happening in miyagi rn?

Himbo: not so much a brawl

Himbo: more of a blood bath

Himbo: want me to livestream it?

Thing 69: i will literally marry you if you live stream it

Himbo: sure but i'm not sharing my sugar daddy

Thing 69: that's fine i won't share mine either

Amatuer Shit Starter: i didn't realize oikawa was loaded

Thing 1: i'm not?

Thing 69: kenma u r my sugar daddy

Thing 69: dont even try to deny your wealth, i've seen your bank account

Amatuer Shit Starter: fucking hell

Professional Shit Starter: How much does he have, Kuroo-san?

Thing 69: kenma i'm gonna tell him in thirty seconds unless you buy my silence

Homewrecker: Himbo, where is that live stream?

Himbo: sorry getting a good angle

Himbo: there we go!

Thing 420: BEAT HIS ASS BRO!!

Thing 69: who are you rooting for, bo?

Thing 420: yes

Thing 69: ugh so valid