Wednesday, 7:48 PM

Lickety Lick: oh my god

Lickety Lick: oh my gOD

Daddy's Baby Boy: yes?

Lickety Lick: KUROO IS HAK

Ultimate PB: no?? i'm kuroo??

Lickety Lick: shut up you ignorant slut

Ultimate PB: oh

Lickety Lick: i mean from that anime

Lickety Lick: you know the one

Professional Shit Starter: I can see it. Both are tall, annoying, and loyal assholes.

Ultimate PB: thanks ig??

Daddy's Baby Boy: i agree with akaashi, but who is his yona?

Lickety Lick: okay okay

Lickety Lick: hear me out

Ultimate PB: the fact that neither kou nor tooru were your immediate answer concerns me

Lickety Lick: bokuto's personality doesn't fit yona

Ultimate PB: true true

Little Bitch Boy: oooh are we assigning each other to yona characters?

Bore Whore: If that's the case, Kuroo is definitely Hak.

Sawamura: Without a doubt.

Ultimate PB: yes yes we have established this

Ultimate PB: but who is my yona??

Lickety Lick: go ahead and murder me...but i was thinking akaashi

Professional Shit Starter: Count your days.

Little Bitch Boy: actually...i can see it

Ultimate PB: woooooooow

Ultimate PB: tooru we literally JUST confessed our undying love for each other and now you're trying to whore me out to akaashi??

Little Bitch Boy: not in real life, just in this instance i feel as if akaashi would be the yona to your hak

Bastard McFuckhead: you do get along surprisingly well and have bonded through mutual snark

Ultimate PB: et tu, kou?

Bastard McFuckhead: 🤷

Kozume: so kuro is hak and akaashi is yona, who else were you thinking?

Lickety Lick: oikawa is kija

Bore Whore: That's pretty fitting. You butt heads and compete with Kuroo constantly and you and the 'Pretty Setter Squad' are all weirdly and inexplicably loyal to and protective of Akaashi...

Daddy's Baby Boy: of course we are, he won

Try Hard: What do you mean?

Kozume: akaashi won

Sawamura: Don't bother trying to get further explanation, I've tried. Those setters are pretty but incredibly cryptic.

Little Bitch Boy: okay so akaashi is yona, tetsu-chan is hak, and i am kija

Little Bitch Boy: what about everyone else in the chat?

Ultimate PB: i feel as if everyone in the group is getting assigned a yona character then we should start with the core cast and work our way out

Daishou: Real subtle way of saying you are going to rank people based on how much you like them.

Ultimate PB: not at all!! we are doing this scientifically and based off similar personalities and dynamics with the other established assigned characters

Ultimate PB: i thought you of all people would understand that, kye-sook

Daishou: Is it because he wanted to kill Yona and Hak at the palace?

Ultimate PB: you have to admit you would not pass up any and all chances to get rid of me

Daishou: I'll accept it.

Whore Hard: 🎊so we have hak, yona, kija, and kye-sook down ‼️ who is next?

Try Hard: You would be Ik-Soo.

Bore Whore: Elaborate.

Try Hard: Both Satori and Ik-Soo are oddly knowledgeable and perceptive weirdos.

Whore Hard: 🥹you know me so well 😭

Sawamura: Going by that then Ushijima would be Shin-Ah.

Daddy's Baby Boy: hmm yes

Lickety Lick: both are silent and incredibly unnerving

Kozume: hey fuck you

Kozume: shin-ah is not unnerving

Professional Shit Starter: Shin-Ah is just a silly little guy.

Bastard McFuckhead: he is baby

Whore Hard: 👍 i feel the need to inform y'all that wakatoshi is now silently crying 😃he feels so supported and loved 🤭

Bore Whore: They were supporting the fictional character he represents, not him.

Little Bitch Boy: are you jealous you haven't been assigned a character yet iwa-chan?

Bore Whore: No.

Ultimate PB: that 'no' seems to have a lot of attitude...

Kozume: he is kind of like a reverse zeno

Kozume: rather than putting up a goofy and aloof front and actually being capable of being serious he pulled a switcheroo

Bastard McFuckhead: yeah!! he puts up the seriousness and then lets the goof shine through on occasion

Sawamura: Does that count if he is a pseudo opposite of a character?

Lickety Lick: i dont see why not

Lickety Lick: i will say i am highkey offended that none of y'all have assigned me someone yet i stARTED THIS

Ultimate PB: you are CLEARLY the yoon of our gc

Ultimate PB: beautiful boy genius

Lickety Lick: if i didn't have a sugar daddy and you didn't have two boyfriends...

Ultimate PB: i only have one currently

Little Bitch Boy: yeah kou refuses to date us until we complete a courting bucket list

Professional Shit Starter: That does sound like Bokuto-san.

Bastard McFuckhead: hey i just like to feel appreciated, nothing wrong with that

Daishou: There's the Jae-Ha of the chat.

Kozume: i forgot you were here

Daishou: I could say the same to you.

Kozume: got me there

Kozume: my question is why we haven't stated the obvious

Bore Whore: What do you mean?

Kozume: who the soo-won is

Lickety Lick: shit i forgot who has a part and who doesn't

Daishou: Rooster is Hak, Akaashi is Yona, you are Yoon, Oikawa is Kija, Ushijima is Shin-Ah, Iwaizumi is a Reverse Zeno, Bokuto is Jae-Ha, Tendou is Ik-Soo, and I am Kye-Sook. So that leaves Sugawara, Sawamura, and Kozume.

Professional Shit Starter: Well out of those three it is obvious that Sugawara-san is Soo-Won.

Kozume: fuck you

Professional Shit Starter: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to be my OG love interest?

Kozume: well not anymore since it is so OBVIOUS sugawara is

Kozume: bitch

Professional Shit Starter: Maybe if you weren't so focused on your video games, Kozume-san, we could've had a chance.

Kozume: now i am going to murder your father so you notice me

Professional Shit Starter: Jokes on you I don't have a father.

Bastard McFuckhead: he has two moms!!

Daddy's Baby Boy: @Little Bitch Boy bestie wake up new akaashi lore just dropped

Professional Shit Starter: I have mentioned that before in the Pretty Setter Squad chat. Multiple Times.

Kozume: look at sugawara and oikawa being bad servants, smh

Kozume: don't even know basic facts about their sovereign

Kozume: pathetic

Ultimate PB: someone is clearly jealous

Ultimate PB: its okay to feel what you feel kenma

Ultimate PB: let it out

Kozume: oikawa do you want to switch

Kozume: you come live in tokyo and i go live in miyagi

Little Bitch Boy: that IS tempting

Little Bitch Boy: i can be closer to kou and tetsu...

Bore Whore: If you move to Tokyo now you won't have the chance to defeat Ushiwaka and Karasuno.

Little Bitch Boy: they can wait until after nationals

Ultimate PB: i love when you play hard to get

Daddy's Baby Boy: he can't play hard to get if you already have him

Sawamura: He CAN play hard to get rid of. Which he does. Very well.

Little Bitch Boy: you hurt me, daddy~

Sawamura: And you are hurting my brain. Get off my porch, I am not practicing with you.

Bore Whore: Oikawa.

Little Bitch Boy: it was going to be a light practice!! i just wanted to see how my new serve does against karasuno!!

Bore Whore: Believable, truly.

Little Bitch Boy: thanks a lot kenma, you got me in trouble with iwa-chan!

Kozume: 👍

Try Hard: Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Whore Hard: 😲but crime is fun ⚡

Daishou: Crime is illegal?

Bastard McFuckhead: it's only illegal if you get caught 👼