Sawamura Daichi has added Kuroo Testurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Terushima Yuuji, and Oikawa Tooru to a new chat!

Sawamura Daichi has named the chat 'VBC Captains'

Monday, 7:26 PM

Terushima: Daichi, if you wanted to chat with me you didn't need to hide behind these other captains to do so

Terushima: I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)

Kuroo: damnit! you beat me to it, country bumpkin bastard

Bokuto: don't worry, bro! daddychi won't be able to resist your dashing good looks and sensual personality!

Oikawa: daddychi? did you mean daichi?

Bokuto: did i stutter?

Bokuto: i would murder a man just for the chance to be suffocated by his thighs

Kuroo: bro! bro! being suffocated by daddychi's thighs and your biceps!

Kuroo: you have unlocked a new fantasy for me, thanks bro

Oikawa: smh

Oikawa: what do you city boys eat to turn out like this?

Kuroo: ass

Bokuto: ass

Terushima: ass

Sawamura: Terushima, you aren't even from the city.

Terushima: doesn't make my statement any less true ;)

Kuroo: i like this one. let's keep him, bo

Sawamura: I already regret making this chat.

Oikawa: why DID you make this chat?

Kuroo: bc he secretly loves being flirted with and lusted after

Kuroo: he enjoys the chase, the power that comes with denying us his thighs over and over again, knowing we will keep trying

Bokuto: what a tease, daddychi ;)

Sawamura: I will boot you two from the chat and keep it to just this prefecture.

Bokuto: you wouldn't dare

Kuroo: but daddy! we've been on our best behavior!

Sawamura has removed Kuroo from the chat

Bokuto: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😭

Terushima: oh damn, he did it

Oikawa has added Kuroo to the chat

Sawamura: Oikawa, why did you do that?!

Sawamura: HOW did you do that?!

Oikawa: you made me an admin. editing the chat in any way comes with the territory

Kuroo: oikawa.

Kuroo: you are my favorite person, bless you. you saved my life. i will worship you and your flat ass for the rest of my existence

Bokuto: all hail the flattest of asses! praise be to the dump truckless savior, oikawa tooru! 🙏

Oikawa: ...

Oikawa: you know what?

Oikawa: fuck this

Oikawa has updated the chat names

Oikawa has renamed 'Bokuto' to 'Dumbass (neutral)'

Oikawa has renamed 'Kuroo' to 'Dumbass (derogatory)'

Terushima: hey! no fair!

Oikawa: ?

Terushima: i want a new name too!

Oikawa has renamed 'Terushima' to 'Dumbass (hick edition)'

Dumbass (derogatory): you do realize you yourself are a hick, right?

Dumbass (neutral): he's less of a hick and more of a dick

Sawamura: Oikawa, change their names back.

Oikawa: i don't know how to change people's names here

Sawamura: You literally just did it three times.

Oikawa: krrrrrrsh what was that?! krrrrrrsh you're breaking up on me! krrrrsh i'm going thru a tunnel! krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssh

Sawamura: You're no better than they are, Oikawa.

Sawamura has renamed 'Oikawa' to 'Dumbass (poser edition)'

Dumbass (neutral): oh shit!

Dumbass (derogatory): we just witnessed a ✨ M U R D E R ✨

Dumbass (poser edition): ...

Dumbass (poser edition): fuck you

Dumbass (poser edition) has renamed 'Sawamura' to 'Daddy~'

Dumbass (poser edition): whatcha gonna do about that, daddy~? are you going to spank me~?

Dumbass (hick edition): yesss! welcome to the daddychi simp club

Dumbass (neutral): one of us! one of us!

Dumbass (derogatory): we meet every wednesday morning at 2:14 inside the dumpster of the 24hr Denny's

Daddy~: I should've listened to Suga when he said this was a terrible idea.

Daddy~: All I wanted to do was to create a chat so we can all trade training tips and set up practice matches.

Daddy~: But nooooo!

Daddy~: You all had to be horrible horny bastards.

Dumbass (derogatory): only horny for you, daddy~

Dumbass (poser edition): daddy! you mentioned this idea to mr. refreshing and didn't invite him?!

Dumbass (hick edition): is mr. refreshing his hot third year setter?

Dumbass (hick edition): if so, invite him!

Dumbass (hick edition): the more the merrier, after all ;)

Daddy~: No! I am not subjecting Suga to this hell.

Dumbass (poser edition): you're so cruel! hoarding him all to yourself!

Dumbass (neutral): let him socialize!

Daddy~: I'm not going to add Suga to the chat. End of discussion.

Dumbass (derogatory): boo, you whore!

Dumbass (poser edition): wait! i can fix this!

Dumbass (neutral): how????

Dumbass (derogatory): he's an admin! he can add people himself!

Daddy~: You need Suga's info in order to add him to the chat. You don't have it.

Dumbass (poser edition) has added Sugawara Koushi to the chat

Dumbass (poser edition) has renamed 'Sugawara' to 'Mr. Refreshing ;)'

Dumbass (hick edition): welcome, sexy ;)

Dumbass (neutral): another pretty setter!

Dumbass (derogatory): praise be to the savior! the flattest ass comes thru once more! 🙏

Dumbass (poser edition): mr. refreshing!!!!!!

Mr. Refreshing ;): what fresh hell is this?

Daddy~: Suga, I am so sorry. This is completely my fault.

Daddy~: They are complete menaces. Absolute morons.

Mr. Refreshing ;): at least the morons got your name right, daddy~

Daddy~: ...Fuck.

Dumbass (neutral): TNVJKHTIRDFJDLSKFNKBCKNDKJSAHLS

Dumbass (hick edition): LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Dumbass (poser edition): knew i could count on you, mr. refreshing!

Dumbass (derogatory): accept your destiny, daddy. you can't escape the simps

Daddy~: Oikawa, I know for a fact you didn't have Suga's info. How did you add him to the chat?!

Dumbass (poser edition): i have my ways~

Mr. Refreshing ;): he had iwaizumi ask kageyama for it bc he was too scared to ask kageyama himself

Dumbass (poser edition): wow...

Dumbass (poser edition): this chat should be called Shitting On Tooru instead

Dumbass (derogatory): ohoho~

Dumbass (derogatory): i didn't know you were into that~

Dumbass (hick edition) has renamed the chat 'Shitting On Tooru'

Dumbass (neutral): how the fuck did you do that???

Dumbass (hick edition): turns out we're all admins!

Dumbass (poser edition): do you have a death wish 😃

Dumbass (derogatory) has renamed the chat 'Shitting on Tooru 💩😩 🥵'

Dumbass (derogatory): blondie might not, but i do

Dumbass (derogatory): murder me

Dumbass (derogatory): i fucking dare you

Mr. Refreshing ;): so the dumbasses are as follow; hick is terushima, poser is oikawa, neutral is bokuto, and derogatory is kuroo

Mr. Refreshing ;): am i right, daddy~?

Daddy~: I'm leaving the country. Goodbye.

Dumbass (neutral): tuck me in first, daddy!

Dumbass (hick edition): i didn't get my goodbye kiss :(

Dumbass (poser edition): tell us a bed time story first, daddy

Daddy~: There once was a highschool volleyball captain full of hope. Then he met five bastards and lost all hope and shreds of sanity he had left. The end.

Mr. Refreshing ;): beautiful

Mr. Refreshing ;): just like your ass

Daddy~: G O O D B Y E