Sunday, 3:10 AM

Little Bitch Boy has added Daishou Suguru to the chat

Little Bitch Boy: you know what you did, kuroo tetsurou.

Sunday, 8:43 AM

Daishou: First of all, how did you get my number?

Daishou: And why would you add me to this random chat, 'Volleyball Cornucopia'?

Bastard McFuckhead: he is going to FREAK when he wakes up, tooru

Little Bitch Boy: good. it's what he deserves

Kozume: oikawa you have gained more respect from me

Kozume: but you have also gained more hatred

Kozume: he is going to be insufferable

Sawamura: I feel as if I am missing some important information...

Daishou: You and me both. What the hell is going on?

Ultimate PB: oikawa. fucking. tooru.

Ultimate PB: you are the most aggravating and spiteful person i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. you remembered information i told you about long ago and used it in your petty revenge against me. i went low and you went lower. and bc of this i have discovered something about myself.

Little Bitch Boy: you discovered that you'll never be on my level?

Ultimate PB: bitch please, just you wait

Daishou: I'm assuming Ultimate PB is Kuroo? I always knew you were a bottom with that bratty attitude of yours.

Ultimate PB: i'll get to you in a second, be patient, don't fight for my attention. it isn't a good look on you

Daishou: Fuck you.

Kozume: holy fuck, kuro, only you could drag out a love confession like this

Kozume: get on with it so we can get breakfast

Little Bitch Boy: what the fuck did you just say

Daddy's Baby Boy: holy shit

Daddy's Baby Boy: @Professional Shit Starter COME LOOK

Professional Shit Starter: Damnit.

Professional Shit Starter: Kuroo-san just lost me a week of free meals.

Daddy's Baby Boy: i promise not to break ur bank too badly

Sawamura: But I will. I have expensive tastes, Akaashi.

Lickety Lick: if i voted for bokuto do i still get the benefits?

Whore Hard: 👏 debatable 🎉

Bore Whore: I think we should get the benefits.

Try Hard: No, you didn't win so you don't get shit.

Lickety Lick: fine, i'll just ask my sugar daddy then

Little Bitch Boy: everyone that isn't tetsu-chan shut the fuck up

Little Bitch Boy: kuroo tetsurou

Little Bitch Boy: care to elaborate on what kenma said?

Ultimate PB: kenma i will shit in ur cornflakes for ruining this

Kozume: you'd need to take oikawa's dick out first to do that 🖕

Bore Whore: Kuroo. Kuroo please. Get on with it. Shittykawa is currently throwing my Godzilla merch around in frustration and anticipation.

Ultimate PB: fine

Ultimate PB: the thing i discovered about myself is the fact that i am completely and hopelessly in love with you, oikawa tooru

Daddy's Baby Boy: iwaizumi was that his scream just now?

Bore Whore: Unfortunately.

Daddy's Baby Boy: damn he's got lungs

Bastard McFuckhead: hell yeah he does 😏

Professional Shit Starter: Oikawa-san, what is your response?

Bore Whore: Give him a second to find his phone, he threw it out the window.

Daishou: Even the guy you declared your love for is sick of your shit, Kuroo.

Ultimate PB: fuck you

Little Bitch Boy: i have never been more glad to be a petty bitch than i am now

Little Bitch Boy: tysm daishou

Daishou: Told you it would work.

Ultimate PB: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

Ultimate PB: what the SHIT is happening??

Daishou: After you offended Oikawa last night he reached out to me about how to get revenge on you. I told him to add me to the chat to provoke you into confessing because we all know how weak you are for bitchiness, and in confessing you would embarrass yourself. In shame you would run away to hide with Oikawa and finally get out of my hair.

Ultimate PB: jokes on you, i would never be embarrassed by my love for tooru

Bastard McFuckhead: what i'm hearing is you, daishou, know how much of a sucker tetsu is for a petty bitch and decided to give him the push he needed to confess his feelings, not bc he would embarrass himself but bc it would lead to his happiness

Bastard McFuckhead: you are a good friend, daishou

Ultimate PB: i knew you cared about me

Ultimate PB: in return for this blessing i will help you get back with mika-chan

Daishou: Never speak to me again.

Ultimate PB: okay, i'll chat with mika-chan and tell her all bout how nice and thoughtful you are

Ultimate PB: i gotchu, daishou

Little Bitch Boy: aww, you are too kind

Little Bitch Boy: your kindness is one of the many things i love about you, tetsu

Bastard McFuckhead: FINALLY

Bastard McFuckhead: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Daddy's Baby Boy: it is entirely too early for this gay nonsense

Sawamura: My thoughts during morning practice.

Try Hard: Same.

Professional Shit Starter: 2 out of 3 down, 1 more to go.

Kozume: i love the ominousness of that

Bastard McFuckhead: if i wasn't so excited about what just happened i would be scared for my life

Whore Hard: 🍍we really ARE a volleyball cornucopia 🍋

Daishou: I'm straight.

Sawamura: Give it time.

Daishou: What?

Bore Whore: Nobody is safe from the gay.

Sawamura: Exactly.

Daishou: Uh.

Bore Whore: Fear the queer. It's coming for you.