Thursday, 3:57 AM

Whore Hard: 🩰you are the dancing queen 🎉young and sweet ⚒️only seventeeeeeen 😣

Thing 420: ✨dancing queen ✨

Thing 69: 🎵feel the beat from the tambourine 🎤

Thing 1: 🎶oh yeaah 🧑‍🎤

Perfidious Lover: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Perfidious Lover: you guys have been at it for THREE HOURS

Thing 69: oooh he big mad

Perfidious Lover: and he is right outside ur window 😁

Thing 69: fuck.

Thing 1: rip tetsu-chan

Thing 420: 🎉gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight ⏳

Whore Hard: 📜DANCE BREAK 🍊

Professional Shit Starter: As entertaining as it would be to see Sugawara-san murder all of you, I don't have the time nor energy to bail him out of jail today. So do me a solid and shut up.

Thing 69: ur not my mom

Deadchi: You don't have a mom, Kuroo.

Thing 69: if i did it sure as hell wouldn't be akaashi

Thing 69: it would be kenma

Amatuer Shit Starter: no

Thing 1: ah, i see

Thing 1: the parentification of the child is strong in this family

Thing 69: it truly is

Whore Hard: 🐀i came here to sing abba songs and now i am straight up not having a good time 🪱this sounds like something you should talk to a therapist about 👁️‍🗨️

Homewrecker: His therapist changed their name and fled the country

Himbo: im his therapist and i can confirm this is accurate

Bore Whore: Great, now that that is settled, can we not do this right now?

Thing 1: you'll have to excuse iwa-chan, his godzilla x reader insert fic just updated and he didn't agree with the direction the author took

Bore Whore: I would question how you know that but you're probably in my walls.

Thing 1: i'm actually on the ceiling fan 😄

Thing 1: i cant get down

Thing 1: help meeee

Try Hard: Thank you, Iwaizumi, you have finally contained Oikawa, rendering him trapped and immobile

Bore Whore: You owe me.

Whore Hard: 🤯as iwaizumi fic updates so does my enemies to lovers 😼they are becoming unwilling allies 💋

Himbo: are you talking about iwaizumi and ushiwaka??

Homewrecker: What a coincidence, I'm reading that same fic

Perfidious Lover: i am committing

Thing 69: to daishou?!??!?

Thing 420: a crime?

Deadchi: Yourself to a psych ward?

Perfidious Lover: 🤭 🔪

Homewrecker: Not sure what that means but I'm interested

Thing 69: you should be interested in exiting this chat

Thing 420: not this again 🙄