Genre: Teen-Fic (Drama style)

A/N : Written for a school assignment. Pardon the frequent use of idioms. That was the assignment. Use idioms and write a script.

Plot:

Wayne and Wren, two brothers plan to prank their sister on her birthday.

Script:

Wren: You didn't do your assignment again. Don't you know that you will be caught?

Wayne: You are joking right? 'Cause this is Mrs. Gothad we are talking about. She's a gentle soul; the best she can do is a slap on the wrist. You shouldn't worry so much.

Wren: But this is four days late from the deadline. How much longer will you put it away? Cross your fingers and hope nothing happens. She might chew your face off.

Wayne: Chill bro and lend me your ear. Today is Cassie's birthday. I have a plan to both embarrass and surprise her. And you are gonna help me.

Wren: Use your loaf brother, lil' sis is gonna run crying to mommy and we're toast.

Wayne: Nope, trust me. This is completely fool proof. I am sure we will hit the bull's eye this time.

Wren: Wayne, you may not care about being late, but I do. Tell me your super duper plan over lunch at the cafeteria.

Wayne: Very well then, off you go.

Wayne: Chow down dude; we do not have all day.

Wren: Gi...m...bre...dudef...I shoufd ehaet

Wayne: Ya, whatever. But Hurry up! Or at least pick up your ears will you?

Wren: I'm all ears

Wayne: <inaudible>

Wren: for the first time in forever you've made no bones about an issue. I have a gut feeling that this will turn out good.

Wayne: cool. The lunch was finger lickin' good today. Now come on, we have Mrs. Gothad after lunch. You don't want to be late do you?

Wren: Did you just say that?

Wayne: Say what?

Wren: Well, you didn't complete your assignment so why do you want to be early to Mrs. Gothad's class.

Wayne: Hahahaha... you don't know it right? Well let me not let the cat out of the bag.

Wren: Aww... come on! Tell me!

Wayne: What's the fun in telling when you can see for yourself?

Wren: I really hate you.

Mrs. Gothad: Class. Today I have a very great news to all of you.

The paper I gave you for your assignment has been cancelled!

(Everyone shouts in excitement)

(Wren looks at Wayne)

Wren: WHAT? This is not fair Wayne!

Wayne: See... Blood is thicker than water. You should learn to listen to your brother.

Wren: How many times have I landed in trouble because of your 'advice'?

Wayne: quite some. But I often turn out to be right, don't I?

Wren: no you don't, but for once I hope your plan will work. I do not want to get into trouble with mom and dad.

Wayne: we won't. The birthday is gonna be a success.

(Cassie' birthday)

Cassie: Mommy! Mommy! I can't find my princess crown! I want it now! I have to wear it for the party! I have to!

Mom: Come on sweetie, you look fabulous even without the crown. Come down, your friends are waiting.

Cassie: But I promised Miranda I would show her!

Mom: oh! The apple of my eye, Miranda will understand if you don't show it to her. Just play it by ear, we will find it soon. I cross my heart okay?

Cassie: <sobs> I'm sure it's Wayne and Wren's doing. They want my party to go down the drain. Those two are supposed to be my flesh and blood! Instead of helping, they are pulling my leg!

Mom: if you are sure it's them, why don't you go and talk to them?

Cassie: that's what I will do

Cassie: Wayne! Wren! <Pushes the door open> what. Did. You. Do. To. My. Crown?

Wren: chill sis, we know nothing! I cross my heart and hope to die.

Cassie: cross your fingers and pray you are as innocent as you claim to be. Or else I will tell on you.

<Miranda enters>

Miranda: Cass! I took your... <gasps> crown! <Straightens up> Now come! We need to cut the cake.

<Wren, Wayne and Miranda share a glance> <suppressed giggles find their way out of Wren>

Wayne: <barely audible, whispers to Wren> Shush! Bite your tongue bro! You'll give us away.

<Out loud> very well then, come on! My mouth is watering at the very thought of the cake!

<Points to Cassie and slightly bows> go first your Majesty,

<Cassie walks in front, the other three are in conversation>

Wayne: Fanta, did you switch the cakes?

Miranda: I did and for the infinith time its Miranda not Fanta. Try to remember.

Wayne: yeah, okay, whatever.

Wren: Miranda, you have also inserted the crown in right?

Miranda: Yeah, also the whole princess kit. That's all there is. Or have I left out something?

Wayne & Wren: Nay, that's all there is.

Miranda: <puts her hands in pockets and sighs> hope we're good.

Wren: Just find your feet and wear your heart on your sleeve. Act natural and play it by ear and we will get off with it.

Wayne: yeah, just relax.

Wren: I'm kinda worried 'bout the cake exploding part. Mom will bark her head off.

Wayne: as long as we don't mess up the house, we will be okay.

<Turns to Miranda> you have kept the cake in my playhouse right?

<Miranda nods in agreement>

Cassie: can you walk any faster?

The trio: yeah fine

<The garden>

Chorus: Happy Birthday to you...

<Cassie blows the candle> <immediately the cake opens, sending cream away in the process, to reveal a crown and a princess dress up kit>

<Cassie, covered in cream cries both in joy and anger>

Cassie: Get the cream off! My dress is messed up! My makeup has smeared! I look awful... I love the crown!!!!!!!!!!

<Sniggers and giggles among Cassie's friends>

Mom: Boys... is this your doing?

The duo: Yes mum.

<Their mum opens her mouth to scold them, when Miranda stops her>

Miranda: it was not only them all of us planned this.

Mom: nice of you to give her this gift, but I think you could have done it without the 'Cassie getting covered with cream part'. Come honey lets wash up in a jiffy and cut the real cake.

Wayne: thanks for stopping her from foaming at the mouth.

Miranda: don't worry; I still wanna chip on your shoulder for what you did to me on the first day of school.

Wren: guys. Look! Cassie's coming wearing what we gave her!

Miranda: she looks lovely.

<Cassie scowls at her brothers. As she gives them a piece of her birthday cake> <the trio walks away, talking>

Wren: don't bite off more than what you can chew. Isn't this enough?

Wayne: <smiles mysteriously> Wren and Miranda, you guys ready for the second round of the birthday?