A tale of six trillion days and a night.

....

Once upon a dragon-aged time, laid the sun and moon.

The sun and moon were not related by blood, appearance, or even personality.

But by the way they carried on and presented themselves- That is a lie!

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Okay, the dragon-crap is real. It was a long time ago and nobody can change that... I guess.

Please watch your language, dear.

Right, right. I forgot goodie-two-shoes doesn't like such profanities.

Anyways! Me and GTS ( stands for goodie-two-shoes btw )-

Sir please-

Yes, yes... I'll get to the point now.

*ahem*

Me and my loving mate shall tell this story correctly.

Now please. Sit down and ready your little ears.

For this is-

A true tale.

The introduction of said tale, begins now.