Some Sam bashing to torture your souls ;)
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Lucifer: Oh man, today was such a great day! Sam wasn't around, Gabe was harassing other people, Michael was doing his "work", and to top it off, Mama Dean isn't around to punish me for "torturing" people.

Firestar: Hey Luicfer, I did that one thing that you told me to do the other day...

Leufr: ...Okay...

Graystrip: So Luic, how's your day been. You doing good buddy?

Lofire: *sadly* I've been fine I guess.. Heh, heh *sob*

G+F: what's up w/ Luxafer?

L-fur: * runs out of room crying*

Firestar: oh no. What did we do

Graystrip: we said his name wrong repeatedly, you idiot.

Firestar: well, we need to calm him down before mama Dean finds out

---W/ Lotisflower---

Lueiofr: *still crying*

Gabriel: what's up loserfer?

Lofo: just leave me alone!

Michael: what's going on? Why are you all yelling don't you know I'm trying to work?!

Loafer:  shut up Michael!!

Gabe: ignore Mr.Sulfur here, he's just being a baby.

Lfuoce: *cried more*

Cas: *stumbles in* Cheer up Liquorfur!*hick* 'nd lemme tell yuo all about meh beez.

Falowaffle:*full on breakdown mode. I'm talking feetal position in the corner type breakdown* Noooooo.... :c

Sam: what happened to Freakifer?

Loosifer: I'm gonna tell Mama Dean on all of you!!!!

Michael: woah woah woah, calm down. It was just a bad joke (well maybe not on Sam's part). It's okay, it'll never happen again. Calm

Dean:*enters* what happened here?

Luci: uncle Sam called me a mean name and it really hurt my feelings.

*que dramatic fight*

Sam: it's not my fault, if you hadn't taken him in as your "child" this wouldn't have happened!

Dean: if you hate him so much you can just leave the bunker. Nobody's keeping you here!

Sam: it's not that I hate him, it's the fact that he's literally Satan himself that you've taken in!

Deano: it's not his fault, blame God.

Sam: *makes an exit*