Here's how to mess with EdgyTeenager_101 in 3 easy steps!

Step 1: have food without her

Also. Those are my ocean jokes. Make one and I'll "sea" to it that you are "seal"ed in a box and "shipped" to Bill Cosby's house.

Step 2: ocean puns

As I said. Mine.

Step 3: dad phrases

Go forth young Padawan.