I had a bad night last night (panic attack, crying, the works) and I was determined to make today a better day. And since I'm all about positive affirmation, I looked into the mirror at the start of the day and said quietly to myself, "today is going to be a GOOD day."

And then my nose started bleeding out of nowhere, so apparently Satan has claimed me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm fine