⚠️TW: liquid shit 🙄🙌🏼

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I finish mixing and open the cup, to pour the donkey steak smoothie into my fancy wine glass.

Now with Tae and Jimin Oppar having turned into donkeys, i can finnally relax. Finally no one bothers me for once. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙌🏼😫😋

They all want me, like, i understand why. Im different...so everyone craves me..😌😌😌😌😉😉😜😜😇😇😋😋💞💞❤️#notlikethoseboringbitches???

I lay down on my 500000€ couch and drink my smoothie. It lowkey tastes like fur, donkey shit and steak meat.
🙄🙄🙄😇😇😇🥰🥰😜❤️😉😉

After I devour the meat smoothie, I slowly feel my stomach growl and hurt. I ignore the pain and try watching Riverdale, but the show sucked so fucking much and my urge to fart got bigger and bigger.😫😫😋😋😋🥩🥩💞💞

So I rush to the bathroom, ready to let go, but suddenly my shrek steak Master appears and whistels into my pretty ears.

„How about you fart into my mouth bibíhgürl..."😏😏😏😌😌😘😘💞💞😜😜💦💦💦💦

I dont see anything wrong with that, so I do what he suggested. I press and squeeze as HARD AS I CAN- 😫😨😳🫢

But instead of a juicy fart, liquid shit comes out and fills his big mouth.
After Im finished he gets up again. He chews a bit and eventually holds his arm up.

„👌🏼, good soup."

Now its my turn to devour Shreks Shit!!! #sohyped #excitedformyfirstshit 😝😝😁

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I dont fucking know what this is dont ask