So I'm in a comedy festival at my school. It's basically some comedic skits and then our improv group Is preforming.

It's now hell.... I mean tech week lol.
So right now we have 3 hour rehearsals and I was like ok... I can do this. Next week rehearsals start at 2:30 and end at 9... so it's gonna be interesting,
So I figured I could make a chapter with some quotes said during rehearsals. There's not much now but I'll post this and add some other parts as things get interesting.
Enjoy

"Is this when I get to clean up the water with my ass rag?"

"AHHH!! THE DIABEETUS"

Cast member who has to try and do CPR on me: I don't know how to do this without touching her boobs...wait....where is your heart located???
Me: the left of your chest
Cast member: oooh I thought it was here (points to the center of her chest in between her boobs)
Directer: just make it really exaggerated
Cast member: (pretends to do CPR on me with an invisible mallet/ax)

Teacher overseeing the show: why is there water all over the floor?
Directer: we did a spit take
Cast member: we did a LOT of spit takes
Me: we should have a splash zone....

"I'LL DO CPR WITH MY ASS RAG!!!!"

Teacher overseeing show: you should add a "George is dead" somewhere in your satanic chants"

(Playing tug o war with a walker)

Ok quick story, the director called us each back individually to give us some notes, but when this one kid went back after a few minutes we here yelling. And then screaming. And then the sounds of something being hit. We all of course know they are joking but it was really funny, especially when they walked out and they were joking around still.

Director: remember the nose touch thing
Cast member: I can't do it that fast, I HAVE to be accurate... I really don't want to kiss him

More to come