Are you tired of normal, tasteless cereal? Try the greater alternative! 

*sings*

"Trumpy-Treats, Trumpy-Treats

For assholes who don't like wheats,

Trumpy-Treats, Trumpy-Treats,

We say it beats Hillary's, so it beats!

Good for you, just eat this,

It's good for you if we say it is!

It's made of the remains of the women Trump kissed,

Wait, we said that? Shoot - we missed!

If this song, isn't catchy, then your head is rigged, you see,

C'mon, this song is weird and lazy, it's written by me!

If Trump likes it, you must like it, or you won't be free,

Instead you'll be in Azkaban, where enemies will be!

Trumpy-Treats, Trumpy-Treats

For assholes who don't like wheats,

Trumpy-Treats, Trumpy-Treats,

We say it beats Hillary's, so it beats!"

- The Shıttiest Song Ever Which Isn't Even Written By Trump But By A Pack Of Monkeys He Just Took The Credit

Song by SunsetWillows

(The Trump Organization does not accept legal or financial responsibility for any food borne illnesses or other physical or psychological ailments acquired through the consumption of Trumpy Treats)