"OH BOY, I CAN ALREADY TELL ITS GOING TO BE GREAT!" the robot announced as confetti flew everywhere. Kara hid behind sans, who was rolling his eyes.

"EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR CONTESTENTS!"

A spotlight appeared over kara. "DEAR, WHATS YOUR NAME?"

"Kara"

The spotlight moved from person to person.

"Abigail"

"Devon"

"Clarence"

"Lucy"

"James"

"Rebecca"

"Mia"

"Naruto uzumaki"

"Sans"

Mettaton paused at sans name, but continued without a hitch.

"NEVER PLAYED BEFORE GORGEOUS? WELL DONT WORRY, ITS SIMPLE! ONLY ONE RULE! ANSWER CORRECTLY..."

The music stopped. Rebecca was shivering. Lucy hugged her, and they all jumped, even sans when mettaton shouted "OR YOU DIE!"

The room darkened even more. Only mettaton was encased in light.

"Let's start easy!" He announced. "What's the prize for answering correctly?"

"More questions?" Kara asked sarcastically, and was subsequently showered in confetti. "CORRECT! NEXT QUESTION: what is the kings full name?"

"Asgore Dreemurr!" Clarence shouted, and mettaton laughed... it was a weird sound. "Indeed! Next, what are robots made of?"

"Metal and magic" sans replied instantly with a bored expression. "That is correct! And the next one"

Mettaton began to speak so fast that they could only catch a few words. As the timer went down, kara stared in horror.... but alphys whispered in her ear "32.058 minutes"

"THIRTY TWO POINT ZERO FIVE EIGHT!" Kara shouted, and mettaton gave the robot equivalent of a gasp. "FANTASTIC! Now, how many flies are in this jar?"

Even alphys seemed stuck. Mettaton snorted as he held up a metal arm. "Wrong!"

Lightning struck them. Kara shrieked and buried her face in sans shoulder,feeling her health drop to half.

"NEXT! In the dating simulator mew Kew kissy cute 2, what is mew favourite food?"

And alphys went out on a rant.

"And... and...." alphys finally pauses. Mettaton stared at her. "Alphys... were you helping the contestents? Well well, you should've told me! I guess I'll spill a secret of yours then! Humans, the next question is.. who does alphys have a crush on?"

Alphys buried her face in her hands. "Uh, undyne?' lucy joked, but mettaton cheered. "CORRECT!" "Are you fucking serious right now?" Clarence sputters, as mettaton started talking about how alphys dreamed about her and whatever.

"Well, next time darlings!" And mettaton was gone.