Here's some things you need to know before you start reading:

- You're a cat (you get to pick the fur type and color)

- You're around Grampa's age, older than 40 but younger than 70

- You were in jail and you met Petey there, great guy. But he kept saying how he'll "Bring down "Dog Man" someday", but you were released from doing your time in jail before he was pardoned. Now you're trying to become better.

Uhhhh I think that's it

Flat Petey

Also this:

This story is meant as a joke. I don't support Z00phil3s. I just wanna make some laughs, lol.