After eating, you threw away your extra garbage and sat down on the couch to watch some television. Grampa was still eating.

You turn the TV on the see.. the news? Well, this might be interesting. The news reporter was talking about the FLEAS and how there were "20,000 of them under the sea." Seemed unreal.

Grampa had finished his food and was setting the plate near the sink (he had wanted to eat on a plate instead of a regular Mcdonalds wrapper). He walked over to the couch and sat in a chair next to it.

"Anything interesting on the news?" He asked, annoyed.

"No, just some random crap. Not even that interesting"

"I see, I see."

It was quiet for a moment, but a comfortable silence. You both sat in the living room, just enjoying each other. You never thought it would end up this way, but you sort of just had a feeling it was meant to be.

"Hey...." He started, getting nervous. You looked over to him confusingly. "I know we don't know eachother well... but... you're really swag"

"Oh my god..." You treasure the compliment. You do something that will change your life and digital footprint forever (my friend is forcing me to finish writing this.)

You go and kiss that old crusty ass man. He's surprised, but doesn't push you away. You both stay there for a moment, relishing this feeling (may god give peace to whoever reads this)

You pull away. You're extremely surprised about this situation. It seems Grampa is, too.

"Oh" he says, confused.

"Sorry"

"Don't apologize, you're so swag and sigma"

You two start kissing some more and live out the rest of your lives together. But grampa soon gets accidentally run over by a guy who gets away with it. You sob but realize it was for the best and stop caring. You then decide to read the Dog Man Dead Petey AU on Wattpad created by dp_dogman_offical. You're life gets so much better and you form an attachment to Sydney. You then forget about Grampa completely and only focus on the calico, treasuring her for the rest of your life. You're officially Sydney Lawson's biggest fan. You die peacefully, holding an image of Sydney in a locket on your death bed. Your life was amazing, beautiful, you are so glad you could live it with the love of this character.

The end.