"For this to be more fun maybe we should get you to guess who our parents are?" Rose suggested, a grin tugging on her features. The 1995 generation nodded and Teddy started.

"As you all know already my name is Edward Remus Lupin or Teddy as I prefer. I'm 22 and currently training to be an auror. I was a Hufflepuff and Head boy while at Hogwarts and I am a metamorphagus. I play a chaser for Quidditch on occasion for the annual Potter, Weasley Quidditch match and am engaged to Victoire Weasley" Teddy finished "and of course you already know who my parents are"

The past nodded and most turned to the next person in the line. Remus and Tonks however locked eyes with their son and a small smile appeared on Teddy's face at the acknowledgement from his parents. While he had long since accepted the fact that they were dead and thought of Harry as his own father it wasn't the same as seeing your parents for who they really were and not just through memories that Harry and others had of them.

"Hello my name is James Sirius and I am 16. I'm a Gryffindor and play chaser like my mum for the team, I'm also the team captain. I'm going into my sixth year at Hogwarts which just means more mischief for Minnie. I'm a member of the Golden Marauders and one of the leaders although I think that Freddie would disagree. I'm one of Minnie's favourites and I have had so many detentions that I have surpassed the number that the Marauders had in my second year and now have a chair dedicated for me in Minnie's office. She's stopped giving me biscuits though which is a bit of a bummer..." James finished with a small bow which made the future generation roll their eyes.

Sirius and Remus looked at the boy with a strange look as if they were lost in their memories, James did really remind them of their old friend. The rest of the room stared at him in shock while McGonagall looked like she was about to faint at any moment and Fred and George had matching smirks on their faces at the prospect of another prankster joining their household at some point in the future. "I'm not retired yet?" McGonagall whispered,

"Nope far from it Minnie, your headmistress. I've lost count of the amount of howlers I've received from mum although none of them did quite reach the level of the one when she yelled at me for blowing up the girls' toilets and sending one of the lids home to my little sister as a souvenir" James laughed. The Weasley twins burst out laughing as well as Sirius and Remus.

"Why didn't we do that Moony?" Sirius asked his friend.

"I think Lily talked James out of it and then you didn't want to do it as much since James wasn't doing it with you anymore" Remus said.

"Forge we need to do that when we go back this year" Gred told his twin.

"I agree Gred" Forge answered before they both ducked as Mrs Weasley tried to hit them with her teatowel.

"You will do no such thing!"

"But mum..." they whined together.

Hermione was looking at James with calculating eyes as she tried to figure out who's kid James belonged to.

"I think I know who your parents are" she finally said making everyone look at her. "Harry is your dad that much is obvious but your mum... I think it's Ginny" The Weasley boys looked set to kill and Ginny and Harry both flushed. Harry had been seeing Ginny a little differently but he didn't act on it since she was his best friend's sister. Ginny however had been trying to forget her feelings for the boy-who-lived, believing that he didn't harbour any feelings and saw her as nothing more than his best friend's sister.

"Right you are" James grinned "hello mum, must say dad was right when he said that you were a looker. Shame you're not like that anymore, got too many grey hairs"

"Oy!" Ginny glared while James laughed along with some of the future generation and most of the older but the glare Ginny struck them with made everyone sober up pretty quickly.

"You knocked up my sister?!" Ron yelled in outrage, a look of shock on his face. Harry paled as all the Weasley boys turned to glare at him and he gulped. Rose seemed to pale as her father yelled and Scorpius gave her a small smile, squeezing her hand in comfort.

"Well done Harry, and if that little one on your lap is any indication I take it that you do it more than once" Sirius grinned, the Weasley boys only seemed to glare at him further and Bill even looked like he was about to make a move when Mrs Weasley whacked all of her boys over the head with a tea towel.

"Oh shush all of you, wouldn't you rather it be Harry than some other boy. Besides look at it this way, at least he's finally become part of the family"

"Right you are Molly. Well done Harry and Ginny" Mr Weasley agreed.

"It runs in the family Moony I'm telling you, Prongs' mum was a redhead so was Lily and now Harry with Ginny" Sirius whispered to Remus.

"I think you're right Padfoot" Remus agreed before turning back to the introductions.

Astra was next and she shared a look with James who understood what she was trying to say. Draco wasn't liked by anyone but her mum right now and by her introducing herself, she would reveal their relationship and most likely be kicked out of the house. "I think that the rest of the Potters should go next since out parents are revealed and the blondes last since they'll be the biggest surprise" James suggested.

It made Astra smile at how caring he was. Teddy realising what James was doing agreed and Albus stepped forward. He looked like an almost exact replica of Harry and it made the older generation's eyes widen as they stared at who could have been Harry's twin.

"Three times?! You knocked up my sister three times?!"

"Hello, my name is Albus" Albus seemed to hesitate as he said the rest of his name "Albus Severus Potter"

Chaos. It was absolute chaos as everyone was shouting over the top of each other. Snape seemed to be too stunned to speak. Potter named his spawn after him? Then the realisation hit, he probably knew everything. Sirius was admonishing Harry for naming his son after 'Snivellus' as he put it saying that James would be rolling over in his grave and Remus was just looking at Albus with nothing but shock apparent on his features. Ron was asking Harry if he was drunk when he named his kid and it seemed that the chaos was too much for Rose since she snatched Mrs Weasley's tea towel off of her and started whacking all the past's heads.

"Would" whack "you" whack "shut" whack "up" whack "the future is different you dimwhits and Uncle Harry has a good reason to name Albus after Professor Snape" Rose said. Her glare was fierce and it made people gulp. "Besides, Aunt Ginny agreed but I think it was because she knew that Professor Snape would probably faint if he knew that Uncle Harry had named his son after him"

Ginny laughed and nodded along "probably"

"Right... carry on then Al" Rose nodded to her cousin who grinned.

"If that's your reaction to my name I can't wait to see your reaction to my house" he grinned "I'm 14 and a proud Slytherin" A thud is heard and people turn to see Snape on the floor, pale as a sheet. Ron snorted at the sight along with Sirius, the twins and most of the Order. Remus was trying to fight a smile and Harry was still too stunned to even speak.

"Wait... did you say Slytherin?" Fred asked

"Yes I did" Albus nodded smiling at his uncle.

"A Potter? In Slytherin?" Ron asked "are you sure that you're a real Potter?"

"He is. Besides Dad was almost sorted into Slytherin so shut up mate" James defended, he never really liked Ron on the best of days but he hated how Ron was treating his little brother. James was an easy going guy but if you started to bully one of his siblings he will stop at nothing to defend them. It was something that Astra loved, his devotion to family.

"I'm a seeker, I was put on the team in first year like dad. I love reading and potions and scaring my dad with pigeons" Albus finished. The past looked confused and turned to Harry while the future generation laughed at the last part.

"What? Pigeons are creepy okay?" Harry shrugged with a small smile.

"Wait..." Ginny started "so you'll happily fight You-Know-Who, you'll walk into the Forbidden Forest and go into the Chamber of Secrets but you're scared of a pigeon?"

Harry nodded at his future wife and seemed to become entranced as she began laughing.

"Me next!" Lily stated, standing up and moving over to the rest of her siblings "my name is Lily Luna Potter and I am 10" (A/N: I know that she is actually 12 at this time but I wanted to age her down in this) "I don't go to Hogwarts yet but daddy says that he thinks that I'll either be a Hufflepuff or a Gryffindor. He has a bet going with mummy who thinks that I'll be a Ravenclaw. I want to be Hufflepuff like Teddy though. I enjoy reading, playing Quidditch (I play chaser like mummy) and I'm an honorary member of the Golden Marauders"

Sirius grinned at that.

"Alright my turn" Rose said, stepping forward "my name is Rose Lavender Weasley and I'm 14. I'm a Gryffindor like my father and best friends with Scorpius and Albus. I'm a keeper for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team and excel in all my classes apart from divination but nobody needs that subject anyway. I love to play Quidditch with my family at the annual game, playing around with muggle devices with Grandpa and baking with Grandma. I also like to go on walks around the Black Lake at Hogwarts" she finished and everyone looked at her.

"Okay so you're a Weasley that much was obvious with the hair so it's got to be one of the boys" Tonks stated looking at Rose and then back to the Weasley boys. She took a closer look at Rose and then back at the boys and grinned "is it Ron? Is he your dad?"

Rose looked at the younger version of her father and seemed to pale only slightly. It was almost unnoticeable only Hermione and Scorpius noticed it as well as Albus. Scorpius stepped forward and took Rose's hand again, giving her a reassuring smile as she turned back to the older generation. Most seemed slightly confused at the interaction between Scorpius and Rose but didn't mention it as Rose nodded in confirmation to Tonk's suggestion.

"So Hermione is your mum then?" Mrs Weasley asked and Rose laughed.

"No. Hermione actually has standards" Rose answered, Ron looked offended.

"Hey! I'm your dad you can't talk to me like that" Ron cried.

"I can and I will. You haven't been a father to me since I was 7" Rose stated before turning back to the rest of the generation to see if they could figure it out.

"Lavender Brown?" Hermione asked having seen the way that her fellow Gryffindor stared at Ron when she thought that nobody was looking. Rose only shook her head.

There were a few more suggestions:

"Padma Patil?"

"Cho Chang?"

"A muggle?"

When people seemed to be giving up Rose asked if they wanted her to just tell them and most people nodded.

"Astoria Greengrass" Rose said, everyone's jaws dropped.

"What?" Harry asked, unsure if he had heard right "how?"

"A drunk one night stand. Mum died in childbirth, not that father cared she was only a Slytherin who carried his child. He never really raised me it was mostly you and Aunt Ginny as well as Grandma and Grandpa and occasionally Uncle George and Aunt Angelina" Rose explained. Mrs Weasley walked up to Ron and actually slapped him.

"You got some helpless girl pregnant and then didn't even care when she died. You didn't even raise your child?! Where did we go wrong Ronald Weasley?! I-I-I-" Mrs Weasley didn't even seem to know how to act.

"I hope you know Ron that we will be having some serious words later as well as the fact that you'll be cleaning a whole floor of this house by yourself without magic" Mr Weasley said looking grave. Ron nodded still in shock at the fact that his own mother had just slapped him.

"Alright go on then you two it's your turn" Mrs Weasley smiled sweetly at the last two people left. Astra shared a look with James before turning to Scorpius. "Mum did start dating dad by now right?"

"Yeah, they got together after the Yule Ball but had to keep it on the down low because of how her friends would react didn't she say?" Scorpius nodded.

"Yeah, and because of what dad's dad would do if he found out" Astra agreed. She turned to everyone else. "Okay, so before we introduce ourselves can we just say that dad changes? He has changed for a while and everything that he said and did he was forced to because of what his father would do to him if he didn't?"

Everyone nodded and then Scorpius seemed to get an idea. "Hey Astra? Shall we make this a bit interesting and get Kreacher to go and get dad?"

Astra seemed to transform as a smirk that looked remarkably like a Malfoy smirk appeared on her face and James grinned in the background rubbing his hands together "this should be good" Astra nodded in agreement to both James' statement and Scorpius' suggestion.

"Kreacher!" she called and the house elf appeared looking up at the young girl. She leaned in close and whispered her instructions into his ear. The house elf nodded and disapparated. "He should be back in a minute, he's only gone to get dad"

"While we wait, we should probably give you a bit of background on our parents" Scorpius started "because you wouldn't guess who our mum was otherwise."