Hello, everyone! I'm sure everyone reading this has read my uncle's sad tale of the Baudelaire orphans- but I hope you have not, because if you have, you have probably shed many tears. If you haven't, I suggest you exit the library or book store you are in and burn the book- though it is a sad sight, it is better than weeping for 4 days after finishing each chapter.

I have not only stepped up to the plate- an expression which here means, "to move into a position where one is is ready to do a task," instead of, "stepping up to home plate and swinging with a club at a small object in order to score a point," because I have always wanted to be a writer, but because Uncle Lemony is currently in the hospital with two broken wrists and a fractured leg, and has asked me to finish the tale he started. But he has dictated a note to me to include here- not to long, so as to fall into the hands of our enemies, but not to short that you would not understand-

Dear Reader,

I have bestowed the tale to my young niece, in hopes she will continue the woeful tale of the Baudelaire orphans. But, I also hope at the same time, that no one will read the sad tale, since neither of us wish to make everyone cry, as a large number of people crying all over the world at the same time can be extremely depressing

So I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, The Raving Reactions.