I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS INTO A LEGIT BOOK

"I'm thinking of making potato cakes today." Said the chef " No you will not kill us to make lame cakes!" Said the potato King. "W..who was that!? Blah..." " not today" said the potato King as he shot the chef with a potato-launcher. After the chef's death of potatoes the potato King took over the world and the human race was replaced with potatoes.then the world exploded into 8000,000,000,000,000 potatoes. "Well we shall now take over the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!" Said the potato King to his army and he did screaming WOLOWOLOLOLOLO the potato King took over almost the entire universe until he reached planet banana with the help of watermelon clan they took over planet banana. Hearing shrieks and screams you could see the potato and banana juice splashing the watermelons were coming in jets to kill all bananas but the bananas surrendered and all as one they took over the universe.
THE END

Thanks Grace, my friend for making me a potato's slave I really appreciate it.
#help meh #being a potato's slave sucks