"A message to Benedict Arnold. No matter how hard you try to be, here's what they think about you!"

*answering machine messages*

Female caller 1: " Hello? I was at celebreality.... and I was wondering how that punk Ice Cube got his ass beat by ATL!"

*beep*

Male caller 1: "Yo! That nigga was sayin' he from Compton, he ain't from Compton. He from a planet called: 'Punk!' It is full of pussy protein and pearl tounge."

*beep*

Female caller 2: "All I wanna know is why y'all let his punk-ass in the group in the first place, when you knew what kinda bitch he was?"

*beep*

Male caller 2: "Yeah, I was in the New Music Seminar in New York! And I watched that punk muthafucka run... while the rest of his homeboys got they ass beat!"

*beep*

Female caller 3: "Hello? I'm callin' to say since Ice Cube was suckin' so much New York dick... Can he come and eat some of this Chicago pussy?"

*beep*

Men: "I smell" *sniffs* "PUSSY!"

*beep*

"Yeah nigga when we see yo ass we gon' cut your hair off and fuck you with a broomstick!"

*beep*

"Think about it, punk muthafucka!"