Hisoka's father growled slightly.

"You're both evil." He stated.

"Why?" Hisoka's mother said innocently.

"Stop discussing plans in Spanish! You know I'm still learning!" He shouted.

The two woman just smirked.

"Anyways.... The Sports Festival is around the corner, and-"

"I'll be there." Hisoka's mother instantly said.

"Unfortunately, I have.... Plans." Her father said after a moment.

"Dad!" Hisoka whined.

"I can't cancel work, you know that."

.

Finally, the day came. Hisoka grinned, standing in a large room with the other students. A few minutes before she went out, she could feel someone watching her.

"Chihara, a word?" Todoroki asked.

Hisoka pulled him to the side, raising an eyebrow.

"You honestly strike me as suspicious." He stated. "You just suddenly show up as an extra student one day after breaking into UA. I can't trust that."

"Where are you going with this?"

".... You're hiding something. I don't know what, but I intend to find out. Otherwise.... I consider you a threat." Todoroki said simply.

Hisoka frowned, clenching her fists.

"Don't do that." She warned.

"Is that's threat, Hisoka?" Shoto growled, glaring at her.

"Do you want it to be, ¿chico rico? (rich boy?)" Hisoka snarled back.

A moment later, Iida came between them, saying "Ah! There you two are!" Oblivious to the tension, he said "Come on, it's time to move out!"

Todoroki stepped back, walking away form her. Hisoka let out a sigh of relief, following Iida back to the rest of her class.

That made five times he's gotten in the way of something.... At least she no longer wants to stab him.

.

"Get off my foot!" Hisoka hissed.

She officially hates Midnight a little more. Especially because of the first obstacle, which, in Hisoka's words, is: 'A hallway that's tighter than a woman.'

Iida ran along the wall, dragging her behind him, saying "I've got you!"

He put her down, Hisoka letting out a sigh. She looked at him, grinning.

"Do me a favor?"

"Yes?"

She smirked.

"How fast can you run while carrying someone?" Hisoka asked.

Aizawa suddenly got a shiver down his spine, Yamada glancing at him in concern.

"You okay?" The blonde announcer asked.

"One of my students, Chihara specifically, is about to do something. I can feel it." He responded, searching the crowd for his student.

Meanwhile, Hisoka was wrapping her blood around Iida's engines.

"This is insane...." He stated, picking her up bridal style.

"So am I!" Hisoka responded. "Come on, I'm just.... Giving your quirk a small boost using mine! And hey, if it works, you get all the credit!"

Iida sighed. Her glanced down at the red that had been manipulated around his engines, taking a deep breath.

"Hold on, and keep your mouth closed...." He said. "I don't want you to accidentally swallow your tongue."

He fired up his engines, scarlet flames coming from them.... And then he shot off. Hisoka screamed, laughing excitedly. Iida himself started to grin, adjusting his glasses as he rushed off. Before long, he was side by side to Todoroki, the half and half boy narrowing his eyes.

"You can't do that." He shouted.

"Fuck you!" Hisoka shouted.

"Also, the rules never said you couldn't work with another student!" Iida yelled out, before racing ahead of him.

That's when he saw several giant robots, going pale.

"Crap-"

"Go faster!" Hisoka ordered.

"Have you lost your mind?! We'd crash!"

"That's if we run at it! Not if we run up it!"

Iida took a deep breath, Hisoka adding more blood to his engines as he ran forward. He shut his eyes, bracing himself.... And then he heard thuds. He looked down, his eyes widening as he ran up the side of the robot.

"Woohoo!" Hisoka shouted.

And then, of course, Shoto (that bitch) Todoroki decided to freeze all the machines.

"Um, Iida...."

"Yes, Hisoka?" Iida said, now stuck to the top of one of the robots.

".... I don't like this." Hisoka mumbled.

Then, they started tilting.

"Shit." Hisoka muttered.

The robot they were on top of started going down.

"Shit!" Hisoka repeated, creating a sword of blood, slashing at the ice surrounding Iida's feet.

They started falling, the ground getting closer.

"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Hisoka yelled.

At the last second, Iida was freed, the teen grabbing Hisoka and jumping to avoid the crash.

"Haha.... Oh.... Oh gods...." Iida panted. He gazed at Hisoka, seeing how pale she looked, saying "Are you okay?"

"Haha.... I'm just gonna.... Take a small nap."

"HUH?!"

Hisoka proceeded to pass out, leaving the boy conflicted. On one hand, he could leave her to fend for herself.... But.... He wouldn't have gotten this far so soon without her help.... Damn you, Tensei! Why did you make him such a nice person?!

"Damn it." He muttered, throwing her on his shoulder.

Before long, Iida made it to "The Fall" as Present Mic had called it, panicking slightly. How was he- oh. Yes, that would work nicely.

"Uraraka!" He shouted, running over to her. "I need you to make Hisoka weightless!"

Iida removed his shirt, wrapping Hisoka's wrist with it, running through the challenge as she floated behind him like a balloon.

A very stabby balloon.

"MINES?! WHY DID THEY PUT MINES?!" Iida shrieked.

He quickly ran through them, letting out a sigh of relief.

"Haha! No problem for- wait, where's Chihara?"

He turned around, his heart dropping as she slowly floated down.... Right onto one of the landmines. He quickly ran in, grabbing her.

"That was close.... Wait."

He paused. He looked down. Mines.

*Five minutes later....*

Hisoka woke up to warmth. She smiled, leaning into the heartbeat of- wait, heartbeat?!

"Ah! You're awake!... May I have my shirt back?"

She woke up to being held against the chest of a shirtless Tenya Iida, the boy covered in soot and a wisp of smoke coming from his hair. She immediately released him, blushing furiously.

"You fell unconscious! And I couldn't just leave after you helped me, and um...." Iida stuttered, also appearing flustered.

She shoved his shirt at him, clearing her throat.

"Iida?" She said, avoiding his gaze.

"Yes, Chihara?" He says, quickly putting on the shirt.

"Let's.... Never mention this again." She said quickly.

"Agreed." He mumbled, quietly enough so only she could hear.

*Skipping the Cavalry Battle because I'm a lazy fuck~*

Hisoka sighed, stepping out into the arena.

Six. Six times, Tenya Iida has gotten in her way now. When was six? When she looked across the arena to see him with a confident look on his face.

"BEGIN!"

Hisoka was fast, dodging the kick from Iida, only to grab his leg and slam him into the ground. She bit into her hand, the blood forming a sword.

"You're fast!" Iida commented, stepping out of the way of the first swing.

"You're smart." She responded.

She swung her hand, throwing knives made of blood launching towards him. The boy ran out of their way, only to have a sword at his throat.

"Checkmate." Hisoka smirked.

Iida took a deep breath.... And stomped on her foot.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Hisoka shrieked.

He took the opportunity to grab her, pushing her out of bounds with his quirk.

"Hisoka Chihara is out of bounds! Tenya Iida is the winner!" Midnight announced.

"You fuck face!" She hissed, before giving him a smile. "You... You didn't play fair. That's not very heroic!"

"Yes, well...." He trailed off. ".... I learned it from a friend."

Hisoka grinned.

Friends.... Yeah. That sounded nice.