Disclaimer: video was found on youtube. (I dont know the artist sorry)

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Prompt: A blob that is a scientist

"Just do it already! What could go wrong anyway?" That was me to my friend, a few days ago. More specifically, 3 days ago. And now- well now I'm a few inches tall, don't have any arms or legs but and I quote: You are still you. But blob. And blob means cute.

And there's the problem: I'm blob. The whole fiasco with "Only when you're a blob you're cute" as my friend indirectly said it, we're skipping for now. Basically, our little experiment, where nothing could go wrong *cough*, ended up turning me into a fucking. blob. Well on the other side, it's kind of funny cause since I'm just a few inches tall now, all my co-workers and friends have to help me. So, I'm kind of a majesty, bossing everyone around currently which, not gonna lie, is a quiet nice feeling.

I think you may be wondering how we ended up here. So let me explain. *I huffed* Okay so it was Tuesday...I think. Wait- yeah no it was Tuesday. Me and my scientist team were experimenting on a relict that was found several months ago. It took us a while, but we finally got the permission to investigate it. And our experiments were working well. We tried some things on objects and even insects and mice. Don't worry its nothing bad. It was more like "Does it take or react in any form to electricity?" or "How do animals and insects react to it when they touch it?" "Does anything happen when we throw something against it?" This stuff. *Under breath* Yes, we got a bit carried away. *Clears throat. huffs* Anyways - It was working so well that we decided to test it on a human as well. And yeah, that's where it started going south. Since I lost the last bet we did, I had to be the first human-test-subject. And since I thought Hey what could possibly go wrong? I agreed.

Big mistake. Big, big mistake.

So yeah, I got into the room where we were experimenting and we started to do the usual: Checking heartrate, and temperature. If I move or touch it, changes or happens anything? No. It doesn't.

It was going okay but yeah- then we started to have fun on the experiments. We ended up electro shocking me for a second while I was touching the object and yeah... I can't really remember what exactly happened but only that it got white for a moment and then I was small. It never happened before. Not even once and still... here I was- a blob. I wasn't naked though. I don't know if that's some sort of clothing, but - if u would listen to my mates, they would tell you that I look and feel like a marshmallow. A marshmallow. Are you serious?! And to my bad luck, as usual, yes, they were right. *sighs* Anyways I'm still functional. I have my whole knowledge and memories. I can speak normal and everything. The only thing that changed is my hight and that I don't have arms nor legs. Which is a bit frustrating.

But enough for that. We are currently searching for a way to bring me back to human but haven't found anything yet. Let's just say I'm a scientist but blob. Lol *huffs again*.

Anyways- today is Friday the ##.##. I have been a blob for 3 days but nothing has changed. I'm the leader of the scientist team; Smiley face and my name is Jessica. Report out.