Me: *sees my OTPS acting all cute towards each other* AWWWW!!! SHIP SHIP SHIP!!! IMMA HAVE A FANGIRL HEART ATTACK!!!

Me: *sees real people doing the exact same thing as my OTPS* EWWWW!!! Gross! I'm gonna barf! Have you decency?! Now I'm gonna have to sanitize my eyes!!!

You guys see where I'm going through? 😁 Who else is with me?