Okay let me start this out calmly.

WHEN ARE THEY EVER GOING TO FIGURE OUT EACH OTHER'S IDENTITY!!!??? I mean come on!

Marinette, who else has BLONDE HAIR, GREEN EYES, AND IS ALLERGIC TO FEATHERS????!!!! IT'S ADRIEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Don't make me start on you, ADRIEN!!! WHEN ARE YOU EVER GOING TO REALIZE THAT MARINETTE IS ACTUALLY LADYBUG!!!??? I mean, who else in all of Paris has blue hair, bluebell eyes, has the EXACT same height as Ladybug and DEFINITELY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LADYBUG???!!!

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I...I need calm down for a moment. I swear. One day when they find out each others identity, they're gonna stay frozen in both shock and sudden realization.

My gosh..😭😭. When will you guys know each others identities so that the very stupidly complicated Miraculous Love Square would set sail?

Sincerely,
A very desperate, hardcore fangirl shipper