Flight Lessons

Iremacht: POLDARA, PUT ME DOWN!!!

Poldara: Aw come on Iremacht, it's not that bad, if you relax you might enjoy it.

Iremacht: Easy for you to say, you have wings, I don't, so put me down before you drop me.

Poldara: Well if you'd stop squirming, I wouldn't drop you (proceeds to pretend to drop him)

Iremacht: AAAAHHHHH, DON'T DO THAT YOU BITCH!!!! >:C

Poldara: (snickering) hey now, there is no need to say such things

Iremacht: SHUT UP!!!!!

I had way too much fun writing this :)