"Urgggghhhh..." A low moan echoed throughout the dark lab as the door opened, and Szayl Aporro staggered through, blood dripping from his body. "Damn that woman.. damn.."

The eigth Espada staggered over to a computer monitor and pressed a buzzer. "CHARLOTTE!!"

In an instant, Charlotte Wonderzayne flashed into view. "Master Szayl Aporro.. I'm sorry, my healing from my fight with Fairy Tail took longer then I thought.."

"Enough of that.." said Szayl Aporro. "Give me injection number 4781."

Charlotte bowed and flashed away, she then flashed back and held out a syringe with a round silver surface. "It's here.."

Szayl Aporro took the syringe as his Ressureccion form dissapated away and he returned to his normal form. He stabbed it into his side, and he began groaning as his wounds all instantly healed.

Szayl Aporro finally stood back up and sighed. "Ahhhhhh..... there we go.... hmph.. what a waste of good medicine.. to think that those two imperfect girls would drive me to such a brink... and I had to sacrifice a 3rd of my labs just to attempt to kill them...what a developement.. so Demon Takeover magic actually counts hollow abilities.. that will be quite a thing to study there.."

"M-Master Mayuri.." said Charlotte aprehensively. "Th-there's an issue that I've been trying to contact you about.. it's about the Sisters.."

"Yes yes.." said Szayl Aporro. "The 2 that I drugged 2 hours ago.. how are they reacting to the symptoms?"

"There were plenty of pain reactions as hypothesized.." said Charlotte. "But that's not the problem.. it's.. th-they escaped.."

"WHAT!?" Szayl Aporro growled, a furious glow in his eyes.

"3 of them." said Charlotte. "The ones called Last Order and MISAKA number 10032.. they.. they somehow managed to somehow get out.. and they took the non clone with them.. Lucy Misaka. the test subjects then rescued the drugged clones we had locked in the main lab.."

Szayl Aporro's eye twitched for a minute.. then.. he started laughing. "Heheheheheh.. HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"M-Master!?" Charlotte said with a bewildered feeling rising in her throat.

"They think they can escape me hmm?" said Szayl Aporro. "Well then.. I'll have to punish them for their insolence.. punish them real well.. and I know just how to do that.. hehehehe.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh.. this is just the sort of respite I need!!"

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"I-it hurts.. M-Misaka says.. through her tears of pain... i-it hurts.."

Imouto was supporting one of the Sisters that she, along with Last Order and Little Lucy, had rescued from the main part of the lab..

Little Lucy and Last Order were trying the best they could to support the 2nd Sister.. but were having a slightly tough time given their small bodies.. and therefore ended up dragging the second sister more then carry her..

The two Sisters each wore a hospital gown.. and through the gown, scars and inciscions could be seen... put in areas precisely inflict more pain..

"Misaka needs to hold on, says Misaka to her sisters as Misaka thinks about what to do.." said Imouto. "Yet right now Misaka needs a plan.. how should Misaka proceed if that strange man were to find us, wonders Misaka worriedly.."

"Mimmi said those Arrancar thingys sense spiritual pressure.. and that we don't have spiritual pressure." said Little L. "So we're invisible right now!"

"Little Sister is smart..says Misaka in an impressed tone." said Imouto. "Yes.. that would make Misaka undetectable to those Arrancars.." 

"A-all M-Misaka feels is pain.." said one of the Sisters.

"Misaka Misaka is scared.." murmured Last Order.. not at all being her usual cheerful self. "Misaka Misaka wants to go home..."

Imouto looked around until she saw a secluded corner where it would be good to rest. "Come.. says Misaka with what she hopes is a soothing tone.. we will rest for now.."

The Sisters all settled themselves down in the corner, while Imouto put a comforting arm around Little L who was shivering with terrible fear.

"I-I'm not scared.." Little Lucy told Imouto. "Mimmi wouldn't be scared.. so I won't either.. cause both me and Mimmi.. have Thundaarix for a mommy... a-and m-mommy wouldn't be scared either.."

Imouto couldn't help but admire how strong Little Sister was. She had never personally watched Lucy Misaka grow up.. due to the fact that when Last Order somehow followed Accelerator to Soul Society, and the dimensional current was swayed, all the Sisters had gone into some sort of ageless coma..300 of the Sisters still hadn't woken up yet.. still reeling from the dimensional and temporal shock in the MISAKA Network..

Even so.. Imouto wished that she could have watched this one grow up.

There was a soft mewing sound and the little black cat that belonged to Imouto peeked it's head out of her shirt collar curiously, as if to say. "What's this? Where's the fish gone to?"

"Shhh.." said Imouto to the little kitty. "We musn't be found, says Misaka as she tries to remain as silent as possible.."

"Too late for that! Cause if this were Hide and Go Seek, I'd have said, FOUND YA!! And thrown a pie in your face, buttocks and under your shirts!!"

The group nearly jumped 10 feet in the air out of shock as Twilight Prankster stepped out.

He was wearing a golf hat over his harlequinn costume and had a golf club in his hand.. "I was just lookin' for the 18th hole.. WAIT THERE IT IS!!"

Twilight Prankster produced a golf ball out of nowhere and whacked it with his club, letting the ball smack into one of the walls and make a hole.

"If ya can't find a hole! Make a hole!" said Twilight Prankster Jovially. "That's what she said!!! HAAAHAAA!!!"

"You're the weird clown guy.." said Little Lucy.

"And you, are one really cute little thing that should be seen around the world holding an oversized bunny!" said Twilight Prankster. "Cause I'd pay to see that!!"

"What is the strange clown doing here? Misaka wonders.." Imouto murmured.

"Well isn't it obvious?" said Twilight Prankster with a thumbs up. "I'm here to tip the scales of course!!"

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Later, the Sisters were running through the halls, panting heavily as they desperately tried to reach the exit. However, just as they turned a bend in a hall, Szal Aporro seemed to shift out of a hidden compartment in the wall.

"HA!" said Szayl Aporro. "You didn't really think I wouldn't have surveilance systems set up all around here did you!?"

Szayl Aporro waited for the puny insects to start shivering in fear... but it never came.. instead... they exploded into confetti.

Szayl Aporro watched, dumbstruck, as the confetti blew around him. "Fakes!?"

"Aye matey! It seems yar lost yar quarry to the wide expanse of the sea yar did! ARRRR!!!"

Twilight Prankster appeared, moving down the hallway in a levitating rowboat, a Pirate Hat on his head as he dumped beer on his mask. "But ye only explanation be, that somebody pirated them off before ye did! AARRRRRR!!!!"

"Who.. are you?" Szayl Aporro said with just the faintest hint of complete fury in his voice.

"Why ARRRR!!! isn't it obvious ya dog!! I be the ruler of the seas himself!! CAPTAIN TWILIGHT PRANKSTER AT YOUR SERVICE!!! ARRRRRR!!!! HAVE A FISH!!!"

Twilight Prankster took out a giant fish and slapped against Szayl Aporro's face with a giant "WHACK!!"

Szayl Aporro sighed and wiped the fish slime off his face. "I see.. you must be one of those kinds of imperfect weirdos.. well then, you can keep doing.. well.. whatever stupid thing you are doing.. I'm going to do something productive for my research.."

Szayl Aporro made to turn away, but before he could Twilight Prankster jumped in his way.

"HOLD IT HOLD IT!!" Twilight Prankster threw his hat away and made wild gestures. "Are you... saying that you're some kind of doctor? Doing a bunch of research and all that?"

"Well.. yes.. but I have no interest in you.."

"Would you happen to be Szayl Aporro Granz?"

Szayl Aporro's eyes narrowed. "Why.. yes.."

Twilight Prankster began jumping around jubiantly. "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU JUST WON A SPECTACULAR PRIZE!!!"

Szayl Aporro rolled his eyes. "And just what might this 'prize' be?"

"Your head on a platter.." Growled Twilight Prankster in an ominous voice as he suddenly pulled a ginormous axe out of nowhere and swung it at Szayl Aporro.

Szayl Aporro used his Sonido to flash out of the way just in time as the axe smashed into the ground near him. "WHAT!? What the hell are you?!"

Twilight Prankster chuckled ominously. "I'm the guy who comes in for the reckoning.. when he hears a certain bad, bad, bad, doctor has been doing bad bad things to his patients... my my... when I saw the scars on those two Sisters, I thought.. 'HEY! This must be some sort of joke! Certainly I'm looking at some sort of Halloween costume! No way those scars could be real!' But then.. I realized something.."

"What?"

Twilight Prankster's body began to glow with power as the entire area began to shake with a godly reckoning. "It ain't Halloween... IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!"

Twilight Prankster raised his hand to the air and out of a swirling vortex, a ginormous 40 ft tall turkey with blood red eyes, giant clawed legs, and rows of razor sharp teeth jumped out and charged at Szayl Aporro with a vicious "CRAW CRAWWWWWW!!!!!"

"WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!" Szayl Aporro screamed as the Turkey nabbed him up and swallowed him.

"Wait a second.." Twilight Prankster muttered. "Isn't today Friday? Which means Thanksgiving was yesterday.."

Suddenly the turkey gave a pained cry and fell to the floor, dead, as Szayl Aporro burst out of it's stomach in his ressureccion form. "WHY YOU IMPERFECT LITTLE-!!"

"That means I should be preparing for Christmas!!!" Twilight Prankster exclaimed as he snapped his fingers.

Out of another swirling vortex, a ginormous ogre-like monster with green skin, a red coat, white beard and red hat with a white puff ball on top burst into being, roaring. "HO HO HO!!!!"

The monster Santa fell on top of Szayl Aporro with it's massive fat body, pinning the Espada to the floor.

"Actually meant to summon the Krampus there, but evil Santa works just fine!!" said Twilight Prankster holding a thumbs up.

There was suddenly a tremendous Gran Rey Cero, and the giant monster Santa was blasted to smithereens.

Szayl Aporro rose from the rubble, positively laughing as his branches grew out of his back and began extending towards Twilight Prankster. "You freaking.. whatever you are... you think that this is enough to defeat me? If this your best serious effort.. then you're out of luck.."

"Best.. serious... effort?" Twilight Prankster whispered as his head creaked to the side. "Reeeeeaaaaaaallly? You think this is me, being serious? Trust me Freaky Oversexual Guy.... you havn't begun to see... serious."

Twilight Prankster took out a red marker and drew two lines on either end of the smiley face of his mask. "So... Batman, ever wonder how I got these scars?.....no? Me niether!!"

Szayl Aporro laughed. "I don't know exactly what you are.. but if you truly aren't being serious against me, that truly is an insult.. I'LL PUNISH YOU FOR THAT!!!"

The branches managed to touch Twilight Prankster, and before long, Szayl Aporro was holding a little chibi doll version of the harlequinn in his hand.

"NOW!!" said Szayl Aporro unscrewing the doll's head, and pulling out several organs and crushing them. "DIE!!"

Twilight Prankster's body let out a number of cracks and pops.. but the harlequinn just stood there.. like nothing was happening..

"Teeheehee!!" said Twilight Prankster. "That tickles.."

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST-!!!??" Szayl Aporro screamed as he continuosly crushed and stomped on all the internal organs of the doll.

Twilight Prankster's body continued to make popping and breaking sounds timed with the breaking of the doll's organs, but all he did was chuckle as if he was enjoying a light tickling sensation. "Teeheeheeheeheee!! Oh my! Stop it! You're two funny!!! Teeheeheeheeheehee!!"

"What is with this fool!!?" Szayl Aporro said with bewilderment. "Don't tell me.. YOU REPLACED YOUR ORGANS WITH FAKES!?"

"Wha!?" said Twilight Prankster. "Don't be ridiculous!! The thing is.. you're not really breaking my organs!! Try taking another look at the little things you're breaking!"

Szayl Aporro looked at the little structures inside the doll.. and rather then the labels of organs in spanish.. there were other names.. Grand Piano, Grandfather Clock, Beejees Album, Russian Poker winnings, Mikoto Misaka's panties, Fully Loaded Baked Potatoe..

"Wh-what is all of this!!?" Szayl Aporro said as his eye began to twitched and his mouth dropped open with horrified disgust. "WHAT IS ALL OF THIS!?"

"I'm a Gaurdian Class Numensapien buddy!!" Twilight Prankster said with a wild laugh. "My class of Numensapien don't HAVE internal organs!! We're comprised of twisting power, reitsu, magic, and other unexplainable anomalies! It's thanks to that, that I can actually keep all my stuff in my body like a neverending storage locker!"

"Th-that's impossible!"

"Oh no! It's true!" said Twilight Prankster. "Wanna see the Grand Piano you just broke!?"

Twilight Prankster snapped his fingers and a large piano that was cracked down the middle fell right on top of Szayl Aporro.

Szayl Aporro furiously tore the wreckage aside and fired a Gran Rey Cero at Twilight Prankster.

Twilight Prankster laughed deliriously and snapped a finger again. Immediately the blast turned away from Prankster and blasted itself back into Szayl Aporro with a large boom.

"Sorry!" Twilight Prankster. "Didn't know where you wanted me to put that.. so I sent it back by return mail! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Szayl Aporro coughed up blood as he staggered out of the dust, blood dripping down his chin. "You.. are a Numensapien.. that explains it.. hehehehe.. I always wanted to see.. how a Numensapien works...I get it, you're a Gaudian class Numensapien..."

"Yep!" said Twilight Prankster. "Good ol' Ikkari is a beast class, Amor is a humanoid class, Diablo is an Angel and Demon class, and me, Nichts, and good ol' Temporum are Gaurdian class!!"

"That means.." said Szayl Aporro. "That Twilight Prankster isn't your true name.. that in fact.. over thousands of years.. you've probably gone by several names..."

"Well...the only name I actually remember is the Blood Soaked Clown of the North.. but I found it made people kinda stare at me whenever I placed in the name for my reservations at T.G.I.F. so I tried Super Fun Clowny...but that just made everyone giggle.."

"Well, I just have all the more reason to catch you.. and see what makes you tick.." said Szayl Aporro with a smile. "To think.. my luck is picking itself back up.. a Numensapien... and a guardian class one at that... they say a Gaurdian Class Numensapien's true name holds beautiful unspeakable secrets so incredible... depending on whose name it is of course.."

Twilight Prankster went silent for a minute, considering the Espada before him for a minute. "You wish.. to know my true name?"

Twilight Prankster looked up, his eyeholes glowing a terrifying red light. "Trust me.. Szayl Aporro Granz... out of all the Numensapiens that have ever existed.. my name.. is one name you don't want to know...the only one who knows my true name, is Mavis Vermillion.. and she would rather agree with me..."

Szayl Aporro laughed insanely. "Who cares!! If I learn the true name of a Gaurdian Numensapien, then certainly I will reach the greatest levels of perfection.. I will stand above all.. even Lord Asgawrath himself.."

"So..." said Twilight Prankster.. "I see..Not only do you torture little girls for fun... you hold yourself above all others.. very well.. howabout I just tell you my true name....?"

Szayl Aporro's eyes widened with shock as Twilight Prankster suddenly appeared right next to him.. a terrible shadow crossing his mask... making him no longer seem his usual cheerful mischievous self.. but look more like a terrible reckoning diety... about to make the Espada pay for his fatal hubris..

"My true name... here it is..." Twilight Prankster whispered. He then leaned in close to Szayl Aporro's ear and whispered something...

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!" Szayl Aporro let out a tortured scream, and began clutching his head, writhing about on the ground, his ressureccion form dissapearing as he rolled along the ground, tears pouring out of his eyes. "WHAAAAT IS THIS!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!?? WHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!?"

"My aspect of magic is randomness and mischief." said Twilight Prankster. "It's my nature ya know.. how could any ordinary mortal... hope to hold such a random.. unpredictable.. untamable name.. within their heads, without going absolutely mad?... Now consider this.. consider a name.. that's so random, and unpredictable.. that the Edolas Supremos... went mad just listening to the first syllable...

"MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE ME FORGET!!!" Szayl Aporro screamed. "PLEASE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!"

"Sorry.." said Twilight Prankster. "The thing about my name is.. once one knows it... they cannot forget.. no matter how much they squeal and try to forget it... they'll never forget.. it will drive you insane... but that's okay! Your aspect of death is Insanity I hear... so you'll feel right at home!"

"How could anything like you.. even exist!?" Szayl Aporro continued to sob. "H-h-h-how!? HOW!? Not possible.. not possible.. not possble.. not possible.. NOT POSSIBLE!!! NOT POSSIBLE!!!! IT JUST CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT DEFIES ALL OF PERFECTION!!! DEFILES ALL OF REASON!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL YET TERRIBLE!!! Is this what it means to learn the true name... IS IT!?"

"Actually.. not entirely." said Twilight Prankster. "If you had learned Temporum's true name.. ya would've gained infinite wisdom!! BUT ME!! I'm just that kind of guy.. so.. as you descend into madness, which should finish in a couple of hours.. would you like a bon bon?"

Twilight Prankster held out a chocalate bon bon. "No? You sure? Well, more for me!"