Silence filled the desolate Nebulosos as an epic battle of wits took place.. the spectacular battle between Twilight Prankster, King of Trickery, Lord of Hijinks.. and Midnight Madcap, Dark Emperor of Chaos, Master of Mayhem.

An epic battle more incredible then any on this planet...

Wait a second.. ARE THOSE TWO JUST PLAYING CHESS!?

There Twilight Prankster and Midnight Madcap sat, on either end of a small wooden table with a timer and a chessboard between them..

"Hmmmm..." Twilight Prankster scratched the chin part of his mask with his remaining arm. "Running out of time are we?"

"Don't rush perfection!!" Madcap said. "AHAH!!! There we go! Knight to E9.. Read em and weep!!" Madcap clicked the timer.

"Ahhhhh.. good move, good move.." Twilight Prankster muttered. "Now let's see..."

Mikoto, Accelerator, and Grimmjow just stared incredulously at the scene.

"This.. is a freakin' fight!?" Grimmjow roared. "YO PRANKS!! THAT GUY JUST KILLED MIKOTO MISAKA 50 TIMES OVER!!! AREN'T YA GOING TO GET SOME VENGEANCE!!?"

"Not now Grimmy! Gotta figure out how to get my Queen out of this situation.." Prankster muttered. "AHA!!! Castle to E9... WHOOP WHOOP!!"

"NO!!! Knighty!!" Madcap cried out. "Alright.. my turn.. aha.. pawn to B7... TOUCHDOWN!!!"

"Boo that!!" Prankster exclaimed. "There ain't any touchdown in chess!!"

"This isn't football!?" Madcap exclaimed. "THEN WHAT THE HECK WERE WE DOING!?"

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Prankster yelled. "Wait.. didn't Grimmy say you killed Mikoto 50 times over?"

"Oh yeah!" said Madcap. "That was hilarious!!"

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Prankster jumped out of his seat and threw the chessboard into Madcap's face, knocking his head into the table. Twilight Prankster then lunged out Midnight Madcap, tackling him.

"Finally!" Accelerator moaned.

Twilight Prankster and Midnight Madcap both stood up and began slapping each other like sissy girls.

"Stop it!" Madcap shouted as he fluttered his hands pathetically. "You've got cooties!!"

"Well you've got Rabies!!" said Prankster. "Wait.. what the hell are we doing!?"

"Slapping each other!?"

"We're freaking heavy hitters!!" said Twilight Prankster. "WHICH MEANS WE'VE GOTTA PLAY HARD BALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

In Twilight Prankster's hand.. a massive baseball bat the size of a skyscraper appeared, and he slammed the baseball bat straight into Midnight Madcap.

A tremendous earthquake ensued from the blow.. and fissures occurred all over the terrain.

"Nice try!!" Midnight Madcap yelled suddenly appearing in a burst of confetti behind Twilight Prankser. "But I'm calling the Clowny Bucks in this joint!! MIDNIGHT CHUCKLE!!!!!"

A massive set of laughing jaws made of giant purple energy teeth laughed into being, laughing with the terrifying voice of a thousand banshees.. It chomped down at Twilight Prankster who launched himself into the air and slammed the jaws away, blasting it apart.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO EH!? MY EDOLAS OPPOSITE!!!?" Midnight Madcap roared as giant blade-like claws of darkness grew out of his wrist. "BEFORE!! YOU USED TO BE MORE POWERFUL THEN ME!! BUT NOW!! I AM CORRUPTION'S HUNKY DORY BEEBOP!!!! AND LOOK AT HOW YOUR FIGHT WITH DIABLO'S GOTTEN YA!!! A FREAKIN' BROKEN CLOWN WITH ONE ARM!!!"

Midnight Madcap blasted down at Twilight Prankster at the speed of light, cackling insanely as he slashed his claws to and fro, attempting to slice the clown to pieces.

"True I've only got one dimple daisy arm right now!! And I AM a little worse for wear!!!" said Twilight Prankster. "But if there's one thing that sniping a random MMO player and blaming it on Mikoto's long lost cousin Shino taught me!! IT'S THAT WHEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROTECT!! OH HELL I'LL DO IT!! EVEN IF I'VE GOT ACID POURING OUT OF MY EYES!!! SPEAKING OF WHICH!!!"

"SLAMMIN ACID CLOWN!!!!" Twilight Prankster's eyes shot two massive blasts of green ultra corrosive acid.

Midnight Madcap launched himself out of the way as a massive flood of acid humungous enough to drown an armada of dinosaurs exploded out.

"AHAHAHAHA!!!" Midnight Madcap laughed as he levitated into the air above the acid flood. "I remember that!! I heard that was the move you used to melt that super ninja Hashirama's giant forest thingy! I don't know!! That dimension had a little legend or something about the battle between the great ninja and the trickster god.. and the ninja lost.. blablabla!!!"

"Ohhh!! I remember that!!" said Twilight Prankster. "But do you know what move I don't remember using!?"

"What!?"

"KAIO-KEN!!"

"Kaio-what!?"

"BOOOMM!!!" Twilight Prankster was surrounded in a massive blue energy shaped like his mask and exploded into Midnight Madcap in a shower of massive magic energy.

Midnight Madcap exploded into the pool of acid in a tremendous splash as Twilight Prankster hovered above, cackling jubilantly. "HAHAHAHA!! Actually the move is called Prank Masher!! But hey! DBZ for the win right!! KACHOW!!!!"

The acid below began to swirl like a whirlpool.. soon, it was revealed that a giant monstrous fanged mouth had opened up on Midnight Madcap's mask, and was swallowing the giant acid bath whole..

The mouth closed up, and resumed just being a painted on smiley face. "Bon Appetit! Now that's a Spicy-a-meatball!!

Midnight Madcap slammed his hands together. "BLOOD CIRCUS OF THE NIGHTMARE JESTER!!!"

A massive surge of blood exploded out of the ground.. and formed itself into a ginormous circus tent made out of pure dark red blood.

Out of the blood tent came the most gruesome beast imaginable.. it's pure skin was darkness, it's great purple eyes were madness incarnate.. it's jaws drooled with a need to consume.

"DIZZY HAMMER OF THE PRANK MASTERS!!!" Twilight Prankster conjured a giant impossibly ginormous mallet out of thin air and it smashed straight into the beast's head.. banishing it from existence in a massive explosion of pure magic energy.

"Face it Billy Goat of a thousand fleas!!" said Prankster. "I may be broken up from what Diablo did to me, but I was already far more powerful then you when you were Night Reveler.. now we're completely even stevens with this popsidale fight!!! Now back down!! And don't make me throw the book at ya!!!"

"I'm going to go with... NO!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Midnight Madcap's torso exploded with blood, and giant clawed hands and gruesome faces comprised of blood tore out and shot at Twilight Prankster.

"BOOOOOOMMM!!!!" A ginormous book with Twilight Prankster's mask emblazoned on the cover exploded into being and opened up.. shielding Prankster from the blood as it was absorbed into the pages that was labeled 'our happy memories'.

The book then slammed shut on Midnight Madcap, slamming him inside.

"Oooohh looks like I really DID throw the book at him!! hahahahaha!! Twilight Prankster laughed jubilantly. "Now let's see what we can find in our little memories..."

The book turned around and opened up to reveal a large picture of Midnight Madcap in diapers and a bib.

"Awwww.. they grow up so fast!" Twilight Prankster said. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now let's see if I can find one of him in the tub with his ducky!!"

"KABLAAAAMMMM!!!!" The book exploded into shreds and burns as Midnight Magrap emerged from the flames, dark auras of absolute rage blasting out from him and filling the skies with darkness.

"THAT'S IT!!!" Midnight Madcap. "NOTHIN' MAKES ME MADDER THEN PUTTIN' MY TUSHI IN A DIAPER!!!"

"Not even the fact that in the paragraph before your last dialogue, the author spelled your name wrong!?" said Twilight Prankster.

"Oh yeah.. well whadya know?" said Midnight Madcap. "I'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER!! WE both know we won't settle this holdn' back... let's do it.. Pranky boy!! Let's flip the coffee table!! Let's let the cat out of the bag, run in the streets with a naked old dude.. or.. whatever IT'S PURGATORY FORM TIME SLIM JIM!!!!"

Midnight Madcap's body gathered all the shadows.. all the demons of the darkness absorbed him.. and created a pulsating shockwave.. "Scarecrow... of the Nightmare Jester.."

The darkness exploded.. and out of it came a horrible thing.. a dark entity of unspeakable fear.. and madness.

It was a scarecrow, with stick-like lega and arms, and straw sicking out of gaps in it's stitched body. It had a completely black colored jack-o-lantern for a head with green flames gushing out of it's mouth and eyes.. It's hands were made of thin needle's, giving them a terrifying  claw-like appearance, and it's back was hunched..

It's bod was dressed in black torn rags that fluttered in the wind, like a horrifying specter, and on it's chest was the face of a gargoyle with long ears.

The scarecrow drew out a long scythe, one which it had a large purple eye peering out of the blade. "Time to relish my dinner... Itadakimasu..."

Twilight Prankster backed up a bit and held up a hand. "Well!! Somebody got put on the supah-dupah scare diet!!!"

"Well!! What's the matter!!" said Midnight Madcap, spitting green flames out as he spoke. "Aren't you going to go into your Purgatory Form...? OH THAT'S RIGHT!!! After you, Amor and Ikari got you asses kicked fighting Diablo, your magic is currently so drained, that you can't even go into your first Purgatory Form!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU!!!"

"MIDNIGHT DEATH WISH!!!!!" Madcap sliced his scythe at Prankster, letting out a massive wave of darkness, so fast and so powerful.. that a Fallen Angel would have been defeated on the spot.

"SILLY BOMB!!!" Twilight Prankster threw a massive sphere of rainbow colored energy which exploded into smoke and confetti upon impact with the dark blast.. however, it didn't even slightly slow the blast down.. and it exploded into him with massive earth shaking force..

Twilight Prankster fell onto his black.. the cracks on his mask having grown larger, with blood dripping out..

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Midnight Madcap launched himself forward and stomped his foot on Prankster's chest, rupturing the earth around them." WHOSE FUNNY NOW JOKEY!? WHOSE THE HILARIOUS ONE NOW!!"

Madcap repeatedly stomped on Prankster's chest, laughing deliriously..

But Prankster still laughed weakly, coughing blood from the cracks in his mask as he did. "You know.. what's really funny? That no matter how much you try, you'll never make Mikoto Misaka laugh.."

Madcap stopped stomping on Prankster for a moment. "Shut up..."

"SHUT UP!?" said Prankster. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT!!? NO JAY LENO QUOTE!? NO SADISTIC JOKE ABOUT YO MAMA OR SOMETHING!?  Well that just proves it!! All these years, your number one goal was to make the Railgun laugh!! Because you hoped if you made somebody so darn incorruptible laugh at what you were.. or with what you did.. that it would mean she was just as dark and twisted as you!! And that would mean everything and everybody was the same deep down.. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT!? What about your daughter eehhhhhh? You let her become Death Reach!! Just so you could prove that same point!! BUT HEYO!!! Mikoto ain't laughing!!"

Madcaps' Jackolantern face steamed with green flames of rage. He grabbed Twilight Prankster's head and twisted it over to look at Mikoto.. at her shivering broken looking expression. "See that? Yeah... I admit.. I couldn't make it laugh.. but see.. there's another surprise in that little box of a girl... she's got two little bundles of joy... sleeping in her womb right now, and she doesn't even know it yet.."

"What..?" Twilight Prankster muttered. "WHAT!?"

"That's RIGHT Prankingtons!!!" said Madcap. "You see.. every time I kill her.. I kill two others!! It's enough fun to make up for all those times she didn't crack a smile at my witty express!!! AND I'M GOING TO ENJOY IT 200 MORE TIMES!! RIGHT AFTER YOU'RE SLEEPING YOHOHO WITH THE FISHIES DOWN STAIRS!!!"

Twilight Prankster's mask turned blood red... along with all the purple stripes on his clothes.. as an indescribable.. dangerous... heated rage.. hissed into him..

"Ooooooooohhhh." said Twilight Prankster. "Ya did it now....You made me so freakin' mad... I can't hold back anymore... you know why they used to call me the Blood Soaked Clown of the North? Well... I'm about to soak up your blood amigo.... you can threaten me... ya can beat down on my buddies.. but.... when you threaten the life of a small innocent child..... my blood goes so far past boiling... that I practically evaporate into pure unrestricted rage.."

"AHAHAHAHA!!!" Madcap laughed. "Yeah!? Well what are you going to do about it!?"

"Maximum Overkill... Level 70"

The sky shook... the air blasted apart... the wind raged... and the elements cowered in fear... as Twilight Prankster exploded with such terribly incredible power.. that Madcap was thrown over 2000 meters away..

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!" With each extremely horrific laugh, Twilight Prankster's voice became more and more demonic.. more and more destructive, and less like that of the jubilant clown he was before.

His mask's design changed.. the smiley face turning into a sharp fang rowed smile design instead, while the moon and star shaped eyeholes turned into sadistically curved slits.

"YA WANTED ME TO DO A PURGATORY FORM SALLY!?" Twilight Prankster screamed with delight and craziness. "WELL LET ME SHOW YOU MY FOURTH, AND STRONGEST ONE!! THE FORM I CAN ONLY USE WHEN I'VE COMPLETELY LOST IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY THING!! I HAVEN'T USED IT SINCE CHUCK NORRIS STOLE MY SANDWICH!! HE STILL HAS NIGHTMARES!!!"

Twilight Prankster's aura converged on him.. as he spoke. "DAMNED DEMON OF THE PRANK MASTERS!!!!"

There was an explosion of Chaos itself, seeped into pure energy.. as a ginormous form, 200 meters tall rose from the dust... Twilight Prankster had grown to unrivaled size.. his mask, was now designed to look like a specter with a large fanged jaw gushing darkness... and the jaw was on a hinge, so it moved when he spoke... his harlequin outfit was now red and gold, outfitted with slim armor that almost resembled something Square Enix would design.. He had multiple arms, all with metallic golden claws... and on his chest was a version of Twilight Pranskter's original mask, only it's smiley face looked so wild, that it could have passed for a '60 times more insane then the Joker style' smile.

Twilight Prankster's massive red and gold armored curly toed boots slammed into the ground as he walked, shaking the world..

"HOLY!!? DEAR!!! WHAZAAAAAA!!!!!?" Midnight Madcap screamed.

"Hey..." said Twilight Prankster in his now demonic voice, while he looked down at Midnight Madcap. "When ya see Madara Uchiha in Hell.. tell him I said... 'Like a B*tch'."

Twilight Prankster pointed one finger at Midnight Madcap. "Laughing Funeral Pyre..."

A terrible ginormous spear of dark purple energy, emblazoned with multiple gruesome laughing faces, exploded into the earth.. stabbing so deeply down.. that it's tip reached Nebulosos's very core.. miles and miles below... pushing Midnight Madcap down where the deepness was...

The only thing left of the pyre, was the 40 feet of it that stood above ground.... Midnight Madcap was sealed within the core of his home planet.. buried alive by Twilight Prankster's indescribable rage..

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"N-neh.." Mikoto opened her eyes.. Twilight Prankster was standing above her, back in his normal form.

"Howdy Rowdy Pardner!!" Prankster said. "Welcome back to casa-del-crap!! That's what I call Nebulosos nowadays, cause seriously this place looks like a bunch of crap!!"

"Are you okay Mikoto?" Wendy was healing Mikoto's chest. "I'm so sorry... I didn't know.."

"Didn't know what?" Mikoto muttered.. still confused and in a daze from having endured being killed and resurrected multiple times.

Everyone was there.. she was back in the cave.. and everyone had been revived... that was a relief...

Ichigo was the only one not crowded around Mikoto, he was busy pouring blue glowing reiatsu into his broken Zangetsus, repairing them.

"Uhh... Biribiri?" said Touma, sitting down next to her along with Miyoko and Mir. "How do you feel?"

"Like I was just stabbed in the heart 50 times." Said Mikoto. "Oh.. what do you know... I was.. damn, I couldn't do a thing.."

Mikoto looked around at everyone. "Why is everyone looking at me like that? Hello?"

"Er.. Biribiri.. remember that job we took months ago..?" said Touma. "That one where we had to take down that Ice Demon on Mt. Hakabe? And I almost died... and you cried... and I was revived.. and we were.. er.. really, really happy?"

"Yeah?" said Mikoto slowly.

"And then we kissed." said Touma. "Then we kissed some more.. then we kissed a little more.."

"AND THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED!!!" Mikoto screamed, going super red and putting a hand over Touma's mouth. "THAT IS TOTALLY ALL THAT HAPPENED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RIGHT!!!"

"Mikoto.." Levy and Lucy each took one of Mikoto's hands. "We all know what happened.."

"N-neh!?" Mikoto's ears began to blow steam. "Y-you what!?"

"Wendy did a little checking with her magic Railgun!" Accelerator spat. "You're.. er.."

"Hold it!!" said Natsu. "We need to break the news gently.."

Natsu took a deep breath.. and put his hands on Mikoto's shoulders. "Mikoto... YOU'RE FRIGGIN PREGNANT!!!!!"

Natsu shook Mikoto around rapidly while yelling at the top of his lungs. "YOU ARE SOOO FRIGGIN PREGNANT!!!! I MEAN PRANKSTER SHE'S FRIGGIN PREGNANT!!!"

"OH YEAH SHE IS SO FRIGGIN PREGNANT!!" Twilight Prankster yelled out. "GUNHA THAT LADY IS SOOO FRIGGIN PREGNANT RIGHT!!!"

"OH MY GUTS!!! SHE IS FRIGGIN PREGNANT!!!!" Gunha roared out.

"WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!" Erza punched Gunha, Prankster and Natsu each on the head. "You call that breaking it gently!?"

"I-I'm.. what!?" Mikoto stammered.

"Pregnant." said Wendy. "Twins, both girls.."

"B-but.." Mikoto stared at her daughter Miyoko. "Y-you said you were the oldest.."

"By two seconds!" Mir cried out cheerfully.

"Hey!!" Miyoko growled. "Er... fine alright.. I was only the first out.. not really the first born.."

"B-but.. wouldn't I be.. er.. bigger.. by now?" Mikoto said, still feeling absolutely bewildered.

"Not with Dragon Borns.." said Nicole. "Unless you have a medical specialist or somebody like Wendy check.. you don't know until the final week or so.. then you start to have the symptoms.. violent mood swings.. extremely odd cravings.. and other stuff.. it only happens if the mother is the Dragon Born, since mother dragons have powerful bodies that allows them to conserve and provide nutrients without changing body mass."

"B-but I'm 16..." Mikoto wheezed.

"Technically 21." said Touma. "That's what it says on the records because of our little time skip thing we had when we went to Soul Society... otherwise I don't think it would have been legal..eheh.."

"The legal age in Fiore is 16.." said Erza with a shrug.

Mikoto suddenly heard a sobbing sound that had been there for a while without her noticing.. she stared at Kuroko Shirai.. who was crying her eyes out while trying to beat Touma's shoulder with her fists...

"M-my.. sniffle... sissy... m-my... sissy... you took... my sissy's... virginity.. sniffle.. waaaahhhh... why.. why.. why.. my sissy's.. virginity.. it was mine... I was going for it.. and you took it.. you.. oaf... you.. oaf.."

Elli purred and curled up on Mikoto's stomach while everybody else surrounded the shocked Mikoto and put a hand on her.

"N-now.. what do I do!?" Mikoto stammered.

"Welllllll.." said Twilight Prankster. "For starters... CAN I BE THE CRAZY UNCLE!?"