My version of Mafiatale Sans: i've been through so much, no one can understand my pain.

Axetale Sans: Hold my beer.

My knowledge on the Axetale AU is pretty small, but I do know that Sans and Frisk have a daughter called Aliza, and I'm pretty sure in this AU that Frisk is dead. 

He also has a fucked up left socket... Not really sure how - again, my knowledge on this AU is VERY brief, but it definitely seems like he's been through a lot...

Mafia Sans: okay... it's not a competition...