I went into the limoSIN and the driver DICKtated to give me a RIDE.

I said sure why not? Let's get this done!

After the ride he gave me the PAINment,

and I was shoked from the painful PLEASURE!!

it was a hell load of muns! It was imPUSSYble to pay it!

So I told him how about I give ya CREAM PIE(*ded*) but no he said,

I said I'd take him to a CUMference but no, and I tried again,

I PUSHED HARDER to make him agree, but alas he was stubborn,

I wanted to SHOVE a stick in his ASS

or maybe THRUST a sword in his chest but no I could never do that.

So in the end I CAME back home bankRAPED, (pfffttt... xD idk anymore...)

welp next time, never THRUST someone who CUMS to give ya a ride.

I am so sorry...

...Not really xD