the haunted house saga
Literally copied and pasted this stuff from my graphic shop lmaoo. I hope you guys enjoy if you're coming back or reading it for the first time.
First Day
Okay so yesterday was the first day at my haunted house and I literally am so tired today but I'm about to head there again in a few minutes lolol love life.
But anyways it went all the way down to 39 degrees Fahrenheit and I felt like I was being tortured. My body hurts from jumping out of a van for like 4 hours lol
But anyways I was a doctor and we were in a crashed ambulance and I was yelling at people to "go away!"
This big group of boys came and they were all so beautiful omg those basic white boys with the curly brown hair akdkfjwjjdn. They hit different.
But anyways I yelled at them to go away and the boy in the very back goes "I'm going I'm going"
And I was like "I'm trying to help you!! These patients are crazy!!"
And he goes "thank you!"
And I'm like "you're welcome!"
He goes, "I love you"
And I'm like "I love you too!"
So basically I'm in love....
But people like that who come through are haunted house are the best and I love them omg.
And there was another group my friend and I yelled, "go away!" And they literally sprinted it was so funny omg sjdjdiwjdj
Second Day
So the haunted house was open again this Saturday and I need to start with the DRAMA that was happening!
Okay so I am awful at telling stories... which is ironic because I am literally writing this on an app where you write stories 🤦🏽♀️
Okay dang I might need to have backstory... idk if y'all would want to read this omg I'm so sorry.
(Not me sectioning these because there's too much to say...)
DRAMA
Okay so to start of: the haunted house I work at is on a boat! But our boat got shut down... so we had to move everything to the land. Literally we got shut down the day before we opened!! So that was freaking annoying like I wish they told us a few days ahead of time so we could've been prepared.
Anyways because if that none of us knew what our roles were and there was a lot of confusion. So on Friday we were figuring it al out and when we got there they told my friends Alex, Tatyana, and Evalena that they would be in the ambulance outside and be like doctors and patients.
Then me, my friends Katie, Allie, and Lexi show up and we're like lol we'll be in the van too teeheehee. Then there like bruh there can't be that many people in the van so then they say me, Allie, and Katie are the only people allowed to be in the van (because on the boat we were going to be playing nurses and doctors) but this was unfair to Alexis, Tatyana, and Evalena because they already got ready for it and were doing the makeup for it.
So we kinda compromised and said that me, Allie, Katie, and Evalena could be on the van and Alexis and Tatyana would have to do another role.
Lol okay so with this background info onto the actual story....
So it's Saturday lol. And we're all running so late, the haunt starts at 7:30pm (that's when it gets dark) but we were all still trying to get ready at like 6:40pm. So people still put their makeup on on the boat but the fire Marshall who shut us down also said we all couldn't be at the boat at once???? Even though we all have always been on the boat at once????
Okay so because of this my friend Alexis and I would go in to get our friend's makeup and costumes. She got the makeup I would remember all my friend's costumes and get them. Anyways we run up to the top of the hill and to the front area where everyone stands in line, the problem was THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE THERE! So we had to find a new place to put makeup on and decided to go to the ambulance because there were seats there.
Okay so now it's me, Evalena, Alexis, and Tatyana who are at the ambulance thing, doing our best to quickly put makeup on.
AND THIS IS WHERE THIS STUPID UNNECESSARY DRAMA STARTS FKIEOEKDKCKCK
Okay so Tatyana and Alexis didn't want to be at the same spots they were the day before because they couldn't really scare anyone there, so they decided to scare people at this like airplane wreck that was right near the ambulance.
Allie and Katie walk over to us and see us and them decide to walk over to two other of our friends and whisper to them and I'm here like... I know exactly what's going on!
These two are thinking that Alexis and Tatyana are trying to steal their precious spots on the ambulance.
And now Alexis and Tatyana are getting upset that they're just talking behind their back instead of saying anything to their face and then the other two walk back down to the boat and literally complain about this 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ like this could've been solved if they had the decency to talk to them....
But anyways because if this I literally get texts from four different people asking who's in the ambulance and it makes me so mad cause it's so unnecessary omg ekdkwiksmdmskwowkwkd
Anyways some man who's like in charge of it comes to us and he's like "only three of you can be in the ambulance"
And I'm like, "but there were four of us yesterday."
And he's like "well there's three today."
And I'm just like uhhhhhhhhh so I took one for the team and left the ambulance 😙✌🏽
And now because of them HAVING to go and talk to OTHERS about this situation I lost my part 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ like this was so freaking stupid y'all!
Anyways now Alexis was crying cause her and Tatyana's plan to be on the airplane was ruined because two girls already took the part.
My amazing friend Lexi who was mentioned earlier lol came over and told the guy that I could be in her scene because she didn't scare anyone yesterday lol.
After this Tatyana and Alexis literally LEFT and I'm like... wat. And I had to clean up all the makeup and clothes because they just dropped everything and left 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Which idk why they would've done that they should've just stayed for a different part, like we're literally getting paid for this.
I think they wanted to leave and go to a club anyway... cause they were going to leave early to go anyway so their friend doesn't make bad decisions.
Lexi, once again, my beautiful, amazing, wonderful, perfect friend helps me with taking all this stuff to the boat. And when we get down there the two girls doing makeup down there ask me about the situation and we talk about how stupid it is And they put makeup on me and I put my costume on cause this whole time I was just monitoring everyone else lmaoooo.
Lexi and I run back up to the our place cause we're literally FIRST. But I had to drop of some snacks to my friends back in the van and ran before they could say anything else lol I did not want to talk about it.
FUNNY STORIES
(the important section of course)
Okay anyways Lexi and I did amazing in the new spot and the owner of the haunted house told me I was doing so much better there because Lexi was scaring NO ONE by herself, that poor girl. But I was on a gurney as a patient and she was a nurse cutting me up. And I would just like jolt up and yell "HELP ME"
omg I kept seeing people I know and I would yell out their names, it was so funny.
And since we were first we would see the funniest things. Like this one woman wanted to record it so she walks in and I'm yelling "help me," and she just stops in the middle of the room and is on her phone 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I literally stopped telling and just stared at her like... what do I do??? 😂😂
She finally got her camera on and I screamed "help me" again.
Then this same kinda thing happens with some boy in a full black body suit like it even covered his head?? It was so weird but he does the same thing but this boy literally takes his snapchat camera out and like points the camera at me and him with like the selfie side and I'm just like "this guys won't help me..."
LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO IN THESE SITUATIONS WKWIKSJDJDJDJ
And then there was this little girl who literally couldn't even walk in the room cause she was so scared. I literally went, "she's not gonna hurt you, only me." So it would help but she never came through lol.
Another person asked for directions 🤦🏽♀️ so while I'm screaming I have to like point around my gurney. Omg so awkward
OMG WAIT THE FUNNIEST STORY WKSNJEJWKSJDJCM
okay so Lexi and I can barely tell when people are coming through into the room unless they talk or the owner of the haunted house rings a bell, but sometimes he forgets so we just have to pay really close attention. Between breaks I look at my phone and one time, someone literally comes in while I'm on my phone 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ so embarrassing... I dropped my phone onto the gurney and lay down and then get up and start yelling help me, this boy in front literally starts laughing at me 😩😩
It was awful but we laughed about it. I think I was on Wattpad replying to you guys on the last chapter too 😩
I think that was basically it, no cute boys today guys :(((
Someone did buy me hot chocolate so that was super sweet 🥺 and very good for my throat.
CONCLUSION
THERE ARE LITERALLY SECTIONS NOW FMKFJFJDJD
Literally people are going to see this book and be like... why is she talking so much?
I'm just explaining the graphics in detail....
Okay anyways thanks for reading if you did I appreciate all of you so much. I found a YouTube video of my haunted house from last year but the person, literally took the video the ONE DAY I wasn't working 😭
https://youtu.be/3JNq19TfbVQ
I'm in this video though lol at 1:08 I'm the one on the bed who looks like a psychopath
https://youtu.be/ZhgBrY1cRwI
Day Three
OMGMGMGMFMMG someone took a video of the haunted house this year!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhh. Literally the first thing I thought was "I cAn ShOw It To My WaTtPaD fRiEnDs."
https://youtu.be/hdcBaR_f0WQ
He talks a lot so I just skipped through it lol but he seems nice and he got scared by me!!!! I was the one on the gurney in the very beginning lol. I think at like 6:10 or something and that's my friend Lexi stabbing me lol. My glasses were so foggy 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ that's embarrassing. OMG ALSO HE LITERALLY CAME BACK THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE HE LOVED IT SO MUCH 🥺🥺
Lol but lexi and I switched positions this week *Ariana Grande's new song starts playing* cause her legs really hurt from last week so I was like be on the gurney with me this time. And now her knees hurt cause she's on them all night lmmaaooo. So many sexual innuendoes today.
Lmaooo we look so funny and my mom laughed too much at these pictures 😂
No drama today but I do have some fun stories as usual! Not many though, sadly :(
Okay so on Friday lexi and I decided that she would be on the gurney with me and when we first decided we literally couldn't stop laughing when we tried to practice but it needed up working out so that's good lmao.
Okay but this was my favorite story of the night these two girls were like walking into our little building that we were in and so I started screaming help me and they're literally just standing there being like "where do we go???" And I'm just thinking WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU GO????? Like the amount of people who ask this make me very upset 🤦🏽♀️ but anyways I'm still screaming like you obviously go towards me I'm trying to scare younskisjwnenf
Literally they were still standing clueless so I literally stopped and I go, "you go around the gurney!"
And they're laughing and they say "oh sorry we're from Ohio."
And lexi and I bursted out laughing we're like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? 😂😂 how does being from Ohio change anything???
Also lexi was every hungry on Friday and they usually give us food before we start but she didn't eat it. The guy who runs the place, his name is Dana, since we're first he sometimes comes and tells us what all is going on. And so I told him Lexi was hungry and he brought us a whole box of pizza. Love that man.
Anyways literally 2 people lost their phones that night 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ I felt so bad but I was also like how?? So they had to pause the haunted house and let them go through to find their phones.
Dana told us there was a break so lexi and I pulled out the pizza box and started eating lmaoo
And then this group comes in with flashlights and I was like oh no
One of them was like "aww they're just chilling and eating pizza."
I started being like "booo we're so scary ahhhh" cause I was out here thinking they were a real group and we just weren't ready to scare them. But they weren't they were just looking for the phone thank God.
Then Lexi's boyfriend who's in the little room with us and this other boy came over and we all had a little pizza party lol.
Also some girl came in with a big group and she was like, "Hi Bridget!!!"
....and I low key don't know who she was. I feel like I have an idea but Oop I felt so bad endiciejwjndmg
Okay so onto Saturday which was kind of a boring day cause not much happened and Lexi and I were so tired we would both lay down on the gurney until a group came.
But anyways this one big group came through and this woman... SHE PAT MY HEAD. I'm like ma'am... I don't think you're allowed to touch me... I am not an inanimate object.
Then in this other group this dad was trying to get this son to come in and this kid is already so scared. And the dad goes "go inside or no pizza rolls later!" And lexi and I almost bursted out laughing before we scared them.
Then we can always hear people scream when Lexi's boyfriend Josh drops this guillotine and that usually scares people. So this little boy is going up there and we can hear him being like "don't drop it, I'm telling you not to drop it."
Then Josh drops it, this poor little boy screams and he's like "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DROP IT!!"
Omg also the weirdest part.. I almost forgot I did this 🤦🏽♀️ but I was laying on the gurney and usually lexi is just sitting on top of me. And so I started telling her a story about two deer that fell in love I used like my fingers to like make them talk too lol
Basically the story was that this deer stole a truck for this other deer because they were tired of being the ones to be hit by trucks and they drove the truck but then they crashed because their bodies aren't made for driving trucks but they survived and went into a restaurant because that was their dream. And in the restaurant all they wanted were carrots and they wouldn't serve them carrots because they were deer. The end.
So basically everyone in the room thought I had lost my mind.
Lol yeah that's basically it and we're getting paid the same as last time lol. But that's okay I'm happy to help them anyway and hopefully next year will be better.
Fourth Day
Oh goodness here come the sections...
Haunted House — Funny Stories
we got such good reactions at the haunted house that day we scared so many children and I felt bad but also happy that we were actually scaring people?? 😂😂
So these two little girls came in by themselves, I don't even know how they were allowed to be there by themselves lol but anyways these two started screaming before Lexi and I even did anything lol. Like they walked in, saw her, and screamed. Then she started stabbing me, they screamed, I got up and started screaming, they screamed. Then they went to the next room saw some inanimate objects, screamed. I was like omg those poor girls 😂😂
Omg and the best story of the night and the last lol so these three little girls and their dad and mom all come in together and these little girls can't even come into the room they're already crying and are so scared. So I think a little bit later they like stepped into the room and lexi started stabbing me and that scared them so much and then I screamed and they started crying harder omg
I made so many little girls cry on Friday, I feel so bad wkeofijejwnd
But anyways they literally run out of the room but the dad stays in there and lexi and I literally break character and start laughing with the dad about the kids running out of the room, we couldn't hold it in anymore.
And we had a whole conversation with this guy, he was like "I bet your guys' voice hurts after screaming all night"
And we're like yeah and the kids hear us talking and start coming in and I just like wave at them. And he's like "see they're just real people, don't worry."
And so they start coming around us and lexi and I are like "good luck!"
And then they didn't even get into the room with Josh dropping the goutine omg I googled it last time but I'm lazy and I'd how to spell it. Anyways these guys are in there like "can we just turn around and leave?"
Lexi and I were like probably and they so they turn around to leave but they got sent back in?? Idk why I guess it's cause they paid? I'm not sure.
But they come back and lexi's like "do we do it again?"
And so they come through and I'm just like "boo!" That have them a little laugh before they were terrorized.
Anyways I think they went through the whole thing and might've been fine? They definitely cried in the clown room cause that room is awful. It's so small so you can't run unless the person in front of you moves so that sucks.
Saturday — Movie Night
Okay so Saturday... I skipped the haunted house guys :( on Halloween!! I'm crazy I did this last year too 😂
But anyways I was hoping to go watch a movie at my school where the give us free popcorn while we sit in the soccer field with blankets and chairs as we watch Scream. I was so excited I went with a few of my friends from the haunted house, so rip haunted house I hope they were okay.
So we get to the field and we're like... where is everyone???
Literally no one was there...
We walked around the campus for like 20 minutes trying to find out if we got the right place. A few of us called our parents to look it up and stuff
And we found out that it was CANCELLED!!!!! AND NO ONE TOLD US!!!!
So here I am walking around at night in the town a serial killer resides holding a chair and a cup of hot chocolate hoping I could see the movie.
Anyways we ended up going to target and Walmart so that we could get bedsheets and take those ghost pictures. I didn't do it cause I didn't want to pay for a sheet 👀 I'm sorry I'm cheap 😂
Anyways then we headed to our local elementary school's playground and jumped the fence. I JUMPED A FENCE FOR THE FIRST TIME GUYS WKIDJFJDNE
I felt so cool, like I was in one of those movies about cool teenagers doing fun stuff 😎
Anyways I swung on some swings which was pretty fun, my friend ripped her jeans trying to get over the fence and I tried not to laugh but I did—
Anyways that was my Halloween, kinda sucked cause the movie got canceled but that's okay.
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